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The ruins have at last been unearthed.

You decide that is futile, and pour water on the metal, making it rust.
After making it rust, try biting it again.
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The metal comes off, revealing the meat underneath. You bite the meat, severing many arteries.
Biting the meat of the monster causes it to scream, and subsequently explode into a shower of blood. This impact is so rough that it sends you, and the treasure that was waiting in the next room flying off in opposite directions. It also severs the foundation of the Valley Fortress, causing it to start to shake.



It looks like the adventure continues in Valley of Bowser 2 ... or does it?

Do you think you can still do something here?
Tell the moon to smile more and more at the Fortress
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You suddenly understand the secrets of the universe, and then proceed to use Cheat -> Add Code and then enter the code 7E007B80.
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You call upon the powers of ASM.

Code
!Structural_Integrity = $2525

Save_Valley_Fortress:
REP #$30
LDA #$FFFF
STA !Structural_Integrity
SEP #$30

RTS
You ask the moon to smile at the Valley Fortress as it turns into a pile of ruins. The moon happily agrees and flips 90 degrees. You then call upon the powers of ASM to halt your speed. However, the treasure still continues to fly away.

Trying to patch the structure of the fortress, unfortunately, fails. It appears to be running some code that is not ASM.



What do you do?
You climb down the line just to the right of you, pick it up, and use it to try and patch up the fortress.
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SNN you dick. 7E007B80 makes you fly left at maximum speed.
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ASM works in reverse at the Valley Fortress. While #$FF would normally make you go extremely slow to the left, #$80 does it here. Duh.

You climb down the line and use it to try and patch the crumbling fortress - however, you accidentally stab the cornerstone and knock the whole thing to the ground. The rubble flies far, and it even crushes the ultimate treasure. Way to go.

All of a sudden, bright white text appears in the sky, and you feel yourself being forced to the right by an unknown presence. Blasphemy!



Does the journey end here?

Quickly use your powers of Reality Dexterity to open the "cheats" menu and put in "7E149300". Also, disable that other cheat and replace it with "7E007BA0"
The treasure must be saved!

I feel sorry for that moon it has no top :(
Go back in there!!! Get the treasure and get out! Get the treasure! Hurry...
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A Mario and Luigi Story: The Universe's Star Demo 2:
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Status: Dead until I regain interest. Link to hack thread.

Load state back to when the fortress was up, get the treasure and fast forward with the awesome powers the zsnes tribe bestowed upon you years ago.

Isn't it obvious?
No matter what you try, the fortress will not revive. All of a sudden, a strange fatherly voice whistles through your head.

You slowly turn, and walk away from the ruins of the Valley Fortress. Will it ever be excavated again? What will become of the treasure?

One day, the world may find out...