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| Posted on 2009-08-10 01:49:07 PM |
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*phone rings at Jerry's aparment*
Jerry: Hello?
Telemarketer: Hi, how would you like to get 4 months of our best cable package absolutely free?
Jerry: Gee, I'm kinda busy right now, could you give me your home phone number and I'll call you right back?
Telemarketer: Um... we're not really allowed to do that...
Jerry: Oh I guess you don't want people calling you at home?
Telemarketer: No.
Jerry: Well, now you know how I feel.
*hangs up*
Gotta love Seinfeld.
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| Posted on 2009-08-10 07:35:36 PM |
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Once apon a time, there was a little boy who didn't go to sleep. He was thrown into the volcano for disobedience. Now go to bed.
That's what my parents used to say to get me to sleep...
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| Posted on 2009-08-10 07:42:06 PM |
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Taken from Family Guy:
"Lois, I bought a tank! Let me show you how the gun works. *Boom*" - Peter Griffin
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| Posted on 2009-08-10 07:45:21 PM |
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Patrick, I don't wanna face my fears, I'm afraid of them!!!
...Spongebob
Spongebob is awesome.
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| Posted on 2009-08-10 08:03:14 PM |
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The Simpsons...
"Just picture them all in there underwear..."
Awwww, they're all hot!"-Homer Simpson
"If I had a dollar for every brain you don't have, I'll have one dollar..."-Squidward
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| Posted on 2009-08-10 08:15:14 PM |
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Three of the best lines ever: LINK
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| Posted on 2009-08-11 10:06:57 AM |
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Originally posted by SmallhackerThree of the best lines ever: LINK
Smallhacker you continue to amuse me.
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| Posted on 2009-08-12 01:31:29 AM |
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Its hard to tell. I would say games, and movies. Thats the only conclusion i can come up with. After all, they both can be really funny.
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| Posted on 2009-08-12 01:55:14 AM |
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I am so smart. S-M-R-T.
- Simpsons, Homer Simpson
Ooh, piece of candy!
- Family Guy, James Woods
Wanananananana!
- Team Fortress 2, Scout
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| Posted on 2009-08-12 11:30:59 PM |
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"We are searching for the normal grail! The normalist of artifacts."
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| Posted on 2009-08-14 11:20:45 AM |
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"You got to pay the troll tool, th get into that boys hole!"
"Naturally, for I am, the Dayman!"
"BECAUSE I CUT THE BRAKES! WILD CARD! YEEEEEEEEE-HAAAAAAAAAH!"
-Its always Sunny In Philidaplhia
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| Posted on 2009-08-14 11:36:46 AM |
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" What... is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?"
"African or European?"
"Huh? I don't know tha- AHH!!!"
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| Posted on 2009-08-14 12:39:42 PM |
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Pardon smallhacker, his mind s a bit linear.
Best line ever: "Give us liberty. We feel you don't need a second option"
-A Softer World
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| Posted on 2009-08-16 12:27:14 AM |
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Ghostbusters-
"Human sacrifice, dogs and cats living together... mass hysteria!"
"I think we'd better split up."
"Good idea."
"Yeah... we can do more damage that way."
"Shorten your stream! I don't want my face burned off!"
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| Posted on 2009-08-16 11:41:44 PM |
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It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia:
"You're dancing with the McPoyles. These people are freaks. But it's okay, 'cause you are the Green Man!"
"Is it kicking in yet?"
"What?"
"The acid."
"I didn't take any acid."
"Yeah you did, I put a shitload of it in your drink."
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| Posted on 2009-08-17 01:58:01 AM |
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I know a few funny quotes:
1. What do you mean they blew up the Death Star?! (Emperor Palpatine)
2. What the hell is an Aluminum Falcon? (Palpatine)
A funny section from an old movie:
Back to the Future part III
Train Conductor: How fast can she go? Well i had her up to 55 myself. A friend of mine swore he got up to 70.
Marty: Would it be possible to get her up to 90?
TC: Ha! 90!? Why in tarnation would you be in such a hurry?
Doc: Oh, just a little bet he and I have, thats all. But theoretically, can it be done?
TC: Well i suppose if you had a straight stretch of track ahead of you, and you weren't haulin no cars behind you, and if you can get the fire hot enough, im talking about hotter than the fires of Hell and damnation itself. Then yeah, it might be possible to get her to go that fast.
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| Posted on 2009-08-17 02:07:33 PM |
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A pick-up line my friend made:
Originally posted by YoshiNextGen's FriendYou are to me as Master Chief is to Halo.
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| Last edited on 2009-08-17 02:08:02 PM by YoshiNextGen. |
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| Posted on 2009-08-17 02:21:25 PM |
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Originally posted by SmallhackerThree of the best lines ever: LINK
Reviving this:
Nonlinear lines are way better. Like, parabolas at least. Lines graphing imaginary numbers, etc.
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| Posted on 2009-08-17 02:57:50 PM |
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"Huzzah!"
"Patrick, are you alright?!"
"FINLAND!"
The entire Dead Parrot sketch.
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| Posted on 2009-08-17 04:32:32 PM |
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Family Guy:
"Oh, no. We're buying our car from a dealer. I knew this guy who bought a used car once. BAM! Herpes."
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