Originally posted by J_128
I have a full battalion (which consists of 1 me) ready to join the fight! I pledge my service to this army, under the following conditions:
1: That I receive at least 7 power moons in recognition of my service.
2: That I be allowed to depart whenever I so desire.
3: That I am released from service when the war is over after receiving my power moons (see 1)
4: That I am made second in command of the D.P. Kingdom
And finally, that I am allowed to execute any deserters without a fair hearing.
These are my terms of service. If you refuse even one of them, I will turn on you, and blast you all into oblivion!
No, but I'll give you some redefined terms.
1. You recieve whatever power moons Toadette wants to give you.
2. You can depart whenever you desire, but if you depart during a battle, you must execute yourself as a deserter without a fair hearing.
4. You can name your toilet the D.P. Kingdom (a separate entity from the Donut Plains Kingdom) and I'll officially recognize you as the second in command of it for one day.
Finally, no executing anyone who isn't a member of the Bethesda Kingdom or on my traitor list.