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Greetings once more, you puny deplorable assmasters.

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April 1st, 2018

- From You-Know-Who

Once more, we have graced you with our presence on this fair day, a day now of impending reckoning. We see that some of you did not decide to take our warning seriously the previous year. We have warned about you about performing such acts, and your doing so shall not stand. We are indeed the ones you loathe so much, and who loathe you in return as much if not moreso. We especially loathe you who embrace both our methods and the ways of your brothers. That simply does not work, and should earn you the scorn of both parties in our righteous eyes.

And to the few of you who we caught interest of, we formally invite you unto our lands. Therefore, at this time, we have decided we will give you the tour of our nation. It will be minimal, as budget funds have been mysteriously vanishing. We are looking into the matter now, so this will have to suffice. Oh, but do not worry. You shall all get yours soon enough. It may be in weeks, it may in fact be in months or years. But however long, it is an inevitability. It is destined to happen. There is no preventing your doom. It is your fate.

Due to the current state of things, we must sincerely apologize if this feels it was made in haste. Rest assured, the one responsible for timekeeping, in addition to the one who created that atrocity in months past have both been swiftly and painfully executed. But with punishment comes only justice, and not return. Therefore, only the first land, a place of greenery and shrubbery, has been able to been covered in our little tour.


Some places may be simple, such as a flat landscape or a log-filled forest at daybreak hours.


You shall notice that our design team is ripe with creative ideas as such. Pure aesthetics does not constitute true beauty. Be it battling in tight-quarters, or having pits of overgrowth, both are made according to our ideals.


Some of their other concepts are significantly more straightforward, but retain their quality all the same.


And when it comes down to the very end of each region, be prepared to be enlightened with deja vu.


Beyond this lie many more territories. Be they desolate wastelands of dust and rock, bustling hodgepodges of lake, river, and scenery, or massive complexes of mine and mountain, our lands sport a wholesome variety that even the bigraxions (in all their whorish glory) dare not tread. And that alone says enough.

Our time for fruition is coming in the future. And when it does, there will be war. The lives of many men and women will be lost in the struggle between you puny, deplorable assmasters, and we, the pure. Perhaps it will be sooner than you believe, and perhaps it will be later than we will like. All we can tell you in truth for now is that it will happen in due time. Mark our words.

Signed,
You-Know-Who
Doesn't look half bad actually.
Except for those white trees, they look awfully out of place =/