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Paper Mafia: The Black Sugar Gang - Part 1

Diamond City. A bustling metropolitan city, home to buisness, trade and leisure. Many global companies have even made their headquarters in this city, including E.Gadd Technologies, Kremkrok Industries Inc, Applied Systems Incorporated. It also has one of the biggest shopping centers in the world, the Diamond Mall, taking up a huge 50 hectares of land and containing hundreds of retail and leisure buisnesses.

Beneath the glitz is the grime. People in Diamond City tend towards greed, and greed lends itself to corruption. In the underbelly of Diamond City Downtown organized crime runs rampent. And of all of the gangs, none is more powerful or feared than the Origami Syndicate. Nearly everyone worth something in Diamond City pays them for protection, both from the Syndicate and from the other gangs in the city.

You have little to fear however, as this crime ring is your new employer.

Or at least, if your job application is accepted. You'll need to send in a full CV, including your Name, Class, Skills and a brief criminal history, as well as a passage professing why you wish to be part of the syndicate, why you will be loyal to the syndicate, and what the syndicate can do for you in return to make your life better.

Classes can be found here and here (details on advanced classes are avalable on request, as the write-up is not complete. If you're looking for something... Special, like an extra class, we can talk but the chances are somewhat lower.) You may also take one memento with you, if you have any idea what memento you can take =p. Otherwise you'll recieve apropriate starting items.
>diamond city without reference to warioware
rude
anyways i actually did the thing now the previous post was filler so others knew what i was going for

Name: Spiderpig
Class: Dry Bones
Skills: Architectural stuff, mainly, but also some stuff involving archaeology to a degree.
Past History: Aside from dying... Well, I've probably cheated more often than I like, but it was for the better in the end.
Reasons of Joining: Well, to be fair, it's for some sort of protection against other mafias. My loyalty extends to none other than myself at the moment, and in exchange all I need is some money. As long as I end up with a steady income, my loyalty is bound only to the Syndicate.
Name: Terry Parra
Class: Parakoopa
Skills: Cooking, Cleaning, Gardening, plays the Viola
Past History: Erm, well, I stole a milk carton once when I was in school. That counts, right?
Why You Want to Join: Well, uh... you see, I'm kind of in, erm, a bad spot right now. Jobless, two kids, no friends or relatives living in the area, no wife, can't afford to move out anytime soon... I've got nowhere else to go. I'll do anything to protect my kids, and that's where you come in. All I want is for them to be provided for and safe.

Take Jade Raven and put it towards ATK.
Name: LucasRCD
Class: Hammer Bro

I'm a bright blue colored hammer bro that wears sunglasses. I prefer to be referred to just as Lucas. I'm generally a hothead but I'm a sentimental guy in certain situations. I've been seeking for a better life in this so called Diamond City. I have no idea as to wether or not it'll work out in the end... In other words, I'm basically a nobody that might as well be a former anonymous farmer that used to run through muddy crops due how little information I've revealed.
I play forum games and draw furries. I'm mostly active on Discord and Twitter.


Name: PKstarship (goes by "PK" a lot)
Class: Plumber
Skills: drawing, cleaning, playing guitar

Well, as far as the past goes, I've been burdened with the guilt of being unable to save another world in another universe from destruction. Then I travelled through space for who-knows-how-long, before somehow ending up here. Also, I have this hallow that was given to me by Death herself as a way to signify my bond with death, after I set a whole stadium of people on fire when I was forced to battle some other guys. It used to let me wield cosmic powers, but now it's kinda busted... anyway, where do I sign?

Huh? Why do I want to join, and stay loyal? Well, after what I just told you, there's not many other places for me to go anyways, right? If I told that story to anyone else, I'd get laughed out of the room. Besides, after all the things I've been through, this job is a massive step up.

(Start with my busted Star Hallow of course.)
Officially a Mega Man addict.
Major thanks to Giga and Erik557 for the layout.


Name: Horatio Ephemer
Class: Chronomancer
Skills: As discussed in over-the-phone interview.

Criminal History:
First Mushroom Bank Heist in November of last year.
Responsible for Waluigi Sports smuggling fiasco.
Various minor time-based crimes in and around New Leaf City.

Following my botched impersonation of Iggy Koopa and the chaos that ensued, it is my belief that I can no longer work alone. The Origami Syndicate is the strongest syndicate in hundreds of miles and my unique skillset could extend its iron grip even further. All I truly need right now is a group that can prevent me from falling far after an operation goes sour.

(start with unequipped jade raven, no stat chosen yet) (fuck it start with appropriate starting items)
Name: Tim E. Daff
Class: Shy Guy
Skills: breaking through security systems, telling jokes, playing tennis, surfing (not just the internet!!).

