So how do t-shirts make a ridiculous statement a legitimate fact? Honestly, the whole topic is ridiculous and I really hope you don't seriously think this is true.

I'm also going to put a little [citation needed] thingy
here out of slight disbelief...

can't be proven OR disproven

Dolphins' reproductive organs are located on the underside of the body. Males have two slits, one concealing the penis and one further behind for the anus. The female has one genital slit, housing the vagina and the anus. Two mammary slits are positioned on either side of the female's genital slit.

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Dolphin copulation happens belly to belly; though many species engage in lengthy foreplay, the actual act is usually brief, but may be repeated several times within a short timespan. The gestation period varies with species; for the small Tucuxi dolphin, this period is around 11 to 12 months, while for the orca, the gestation period is around 17 months. Typically dolphins give birth to a single calf, which is, unlike most other mammals, born tail first in most cases. They usually become sexually active at a young age, even before reaching sexual maturity. The age of sexual maturity varies by species and gender.

Really? This looks pretty fake in my opinion

Cracked.com has pictures of Gandhi eating a hamburger. I think that instantly disproves anything on there.

To add to the wonder of evidence we have to that being fake, that certainly seems like what'd come out of uneducated piles of shit the kind of humor that's commonplace in many middle schools, consisting namely of "hahahahaha, PENIS."

On another note, that information is severely easy to disprove. Dicks that grab things. That's been scientifically disproven severely.

I didn't throw evidence at you at all because I didn't need to

There shouldn't have been facts need to disprove you. Really, seeing something like "Dolphins are raping people" should come off as false to you immediately because of the ridiculous subject matter

Granted, there are definitely exceptions to this

instead of, well, cracked.com which is known for its comedic articles.

Male bottlenose dolphins have been known to engage in infanticide. Dolphins have also been known to kill porpoises for reasons which are not fully understood, as porpoises generally do not share the same diet as dolphins, and are therefore not competitors for food supplies

Dolphins are known to have sex for reasons other than reproduction, sometimes also engaging in homosexual behavior. Various species sometimes engage in sexual behavior including copulation with other dolphin species. Sexual encounters may be violent, with male dolphins sometimes showing aggressive behavior towards both females and other males. Occasionally, dolphins behave sexually towards other animals, including humans.

So really, this should be common sense.

Oh, god, this thread seems to be so trollin'.

It's taking a decent moral value, and stretching it all the wrong ways

making "scientific facts" seem like what it relies on,

and simultaneously, you're looking for disproof to things that are about as unlikely as a cow mystically exploding.

Well the fact that instead of refuting my other arguments/claims, you just state how "nonsensical" this whole topic is says to me otherwise...

I'm saying that this is a crazy subject, that could be plausible and you just say "It's false because it's sounds false...

And, with no solid evidence backing you up, to boot

Seriously, if you want something disproven, see if even you can rely on it

Seriously, I'm pretty sure you're just trolling at this point. Now, I'm going to say that with nothing backing me up, I want solid 100% factual evidence that I'm wrong. GO.