<SageGriffin> Okay, Coffee, do you read Oglaf?
<Coffeebean> Nope :/
<SageGriffin> The latest one made me lose my shit so hard, I almost fell out of my chair
<SageGriffin> For obvious reasons
<Coffeebean> Haha, that's brilliant xD
<Coffeebean> But seriously, you steal my offspring, and I will track you down.
<SageGriffin> Wasn't planning on it :V
<Coffeebean> If you are looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money. But what I do have are a very particular set of skills; skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that'll be the end of it. I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you, and I will kill you.
<SageGriffin> CAW CAW
<SageGriffin> CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW CAW
* SageGriffin flys the fuck around the room