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Splatoon 2: The one that could've made it this far. (New Super Mario Splatfest! 🍄🌟)

New map announced:
Arowana Mall


Originally posted by Squid Research Lab
Arowana Mall may be familiar to some, but it’s gone through some renovations. Expect many battles at the center of the stage, but don’t overlook the newly added elevated platforms - they weren’t present in this stage in the first Splatoon game. This popular shopping mall reopens its doors for battles tonight!


Discuss.
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Gherk-OUT vs. Gherk-IN
EUR: 2/10 (Sat) 15:00 CEST – 2/11 (Sun) 15:00 CEST

Gherk-OUT vs. Gherk-IN

You have left to participate for this Splatfest!


Originally posted by Squid Research Lab
🥒 Hmm, this is quite the pickle… Are you gherk-IN or gherk-OUT? Pick a side and battle it out from 15:00 CET next Saturday!

Pick a side and discuss.
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Splatfest Results: Champions vs. Challengers (in collaboration with CoroCoro)
Team Champions Team Challengers
Votes 40.75% 59.25%
Wins per Solo 49.23% 50.77%
Wins per Team 50.09% 49.91%
1 - 2

Raw data courtesy of the Squid Research Lab.

話し合います。
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5 days to go before Off the Hook takes the centerstage LIVE!

Check out this teaser here!
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Off the Hook LIVE is reaching faster than the speed of light!

And speaking of the concert, we’ve discovered that the holograms for Pearl and Marina have been revealed today. Take a look!
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Money vs. Love
USA: 2/16 (Fri) 9:00 p.m. PT – 2/17 (Sat) 9:00 p.m. PT

Money vs. Love

You have left to participate for this Splatfest!


DEJA VU! I've just been in this event before! Well, why is it so called "Money vs. Love" anyway? Anyways, it was actually a Japanese Splatfest in the first Splatoon video game, under the title "Love vs. Money". Interestingly, this puts Callie and Marina on the same team against Pearl and Marie! What a deal!

So which one do you pick? Glitz and glam of cash money or a heart filled with luuuurve? Pick a side and discuss.
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PHEW! That Off the Hook concert was da bomb after all! We always see them singing, dancing, heck, even jammin out with the instruments. Also, the Squid Sisters make an EMOTIONAL appearance this time, since they were
split up and later reunited at last...at the end of Splatoon 2's Octo Canyon
.

If you're missing the fun of the concert, you can check it out here.

In the meantime, the amiibo figs of Pearl and Marina have been revealed. Check it!
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Aya Shameimaru, Touhou Suzunaan ~ Forbidden Scrollery

Splatfest Results: Gherk-OUT vs. Gherk-IN
Team Gherk-OUT Team Gherk-IN
Votes 56% 44%
Wins per Solo 51% 49%
Wins per Team 55% 45%
3 - 0


Pearl: AWWWW YEAHHHH! I'm saved! Never more will my burgers be gherkified!
Marina: Noooo! Pearl, wh-what have you done? I'll never enjoy a proper burger again!
Pearl: Try putting something actually tasty in your burgers instead! Like custard!
Marina: Pearl! That is not a burger condiment! I don't know where you get these ideas!
Pearl: Don't knock it till you've tried it, Marina. Let's live the custard burger dream!
Marina: If this is a dream, I want to wake up...


Apparently, squids
and octopi
don't even like pickles at all. SAD!
Anyways, discuss.

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Happy Valentine's Day, fellow squiddos!

Here's some cool content just f'ya:
  1. New Map announced: Goby Arena
    Yes, the Inklings can play basketball!
  2. New Weapon announced: Dark Tetra Dualies
    Features four ink-ejecting nozzles and can execute up to four dodge rolls.
  3. The Starter Edition for Splatoon 2 has been revealed!
    This set includes the Splatoon 2 game (duh), a Strategy Guide and two sticker sheets!
  4. GG BoyZ wins the Splatoon Koshien 2018 championship!
    Even though they were lost in the Kyushu Regionals last December, they've managed to pull out the stops against the Kyushu champs and win a happy ending. Btdubs, did you know that the GG BoyZ includes the Japanese Splatoon player Dynamon, who participated at the Splatoon 2 World Inkling Invitational? True story!
  5. Splatoon 2 has gained an epic 2 MILLION milestone in Japanese sales!

Discuss.
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Aya Shameimaru, Touhou Suzunaan ~ Forbidden Scrollery

Splatfest Results: Money vs. Love
Team Money Team Love
Votes 32% 68%
Wins per Solo 49% 51%
Wins per Team 51% 49%
1 - 2


Discuss.

