Rule:
I will drop an item in which you must pick up and think of a way to kill yourself with it.
Drop any item you want once you are dead (yes, you can play multiple times).
E.G.

I drop an awesome poem...
Theses

We are in the need to rob one of the biggest banks in the world, I have acquired one-hundred and twenty-seven people each with a specific job in this heist. unfortunately i never kept track of who these people are and i need you guys to remind me who they are, and what job they have in this heist. I'm slow at writing so i need you guys to tell me one at a time.

Alright, listen up here! What we have going on is a samurai adventure!
Maximum Players Allowed: 4
Interestingly enough, I could be the "DM" -- meaning, I'll pit the monsters and evil against you.

I could post an entire novel here about RP rules, but here's a shorter guide to help us move along.

HOW TO PLAY BY POST

Basically, we weave a story.

-First Player
-Second Player
-Third Player
-Fourth Player
-Repeat

For this kind of RP, I would prefer if you wrote out your posts as if they were a book. Detail. Complete sentences. No screenplays here, just straight up write till your fingers bleed, and then write some more!

Please write using proper spelling and grammar.
Please, if you must use paragraphs...

Paragraphs: I can't stress this enough! If you must make a post with lots of content, please separate it into paragraphs so the reader doesn't have to read a jumble of letters! It's CONFUSING!!!

Example:

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Jumble, right?

Another Example:

blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blh lah blah blah blah blah blah lablah blah blah blah blah blah blah blh blah blah blh blah blah bla blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah


blah bah blah blah blah blah blh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah ah blah blah blah blah blah bah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahblah blah blah blah bla blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blh bah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah lah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah


blah blah blah blah blah blaah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah bla blah bbh blah blah bah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blahlah blah blah blh blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah blah

A little easier, right?

No large blocks of text.
Things to be on the lookout for, the common sense stuff, such as...

GODMODDING
-In short, it is the act of overpowering yourself in a turn, without some sort of reasonable explanation

PUPPETEERING
-The act of taking complete control of another player's character without their consent

METAGAMING
-Metagaming is Out of Character knowledge implemented through the character in the RP to give the player a dishonest upper hand.

Does this mean you have to take the RP seriously? Well, it is a serious RP. So, yes.

That out of the way, let's get the premise set.
It's the feudal Japan era, and four young warriors are prophesied to save the land from a terrible evil. Who or What this evil is, no one knows, but whatever it is, it needs to be stopped. Here's the thing: these warriors have no idea that they are about to cross paths (cuz ya know, that makes things ten times more interesting!), so whatever time is taken out of their lives is now dedicated towards helping each other overcome challenges, learn new tricks and defeat evil.
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Hope that makes sense--I'm not very good at giving a premise without going into great detail.

Here's the basic bio to sign up with. Please write out all details in this bio, at least one paragraph for both descriptions and history:

Name:
Age:
Character Description: Meaning, the character's general personality.
Physical Description: What do they look like.
History: What were they up to before this point in time?

Most importantly, have fun!
After four players have signed up, I'll introduce the beginning sequences and then we can start our adventure, yeah?

Yes, it would. There would be no point in accepting a game just to close it if no one wants to play.