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FESTIVUS THREAD: CONTEST AND AIRING OF GRIEVANCES

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Greetings people of SMWC. As you have seen the past couple weeks, times have been rough. We've been at each others throats, fighting about trophies and otakus and pantsu. With the holiday season in full swing, Christmas and co. are not enough. And so, I bring to you today the 10 day preparation for The Festivus for the rest of us.

On December 23rd, I will hold the Airing of Grievances, because as we know we have a lot of problems with each other. And we need a day to let them all out. After that we will have the Feats of Strength, where two chosen users must duke it out in a series of challenges. These users will be chosen by the People, for the People.

And how will we able to hold this event? Through The Human Fund, of course!



Insert the above image in your profile and/or signature (and if you really want to, condense it down and fit it in your title or avatar). This will make you a proud member of The Human Fund, and will give money to the People.

Please show your support, as for these times we need the best Festivus we can get.
you're killing independent george
I got a lot of problems with you people, and now you're gonna hear about it.
<-- this is the dope on dope
Who is providing the grand festivus pole?

Or are we just stealing it from the strip club across the street from the bar and grill?
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Originally posted by MilleniumLuigi
Who is providing the grand festivus pole?

Or are we just stealing it from the strip club across the street from the bar and grill?

A pole finder will be chosen on the 22nd.
Excellent, the Festivus Preparation begins!

I would place the Human Fund card in my footer, but alas it is too small to hold such an incredible mass of beauty....I SHALL BE WITH IN SPIRIT....
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My fellow Festivus followers, today is a glorious day. Steam has given Mount Your Friends a generous sale. To celebrate, I am now hosting SMWC's first ever


OFFICIAL FESTIVUS CONTEST: MEATY POLE EDITION

Rules:
You have until December 28, 6:30 PM GMT (1:30 EST) to make the best VERTICAL level in SMW. You may use whatever you need. Judges will be determined at a later date. Submit levels here when done ***(edit your post with an update, don't make a new post).

THE CREATORS OF THE TOP THREE LEVELS WILL EACH RECEIVE A COPY OF MOUNT YOUR FRIENDS ON STEAM. THE CREATOR OF THE BEST LEVEL WILL RECEIVE A BADGE, WITH THE LEVEL BEING HONORED AS THE OFFICIAL SMWC FESTIVUS POLE.

Get cracking, and remember, Festivus is tomorrow!!!!!!!! #wario{:peace:}
I'm in, I hope. Will update this post if a level gets in.

Edit:
Vertical meat. I'm in.

Vertical meat......heheh.....pfftchh...AHHAHAHAH
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Hello folks of SMWC. I hope you have been celebrating a fantastic Festivus. As the night rolls in, it’s time to celebrate one of the most important parts of the holiday: The Airing of Grievances. Before everyone else will go, I’ll start out with mine. Now…

I’VE GOT A LOT OF PROBLEMS WITH YOU PEOPLE, AND NOW IT’S TIME FOR YOU ALL TO HEAR ABOUT IT!

eXcavator: Your judgment of video games is terrible. Not only do you approve of motion controls, but your lack of genre experience stinks. You should be locked up in the institute.

Adam: How dare you poison your SNES with such filth like S2STDSNES and the like, and spreading lies about how RSE is the best generation of Pokemon. Rwhan should probably consider finding a more tasteful individual.

BLM: Every time you post something it’s about 20 years old. It’s an embarrassment to IRC. I bet you even think the Bro is still in as opposed to the much more relevant Manssiere.

Jimmy52905 AND Ladida: I have never seen users with such offending fetishes. First we have scaly Yoshis, and then pedophiliac jap girls. You’re makin me worry, you two.

S.N.N.: Lightvayne tells me you’re a terrible boss of SMWC. He says you can’t even get a C3 running and you couldn’t play a trumpet with one tooter and…
























Hang on, I lost my train of thought.
Originally posted by Zaxxon
eXcavator: Your judgment of video games is terrible. Not only do you approve of motion controls, but your lack of genre experience stinks. You should be locked up in the institute.

> doesn't like RSE
> is judging people about their video gaming opinions
LOL
Dearest SMWCentral userbase,

You are all horrible amazing people, who I have so much problems with admiration for, that it makes me want to repeatedly shoot myself wake up every morning.

I just want you all to know how much PAIN AND SUFFERING joy you all put me through every single day. I truly hope that you have the most absolutely horrific festivus holiday season, and that I never have to see the horrid mass of stupidity this user base is again. and to see you all succeed as incredible hackers. :3

Did I do gud?
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Dear SMW Central,

I've had great times here, seen very talented individuals, had both highs and lows, and with that some really epic moments, such as the time I played Hammer Brother Demo 3 in the Skype call last C3, or the vanilla contest, and the Halloween one, and many more I'll likely add later because now it's midnight and I need sleep. But seriously, your place is filled with weebs, and a few can be a tad creepy at times.

Originally posted by MilleniumLuigi
Dearest SMWCentral userbase,

You are all horrible amazing people, who I have so much problems with admiration for, that it makes me want to repeatedly shoot myself wake up every morning.

I just want you all to know how much PAIN AND SUFFERING joy you all put me through every single day. I truly hope that you have the most absolutely horrific festivus holiday season, and that I never have to see the horrid mass of stupidity this user base is again. and to see you all succeed as incredible hackers. :3

Did I do gud?

NOPE.AVI YEP.AVI





Dear weebs,

I absolutely loath every single one of you with a passion you cannot comprehend. :D

Sincerely,

MercuryPenny
we hate you too, mercurypenny

my turn:
zaxxon, you are the single worst person on the site. you are as literally 12 as literally 12 can be. chances are you still believe in santa clause AKA gabe newell. the hard fact that you are, without doubt, a SM64 hacker just makes everything worse. luckily, you are a fellow american, so i wont bomb your country to get rid of you.
Dear SMWC,

I hope that you all find a wonderful dick candycane in your ass stocking that tastes like shit the most sugary delicious dick plowing candycane you ever had in your life.

Not Sincerely,

Rwhan

Forgetting something?


My vertical level is done. Enjoy it.
sorry submissions closed about 6 hours ago and thread has no purpose

close thread please, maybe I'll try vertical level contest again only more official

rip festivus
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