Hi, I'm K3fka. I've been here for 6+ years, and I'm an ex-staff member. Just a regular user now, though :P DO NOT PM ME HACKING QUESTIONS
If you have a question about one of my releases, I'll make an exception for you. But for general hacking inquiries, use the forums please. No, I will not teach you ASM. K3FKODE IS 99% UNTESTED
I've been known to take on requests I see on irc and the forums when I have the time and desire. 99% of the time I am writing code on the fly in an environment where I'm unable to test it (at work). Make a backup, because there's no guarantee my code will work on the first try.