Crime? Yeah I post dank memes all the time on internet boards. But it doesn't really pay for a living, you know. So here's the thing: the interwebs are getting big, offering a whole new set of possibilities for crime. I have knowledge in the field (I have hacked my way into some PaperBook™ accounts before!) and am willing to offer my services to put that on paper, in exchange for some protection and cash to fund my world memification plans. Of course, the Syndicate will get a share.

(probably taking jade raven or something, dunno)
Name: Elizabeth O. Priscilla (They call me "The Shadow Queen")
Class: Princess (Using the "Shadow Queen" Peach sprite)
Skills: Charming boys, Robbing Museums, Spellcasting, Gardening, Singing.
Criminal History: I have been known for charming the gullible men in the city into committing crimes for me. Though sometimes, to mix things up, I can go in and steal lots of jewels and priceless artifacts myself. I lurk in the darkest of shadows, and strike before you even know I'm here. However, things have been changing recently. More info below...
Why I want to Join: The Police in this city have become much smarter and stronger than they have been years ago. I feel as though that I have been losing my magic touch, and I could learn something from some other diabolical criminals, to sharpen my skills and avoid being arrested or killed. Plus, all that time being alone has gotten me ever so boring, and knowing this place is a haven for criminals such as ourselves, I have decided to come here for the company of others.

(Also, Jade Raven. Not that it matters, since this was all for fun, by suggestion of Impetus.)
Just so you know, I'm very active on the site anymore like I was before; I'm mainly on Discord now.
(better late)



Name: Marisa Caedes
Class: Crazee Dayzee
Skills: Feigning innocence, Lack of remorse, Karaoke
Criminal History:
Thievery
Aggravated assault
Animal Abuse
Home invasion
Attempted murder
Murder

Incarcerated on death row over a string of murders I was involved in. Cleverness got me into an asylum instead, and general bureaucratic ineptitude got me my escape. Managed it with a fresh identity, and nobody the wiser. A boring old life turned out not to be for me, and after murdering my manager after he tried to seduce me I decided it's best to return back to the shadows.

Start with Voi Tablet.
Later.
Name: Zerus
Class: Shy Guy
Skills: Being lots of things, being unknown
Criminal History: Impersonating an officer, Impersonating a government official, Kidnapping, Grand Theft

Backstory:
After having to replace his mask from a stolen bandit, he's been finding all sorts of connections to the black market to track it down. Everything it takes.
woag.....

(previously superdragonyoshi1. sup yall.)
Originally posted by Spiderpig2398
Name: Spiderpig
Class: Dry Bones
Skills: Architectural stuff, mainly, but also some stuff involving archaeology to a degree.
Past History: Aside from dying... Well, I've probably cheated more often than I like, but it was for the better in the end.
Reasons of Joining: Well, to be fair, it's for some sort of protection against other mafias. My loyalty extends to none other than myself at the moment, and in exchange all I need is some money. As long as I end up with a steady income, my loyalty is bound only to the Syndicate.


I have no idea how we'd make use of an architect and small time archeologist, unless we happen to be digging up burried treasure in graves. However, a desire for a steady income and protection is noble. Come to our business club for an extended interview, we'll find some way to make use of you.

Originally posted by LHB
Name: Terry Parra
Class: Parakoopa
Skills: Cooking, Cleaning, Gardening, plays the Viola
Past History: Erm, well, I stole a milk carton once when I was in school. That counts, right?
Why You Want to Join: Well, uh... you see, I'm kind of in, erm, a bad spot right now. Jobless, two kids, no friends or relatives living in the area, no wife, can't afford to move out anytime soon... I've got nowhere else to go. I'll do anything to protect my kids, and that's where you come in. All I want is for them to be provided for and safe.

Take Jade Raven and put it towards ATK.


fuk u. Sorry not sure what came over me. Anyway, we already have enough maids working for us. Maybe you should take up a fast food job? Then you can pay us protection payments.

Originally posted by LucasRCD
Name: LucasRCD
Class: Hammer Bro

I'm a bright blue colored hammer bro that wears sunglasses. I prefer to be referred to just as Lucas. I'm generally a hothead but I'm a sentimental guy in certain situations. I've been seeking for a better life in this so called Diamond City. I have no idea as to wether or not it'll work out in the end... In other words, I'm basically a nobody that might as well be a former anonymous farmer that used to run through muddy crops due how little information I've revealed.


Buddy, come on. Its not a good show of loyalty when you can't even trust us with information about your past. But we could always do with some Hammer Bros. If you feel like being more forthcoming and telling us some real information about yourself, come to the interview at our buisness club.

Originally posted by Zekrom PKstarship
Name: PKstarship (goes by "PK" a lot)
Class: Plumber
Skills: drawing, cleaning, playing guitar

Well, as far as the past goes, I've been burdened with the guilt of being unable to save another world in another universe from destruction. Then I travelled through space for who-knows-how-long, before somehow ending up here. Also, I have this hallow that was given to me by Death herself as a way to signify my bond with death, after I set a whole stadium of people on fire when I was forced to battle some other guys. It used to let me wield cosmic powers, but now it's kinda busted... anyway, where do I sign?

