I moderate and, along with Maarfy, manage SMW's ASM areas. Feel free to PM or DM me with any inquiries about the sections. I won't take requests. I'm most versed in sprites and patches, but I can code in any area.
I handle the overworld sprites project. I took it private after low public interest but it will be ready soon. When it's done, if you want any tips regarding their coding, feel free to DM me.
I usually conduct the Member of the Month and Staff Spotlight interviews. If you have any suggestions on how to make them more interesting, feel free to PM or DM me. I won't make you MotM so don't ask about that.
Warning: TrashI only love Collab. and my morton, I'm sorry Friendship ended with Collab. and Morton's Empire. Now no one is my friend.
From the overzealous, but casually assholish cashier to the insane menu slang and ordering procedure, to the unsettling feeling that every Starbucks is trying to hide how white it feels to be inside one, how could Starbucks not be Macklemore?
Like Starbucks, everything about Macklemore is innately imperfect, yet he tries so hard to cover up his biggest frailties. His wokeness and creativity are well-intentioned, but they usually evoke the same “what the fuck is going on here?” reaction that seeing a Chicken Sausage & Bacon Biscuit on the Starbucks menu would. In fact, the experience becomes so over-the-top, that you always end up leaving with a Venti Chilled Blonde Roast, Double Caf Espresso when all you really wanted was a fucking simple cup of coffee.
Thanos spoke honestly. “I seek balance. By killing the half the universe, we can preserve peace. Will you join me?” he inquired.
The bald man burst into a fit of laughter. “Ah, that is your folly. You believe halving the universe will halt its growth. No, we have to wipe the slate clean. And if you intend to stand in my way,” Mr. Clean said, Magic Eraser in hand, “I’ll clean you like a stain on a kitchen counter.”