Hello folks of SMWC. I hope you have been celebrating a fantastic Festivus. As the night rolls in, it’s time to celebrate one of the most important parts of the holiday:
The Airing of Grievances. Before everyone else will go, I’ll start out with mine. Now…
I’VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE, AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR YOU ALL TO HEAR ABOUT IT!
eXcavator: Your judgment of video games is terrible. Not only do you approve of motion controls, but your lack of genre experience stinks. You should be locked up in the institute.
Adam: How dare you poison your SNES with such filth like S2STDSNES and the like, and spreading lies about how RSE is the best generation of Pokemon. Rwhan should probably consider finding a more tasteful individual.
BLM: Every time you post something it’s about 20 years old. It’s an embarrassment to IRC. I bet you even think the Bro is still in as opposed to the much more relevant Manssiere.
Jimmy52905 AND Ladida: I have never seen users with such offending fetishes. First we have scaly Yoshis, and then pedophiliac jap girls. You’re makin me worry, you two.
S.N.N.: Lightvayne tells me you’re a terrible boss of SMWC. He says you can’t even get a C3 running and you couldn’t play a trumpet with one tooter and…
Hang on, I lost my train of thought.