Huh? Why do I want to join, and stay loyal? Well, after what I just told you, there's not many other places for me to go anyways, right? If I told that story to anyone else, I'd get laughed out of the room. Besides, after all the things I've been through, this job is a massive step up.


Heh... I think I've heard stranger. I'd like to verify your story, but you sound like a great pickup. Come over to our buisness club for an interview.

Originally posted by TRS


Name: Horatio Ephemer
Class: Chronomancer
Skills: As discussed in over-the-phone interview.

Criminal History:
First Mushroom Bank Heist in November of last year.
Responsible for Waluigi Sports smuggling fiasco.
Various minor time-based crimes in and around New Leaf City.

Following my botched impersonation of Iggy Koopa and the chaos that ensued, it is my belief that I can no longer work alone. The Origami Syndicate is the strongest syndicate in hundreds of miles and my unique skillset could extend its iron grip even further. All I truly need right now is a group that can prevent me from falling far after an operation goes sour.


Self made and successful past in crime, rare and unusal magic and a thirst for more power and expansion? You're already hired. But drop down by our buisness club today anyway, to give the other hireess a taste of real talent.

Originally posted by Lui37
Name: Tim E. Daff
Class: Shy Guy
Skills: breaking through security systems, telling jokes, playing tennis, surfing (not just the internet!!).

Crime? Yeah I post dank memes all the time on internet boards. But it doesn't really pay for a living, you know. So here's the thing: the interwebs are getting big, offering a whole new set of possibilities for crime. I have knowledge in the field (I have hacked my way into some PaperBook™ accounts before!) and am willing to offer my services to put that on paper, in exchange for some protection and cash to fund my world memification plans. Of course, the Syndicate will get a share.

(probably taking jade raven or something, dunno)


You know, we already have a couple of hackers. But nothing is like new talent either. Or disposable talent. That's a little mafia joke kid. Anyway, swing by our buisness club for a little interview.

Originally posted by Falconpunch
Name: Elizabeth O. Priscilla (They call me "The Shadow Queen")
Class: Princess (Using the "Shadow Queen" Peach sprite)
Skills: Charming boys, Healing Companions, Spellcasting, Gardening, Singing.
Criminal History: I have been known for charming the gullible men in the city into committing crimes for me. Though sometimes, to mix things up, I can go in and steal lots of jewels and priceless artifacts myself. I lurk in the darkest of shadows, and strike before you even know I'm here. However, things have been changing recently. More info below...
Why I want to Join: The Police in this city have become much smarter and stronger than they have been years ago. I feel as though that I have been losing my magic touch, and I could learn something from some other diabolical criminals, to sharpen my skills and avoid being arrested or killed. Plus, all that time being alone has gotten me ever so boring, and knowing this place is a haven for criminals such as ourselves, I have decided to come here for the company of others.


Your skills are great, sure, but we're equal oppertunity criminals which means we treat all of our victims equally. We also prefer to be quite overt about our crime and not manipulate others into committing it for us. For those reasons, we're not intrested in employing you. We offer extra crime lessons for 1000 an hour though, for those looking to expand their criminal minds.

Originally posted by Prizm
(better late)



Name: Marisa Caedes
Class: Crazee Dayzee
Skills: Feigning innocence, Lack of remorse, Karaoke
Criminal History:
Thievery
Aggravated assault
Animal Abuse
Home invasion
Attempted murder
Murder

Incarcerated on death row over a string of murders I was involved in. Cleverness got me into an asylum instead, and general bureaucratic ineptitude got me my escape. Managed it with a fresh identity, and nobody the wiser. A boring old life turned out not to be for me, and after murdering my manager after he tried to seduce me I decided it's best to return back to the shadows.


Holy shit man, we're looking for new goons, not crazed murdering psycopaths. Don't take that as an insult please, we're impressed, really. We'll keep your number on file in case we need someone killed painfully and made an example of.

Originally posted by superdragonyoshi1
Name: Zerus
Class: Shy Guy
Skills: Being lots of things, being unknown
Criminal History: Impersonating an officer, Impersonating a government official, Kidnapping, Grand Theft

Backstory:
After having to replace his mask from a stolen bandit, he's been finding all sorts of connections to the black market to track it down. Everything it takes.


Thats a nice set of skills, and shy guys are always welcome here. You're what we like to call "an asset", and we'd be happy to help you get your mask back too. Drop by our buisness club for an extended interview.

Spiderpig
Dry Bones
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 2 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 200

Inventory (2/20)
Tape Measure
Brrrrreath Mints.

