we're about 2500 posts away from post 300000. whoopee celebration. on a more serious note about it if we catch anyone spamming during the likely-to-happen rush to get post 300000 we won't hesitate to give you a 72 hour ban as punishment. let's try and be decent about this, unlike whenever we hit a X000 user landmark.
now shut up about my lack of capitals and commas it's 2:30 am and i'm tired sleepy time now zzzzzzzzz
No really, it's 1:04 here! I go sleepy now bye.
I CALL THAT POST!
It's mine! No touch!
I'm just kidding if you didn't get it....
Hmmm...my eyes can't take this kind of abuse!
This is serious message? I'm not native speaker in English, (I don't know many things in English, I still learn, but this...). Should mod have use this language in serious news... or not (now newses are not serious...)?