Marina: Love conquers all!
Pearl: RIGGED!
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Aya Shameimaru, Touhou Suzunaan ~ Forbidden Scrollery
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Aya Shameimaru, Touhou Suzunaan ~ Forbidden Scrollery
Flowers vs. Dumplings
JPN: 3/3 (Sat) 15:00 JST – 3/4 (Sun) 15:00 JST

Flowers vs. Dumplings

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IT'S SPRING! And to make up the official start of the spring season, the Squid Research Lab of Japan just announced a new Splatfest. Which one do you want for the spring season? Flowers or dumplings?

側面を選び、議論する。
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Ver. 2.3.0 is out right now!
This includes a fix to an issue where cracks occurred even when a team started the match with a disconnect, as well as adjustments to weapons, subs and specials. Adding more to the list are tiers past from the Profreshional have been added to Salmon Run: Profreshional 100, 200, 300, and 400.

Discuss.

EDIT: And, oh, as a matter of fact, that Tentatek Splattershot buff was intentional!
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NOTICE TO THE PUBLIC: The Arowana Mall will be closed for renovations starting today until Friday, March 16. This was due to a bug when you perform dodge-roll using Dualies or using the Splashdown. This bug will be fixed in the upcoming Ver. 2.3.1 update.

Source.
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Chicken vs. The Egg
USA: 3/9 (Fri) 8:00 p.m. PT – 3/10 (Sat) 8:00 p.m. PT
EUR: 3/10 (Sat) 13:00 CEST – 3/11 (Sun) 13:00 CEST


Chicken vs. The Egg

You have left to participate for this Splatfest!


An age-old question that as old as time: Which one came first? The Chicken or The Egg?

You decide.

Marina: It's funny because we're all living in a simulation and free will is a lie.
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Splatfest Results: Flowers vs. Dumplings
Team Flowers Team Dumplings
Votes 42.60% 57.40%
Wins per Solo 51.497% 48.503%
Wins per Team 51.71% 48.29%
2 - 1

Raw data courtesy of the Squid Research Lab.

There's actually the reason why squids
(and octopi)
really love flowers.

話し合います。
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Splatoon 2 Octo Expansion
Official Trailer + Update Info
Octo Expansion


Here's a summary of everything that's Splatoon in the latest Nintendo Direct:
  • New Maps
    There were 3 new maps revealed including Piranha Pit and Camp Triggerfish.
  • New Rank
    The new Rank X, which is above S+ has been revealed.
  • Callie in Single Player
    Reaching certain conditions will make Callie appear next to Marie in Singleplayer.
  • New gear
    Over 100 new gear pieces for spring have been revealed.
  • New Paid DLC
    The new paid DLC, Octo Expansion, is an Octoling story mode, which includes Cap'n Cuttlefish, Pearl, and Marina. You will also get playable Octoling characters, and Octoling gear. All of this will be 20$.
  • Inklings in Super Smash Brothers 5
    Inklings have been revealed to be playing along side our favorite Nintendo characters in this upcoming Super Smash Brothers title, to be released this year.

Note: 3.0 will come out late April

Note 2: Octoling Campaign might be accessible through to the right of the square, where the subway is closed off.

Sauce (no mustard, but mayo and ketchup!).

Discuss.
(i think i'm gonna have a bad time to buy dlc lol)
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Splatfest Results: Chicken vs. The Egg
Team Chicken Team Egg
Votes 41% 59%
Wins per Solo 53% 47%
Wins per Team 56% 44%
2 - 1


Marina: Actually, I think most scientists would disagree wi—
Pearl: The chicken came first, Marina. The Splatfest proved it.
Marina: I’m just saying that genetic mutations over the course of many generations—
Pearl: YOU’RE IN DIRECT VIOLATION OF ARTICLE 3 SECTION 2 OF SPLATFEST LAW!
Marina: Whatever.


Discuss.
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Next one will probably be "Earth is Flat! vs. Earth is not Flat!"
Expect little to nothing from me for now.

Player graphics are the only thing I do right, so come tell me to make one you want.

Go to my profile for more trash of mine.
Latest Models vs. Popular Models
In collaboration with Nike Japan.
JPN: 3/24 (Sat) 15:00 JST – 3/25 (Sun) 15:00 JST

Latest Models vs. Popular Models

You have left to participate for this Splatfest!


This Splatfest event is a collaboration between Nintendo and the popular sports gear brand Nike. Some people say they always pick the latest models every season, but anyone else suggest using popular models instead. Which one do you pick: Latest models or popular models?

Just do it. What more can you ask for?!

Pick a side and discuss.
Also, @PaperWario: or maybe "Cereal then Milk vs. Milk then Cereal"
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