Equipment
Pith Helmet

LucasRCD
Hammer Bro
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 2 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 100

Inventory (1/20)
Potatoes

Equipment
Dusty Hammer
Sunglasses

PKstarship
Human
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 0/1
ATK: 2 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 2
Level 1 | Coins: 0

Inventory (0/20)

Equipment

Cracked Star Hallow

Horatio Ephemer
Chronomancer
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 500

Inventory (2/20)

mPhone N64
Iggy Koopa Disguise
Thingamajig

Equipment
Extra Long Staff

Tim E. Daff
Shy Guy
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 50

Inventory (2/20)

Netbook
Jade Raven

Equipment

Zerus
Shy Guy
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 1000

Inventory (2/20)

Wisp of the Old Gods
Mark of Y'Shaarj



You're all outside the buisness club at the arranged time, 9:30AM. The guards have been instructed to let you in, and the doors are open. The has a sort of old, theater-y aesthetic to it that you can't quite place, and stands out against the bland backdrop of the backstreets of Diamond City's downtown. Just outside of the buisness club is a clubba on a cart selling his wares.

"DVD's, Video Games, Badges and rare wares! All at low prices! Don't pass this oppertunity up good friends, we're selling at a bargain."

"What you got?"

"Sorry guy, I don't have any money to spend at all. Maybe later, though."

Head inside, I guess.
Officially a Mega Man addict.
Major thanks to Giga and Erik557 for the layout.
"Aight let's see the stuff"

what would my memento alternative be anyway?

"What you got?"


"Aight let's see the stuff"

"Heh, we got it all buddy. If something catches your eye, tell me."

Street Dealer Inventory

50 in 1 Movie Compilation 100 Coins, a bargain for 50 movies.
100 Video Game Keys 50 Coins, for 100 video games. You won't get a deal like that anywhere else.
Finiplus Badge 10 Coins for unbelievable power. Its literally unbelievable.
Heart Finder 43 Coins exactly. I'm practically giving it away.
Lacky Day 50 Coins, and I'm cutting my own throat.
Mokey Mokey 20 Coins is all I'm asking for this rare badge.
Disintergrating Pistol 100 Coins for this priceless piece of technology.

"Come back tomorow and I'll have different merch in."
Scoffs, choosing to spend his money elsewhere.
"No thanks, I don't dabble in garbage."

Swipe the games anyways.
woag.....

(previously superdragonyoshi1. sup yall.)

"Let me get one of those Finiplus badges."

Horatio leans over and whispers to Zerus


(You sure you want to try swiping something from the heavily armed guy in front of the mafia installment?)
"Let's see what we have here... These names seem very suspicious. I swear, if the Finiplus badge is a Inifinity Minus 1 kind of item, I'll be glad to buy one of these."

"Anyway, can I go into the business club so I can reveal more information about myself now?"
I play forum games and draw furries. I'm mostly active on Discord and Twitter.

"Hm I need to check my.. remote inventories. I don't really want duplicates."
Actually just look up finiplus badge on my netbook.
The Clubba whacks Zerus on the head for (7) damage.

"You're new here, huh? Probably not the best idea to steal from a fellow 'employee'. I get it, we're all used to stealing what we want, but have a little tact here alright pal?"

Horatio and LucasRCD both buy finiplus badges.

"Anyway, can I go into the business club so I can reveal more information about myself now?"

"Go right ahead, nobody is stopping you!"

Tim looks up what the finiplus badge does on his netbook. Did you mean "infiniplus"? You find some wBay listings for Finiplus badges with dissatisfied buyers and sellers obviously trying to get them off their hands. Aparnetly when equipped, the limits your power to 0, thus making your current power infinitely larger than the limit it sets. Effectively, it does nothing.


Spiderpig
Dry Bones
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 2 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 200

Inventory (2/20)
Tape Measure
Brrrrreath Mints.

Equipment
Pith Helmet

LucasRCD
Hammer Bro
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 2 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 90

Inventory (1/20)
Potatoes

Equipment
Dusty Hammer
Sunglasses
Finiplus Badge


PKstarship
Human
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 0/1
ATK: 2 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 2
Level 1 | Coins: 0

Inventory (0/20)

Equipment

Cracked Star Hallow

Horatio Ephemer
Chronomancer
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 490

Inventory (2/20)

mPhone N64
Iggy Koopa Disguise
Thingamajig
Finiplus Badge

Equipment
Extra Long Staff

Tim E. Daff
Shy Guy
HP: 10/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 50

Inventory (2/20)

Netbook
Jade Raven

Equipment

Zerus
Shy Guy
HP: 3/10 | FP: 10/10
BP: 3/3 | SP: 1/1
ATK: 1 | DEF: 1 | SPE: 1
Level 1 | Coins: 1000

Inventory (2/20)

Wisp of the Old Gods
Mark of Y'Shaarj