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| Posted on 2011-11-07 10:27:25 PM |
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An asteroid rapidly approaches planet Earth.
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Although the articles and sources claim it will be a "close encounter", it's more than enough to cause at least some brain damage to the civilians of the world.
It was an honor working with you SMWCentral.
Godspeed.
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| Last edited on 2011-11-08 10:35:10 PM by Hielus. |
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| Posted on 2011-11-08 06:27:00 AM |
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Originally posted by WSJ ArticleThe 1,300-foot-wide asteroid, known as 2005 YU55, poses no hazard, experts at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory said.
You sure about that?
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| Posted on 2011-11-08 11:03:24 AM |
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It's not supposed to hit us, we won't die. So stop panicing.
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| Posted on 2011-11-08 03:15:56 PM |
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My friend told me about this a couple days ago. Told me it was supposed to hit today, big enough to destroy a whole city. Another friend and I laughed at him.
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| Posted on 2011-11-08 03:46:51 PM |
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If it did hit hopefully it would hit Iran or something, we need all the help we can get.
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| Posted on 2011-11-08 04:36:56 PM |
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Seriously Wiimeiser? I don't think you even know what you're saying.
Anyways, it(the damn asteroid) should be approaching Earth relatively soon. At about 6:20 the tides of the Earth will rise to about 70 feet high and sweep entire towns and cities. Have your floatation devices and dinghies ready.
There's also the possibility of the MOON itself getting blown up causing oceans to lose control and jack aquatic life up. I'm talking flying sharks and raining fish.
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| Posted on 2011-11-08 04:37:50 PM |
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poses no hazard
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| Posted on 2011-11-08 04:41:38 PM |
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No, Leod, clearly the worst possible thing will happen. The asteroid is going to slingshot around earth a few times (Obviously smashing the moon as a result, causing 3 medium sized chunks and a bunch of little moon chunks to hit the earth, causing much panic) before finally smashing down into the earth causing world wide extinction of all life. Obviously.
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| Posted on 2011-11-08 05:05:42 PM |
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See you guys in Hell!
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| Last edited on 2011-11-08 05:06:03 PM by Buu. |
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| Posted on 2011-11-08 07:10:31 PM |
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Originally posted by WeeabuuSee you guys in Hell!
See you not in Heaven!
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| Posted on 2011-11-08 07:30:11 PM |
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Originally posted by WiimeiserIf it did hit hopefully it would hit Iran or something, we need all the help we can get.
Wha-what? What? You can't be serious.
That's the sad thing too, you probably are serious. The meteor was never going to hit Earth, but if it was, it would apparently be big enough to cause a whole shit ton of damage. 1,300 Feet is a lot. 1/5 of a mile. That could kill alot of innocent lives (dumbed that down for you). Iran is not full of bad people. It's full of normal people who want to live a normal life, doomed to be stereotyped as bad people because of a small group of idiots who hate the US and blew up two really tall buildings (see 9/11). Then we come like it's nobody's business sending in all the troops to destroy everything, killing anyone in the way. If anything, it's Iran that needs all the help it can get.
I used to feel sorry for you, but damn, now I am sincerely starting to feel a bit of dislike for you. Not even George Carlin would say something like what you said. And we're talking about a man who said thinking about suicide is fun.
ON THE TOPIC OF METEORS, METEOROIDS, ASTEROIDS, AND METEORITES.
It didn't hit us. Woo hoo!
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| Posted on 2011-11-08 08:39:46 PM |
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Couldn't have said it better Pikerchur13. Well done.
In regards to the asteroid, congratulations! We have survived!
Stay tuned, because in 2014, there's going to be a sequel!
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| Posted on 2011-11-08 09:39:03 PM |
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It was a joke. You know how there's a war there?
EDIT: If anyone feels my previous post was in exceedingly bad taste, feel free to ban me until Christmas.
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| Last edited on 2011-11-08 09:40:57 PM by Wiimeiser. |
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| Posted on 2011-11-08 09:58:36 PM |
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You've been banned until at least tomorrow. As for your request, well, I'll talk it over with the staff.
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| Posted on 2011-11-08 10:01:19 PM |
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Originally posted by Pikerchu13Then we come like it's nobody's business sending in all the troops to destroy everything, killing anyone in the way.
That's... Entirely untrue.
As for the asteroid: It'll be back. You just wait.
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| Last edited on 2011-11-08 10:04:36 PM by HuFlungDu. |
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| Posted on 2011-11-08 10:11:57 PM |
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Originally posted by HuFlungDuOriginally posted by Pikerchu13Then we come like it's nobody's business sending in all the troops to destroy everything, killing anyone in the way.
That's... Entirely untrue.
I know, but I wasn't really trying to be completely exact. I mean I'm not going to waste a bunch of time responding to one asshole's idiotic reply, I only spend time on well thought out or interesting replies(see Lieutenantpie) so I sort of dumbed it down and turned it into something different by accident. Oh well, not like it truly matters, I mean it's not like he was right in saying what he said anyway.
Anyway, Agent Q, turns out #2 was just a false alarm.
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| Posted on 2011-11-09 02:42:08 AM |
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Now really. This is Hot Off The Press, not World of Insanity...
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| Posted on 2011-11-09 08:27:56 AM |
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Originally posted by Agent QCouldn't have said it better Pikerchur13. Well done.
In regards to the asteroid, congratulations! We have survived!
Stay tuned, because in 2014, there's going to be a sequel!
HERE
Aww, dammit!
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| Posted on 2011-11-11 03:00:49 AM |
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I was pretty excited about this asteroid coming so close to earth. I've always been interested in space and astronomy so this 1,300 foot monster is a pretty big deal, especially if it was on a collision course here which it isn't.
Cool. Video is cool.
Gee, why didn't all the doomsdayers say the 8th of November was going to be the end of the world? Pretty much anything that flies near us is grounds for people to start panicking.
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| Last edited on 2011-11-11 03:01:11 AM by cyphermur9t. |
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| Posted on 2011-11-11 08:28:34 PM |
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I do not know if this is the asteroid, but isn't there an asteroid that gets closer and closer to hitting earth every certain amount of years? I saw it on the discovery channel briefly, so I cannot really remember =/
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