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Awkward Moments

The question should be "What non-awkward moments can we remember?"


My entire life is an awkward moment.
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every single time I have talked to a girl it has been extremely awkward and I get too worried about saying something stupid or offensive
i was walking a friends dog and it we were next to a pond on a ledge and it tried to jump in and the leash caught it and it died and to everybody else in the park it looked like i just hung a dog in the middle of the park. that didn't happen

I went to my Hmong friend's house for thanksgiving, but he was out getting some stuff they were missing. So it was me and about 30 Hmong people, most of which were old relatives that didn't speak English, eyeing up the little white boy sitting in their living room. They kept bringing me Pepsi's and even though i dont like Pepsi i had to keep drinking them because i didnt want to be rude.
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Originally posted by ThePat545
every single time I have talked to a girl it has been extremely awkward and I get too worried about saying something stupid or offensive
waving back at someone that wasn't waving at me
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Originally posted by leod
waving back at someone that wasn't waving at me

This pretty much. lol
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Originally posted by leod
waving back at someone that wasn't waving at me

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Walking somewhere on the streets and having somebody you don't know walk just like ten to twenty feet in front of you, and they happen to turn a corner that you're planning on turning down, so it kinda seems like you're following them in some way.
When you don't understand what the other person is saying even after you've told them to repeat for the third time. Even more awkward when it's you they don't understand.
Accidentally showing any non-vanilla gay porn to friends who aren't either furries or just extremely horny

Originally posted by leod
waving back at someone that wasn't waving at me

this too

Originally posted by Hobz
i was walking a friends dog and it we were next to a pond on a ledge and it tried to jump in and the leash caught it and it died and to everybody else in the park it looked like i just hung a dog in the middle of the park. that didn't happen

oh my god im so sorry you and your friend had to go through that

if that happened to me i'd probably just become a hikikomori and fall into guilt-caused depression despite it not being my fault

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annoying people is pretty awkward for me lol
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When my bad grades reach my parents.
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Originally posted by lolyoshi
When you don't understand what the other person is saying even after you've told them to repeat for the third time.


Originally posted by Kagami Hiiragi
When my bad grades reach my parents.


Also when you ask someone out and they take a while thinking about it. Usually it isn't very long but it feels like an eternity.
When they want to do a fist bump and I want to do a handshake, and then we end up switching back and forth.

Also, when I'm talking to someone and all of the sudden, I lose the ability to convert my thoughts into words, and I end up stuttering like crazy. That happens almost every time I'm in a conversation. #tb{D'X}
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Originally posted by Pseudogon

Also, when I'm talking to someone and all of the sudden, I lose the ability to convert my thoughts into words, and I end up stuttering like crazy.

Also, there was one time when I was 10 when one of my teeth fell out right after I said, "How many more of my teeth are going to fall​ out?"
*everything stops*
Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...
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Originally posted by lion
oh my god im so sorry y
Originally posted by Hobz
that didn't happen
lmao

When you go to say something but your mouth is all dried out so it comes out as a hushed, raspy whisper and you either have to clear your throat and try again or accept that whatever you were going to say has been lost in the void.

Showing somebody a porn/rule34 you think is funny but it weirds them out. Or even somebody that just gets weird talking about any kind of lewd.
^ Specific Example: I showed my friend the song they sing in the South Park porn parody [sfw; swear words tho], and he got really uncomfortable over the fact that it was from a porn and it made things incredibly awkward.
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