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Whose Line Is It Anyway?: SMWC Edition

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I figured it's about time to start a forum game. This game operates in a similar manner to Scenes From a Hat: The person above you proposes a statement, such as "What nuns think about when they're at church" and you will answer with a response, then post another statement for the next person to answer. If someone states "things" or something else plural, please try to use multiple responses. At least one of them will be funny. :P I'll start:

What really happens in a confession booth.
"Father..

do you validate parking?"



Worst places to go to the bathroom.
your girlfriend
your one-night-stand
your wife
your grandma

Batman's morning routine.
Wake up.
Do some business deal over the phone.
Run himself over cleaning the Batmobile.
Eat chips.
Go off to fight crime.

A dog's plane journey.
Usually inactive/procrastinating on a hack idea.
1. Go up to customs
2. Go home - dogs aren't allowed on the plane.

A grandma doctor performing heart surgery.
"Nurse... pass me the sca-"

"OH DEAR GOD NO DOCTOR THAT'S THE WRONG PATIENT HE WAS ONLY IN HERE FOR AN X-RAY SCAN AND YOU ARE PREFORMING HEART SURGERY ON HIM!"

"Oh....... can you still pass me the scapulae?"

A typical day in the life of a Mircosoft employe.

- BlackMageMario
*Man throwing paper balls into basket*

"Hmm.. wasn't there something I was supposed to do today?" *Looks at calendar* "PROJECT CHECK UP?! I haven't even started!" *Types furiously into keyboard* "No time to think about what I'm doing! I'll just add a bunch of shit no one asked for!"



If walls could talk.
SINCE I TOOK TOO LONG TIME TO WRITE THIS AND GOT NINJAD ILL POST IT ANYWAYS:
Wake up, do mundane actions (eating etc.)

Go to work.
Find out ways to earn money for Mircosoft [sic] by making the OS, Mircosoft Widnows worse.
PC crashes, BOSD. Apparently you like it, so make these appear more often.
Wonder why you've been given the title of 'Employe [sic]' amongst all normal employees.
Go home , while the spirit of your missing vowel chases you every day.



and then for Volke

"mmm beautiful day to be a wall
oh god what are you doing with that hammer stop giving me that look its upsetting me what the fuck oh god help me god help AAAAAAAAAAAAA"

The life of a security guard (the kind of guy who watches the security cameras).
He looks for ninjas all the time because he's bored with kids trying to fart into air ducts.

A non-religious priest's thoughts about other religions.
Usually inactive/procrastinating on a hack idea.
"Father, forgive them, for they do not know what the hell they're talking about."

A teleprompter on a news show who just made a HUGE verbal mistake.
Your layout has been removed.
"Famous raper releases his latest single "Loaded" to the disgust of the receivers."


Famous lines from movies as written by William Shakespeare.
"Obi-Wan failed to inform thou the fate of one's father"
"He sayst enough. Thoust did slay him!"
"He didst lie, Luke. I, Vader am one's founder!"
(Agh, that was awful...)

Axl Rose teaching in a nursery.
"If you don't go to bed! Then I might blow off your head!" *guitar solo*

What a doctor thinks to himself when he sees a cancer patient.
"Hope he doesn't have any regrets."

Worst way to introduce yourself to your girl/boyfriends parents.
"Hey honey, didn't we use this condom last night?"

average irc conversation on a quantum physics forum
<nerdbutt>dude
<scienceshow>wut
<nerdbutt>so the other say
<nerdbutt>i was maeking a gravity reader based on the inner workings of the oxygen molecule
<nerdbutt>*making
<nerdbutt>and then
<trollz4life>WHAT 9000
scienceshow quits: going to kill myself

Apple's new product presentation
Originally posted by Eevee
"Obi-Wan failed to inform thou the fate of one's father"
"He sayst enough. Thoust did slay him!"
"He didst lie, Luke. I, Vader am one's founder!"
(Agh, that was awful...)

Axl Rose teaching in a nursery.


... if only you had Star Wars: Verily, a New Hope.....

(No, I'm serious. It's an actual book. And it is as amazing as it sounds).

"WELCOME TO THE FUTURE OF CRAPPY i TECHNOLOGY!"

"IT IS THE iPHAOD 30! NOW WITH EVEN MORE FLASHY FEATURES THAT ARE ABSOLUTELY USELESS! MORE iTUNES DRM TO DESTROY YOUR ENJOYMENT OF SONGS! MORE CRAPPY REPLACEMENTS OF APPS YOU ALREADY HAD! AND IT ONLY COSTS $5,000 DOLLARS!"

"This seems really shi-"

"Fanboys, kill him."

- BlackMageMario

Things you can say to describe a romhack, but not your girl/boyfriend.

Originally posted by ThatOneNetBattler
Way to go by bumping an old thread. I can already feel that someone is going to close the thread because of that.

Please, don't backseat moderate. You don't decide whether bumps are fine or not.

If a new thread for this was made, it wouldn't really make much of a difference, so this is okay.
(may as well)

"Oh, jeez. Those palettes are making my eyes bleed."
"You'll never guess where I hid the secret exit!"
"Mm, no. Not chocolate enough."
"Couldn't beat it even with savestates. 0/10, would not download again."

(I can't think of a new topic, so just have those.)

This is a thing that's happening, now. Achievements in old video games.
Thank you for the layout, Erik557.
Man, I wish this would've worked. Oh well.
If not for respect, but dramatic effect, take on the face of Guy Fawkes.
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