... Maxodex looked kinda like Will Ferral and Seth Rogen mixed ...

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I was outside my local supermarket, and there were some people (some children, a few men and women, and a teenager, who was secretly an evil genie) The teenager came and started talking to me. But after a while he put his hands either side of me, trapping me against the wall I'm standing against. Then he smiles menacingly and laughs evilly. He says "When I've finished with you, you won't be a human any more! Hahaha, get ready!" and proceeds to cast his magic spell. I shake myself free of his grip and run to my dad's car, but one of the women catches me and drags me back to the genie who then once more proceeds to cast his magic spell. But I shake myself out of his grip and run to my dad's car once more, but this time get in and lock the door. Then a teacher from my school appeared and dragged the genie away and I got out of the car and ran in the opposite direction.

I was walking from what appears to be a super market and I remember mentioning "Why did it have to be her? Why couldn't it have been one thousand idiots..." or something like that. So I was walking down this road and there's this boy who appears like 8 years old and speaking something I can't understand. I turn to him and shrugged. I started walking again and he spoke "It is dangerous to look 'kind/happy' while traveling here, take this."

Then he handed me what appears to be a golden locket. As soon as I felt it, I felt lost as if my very being disappeared. "It is a shadow 'temperal' (or something, I can't remember.). Should you wish to find her, you must go into these woods and solve the mystery." Then he disappeared. As I was walking into the woods, I noticed the strangest thing, I was only wearing shorts suddenly. No one to see me...but I am being watched."

So there's all sorts of weird low over hanging clouds hovering over the ground. From a second story house it is like looking down from an airplane. So me and ?! go follow said clouds I guess. Then all of a sudden they twirl and spin then turn into a weird tornado. I was like "Umm, I think we should leave. It is like looking real bad right now." Then the other person was like, "Na, this is why we're out here! Let's get closer!"

"But...I had a few strange dreams about tornados once. I don't like the thought of being near one." (ironic, isn't it?) So like idiots, whoever goes up near the tornado thing and throws what appears to be some kind of sphere. All it ends up causing is the tornado thing to pull us all in. I was running towards the car and managed to grab someone's hand but that's all I remembered...

Then I 'woke up' and went, "Dude, I had a strange dream. Was it just me or did that really happen?" Then somehow my dad came from nowhere and went "It really did happen..."

Faded from there and reappeared near what I think is an alternate version of my house. I went inside the garage and there was ALL SORTS OF PETS I used to have. I had like fun and stuff. What is weird, a cat was clawing at my arm and somehow I thought that felt good ( :o ) then I went to the freezer and seen so many awesome cakes and ice cream.

last night i've dreamed that Daniela Katzenberger (a german woman, dumb as shit but in TV f4ck!n hot) was outside. i met her and she wanted to sell me her body for money. so i brought her home. the next day she wanted to have sex and what happens? my father calls me on my mobile phone.

after that i dreamed that a friend of me is rasping my laptop with a rasp until the outside was totally demolished. then i woke up again.