Posts by Dr. Tapeworm - SMW Central

Originally posted by Hailstorm27

Well, after listening to what they did to us on Caffieradio, we could put a recording of something on that radio, only to diss Chester more than he could possibly diss us.

As I said before, I'm not able to directly attack their Camp, but I can upload a song to diss Chester if I can get access into the radio.

Grab some earplugs, turn on the Crazybus theme. Their brains will explode out of their ears.

We are like ants, strong and resourceful! Can Chester's army say that? No! No it cannot! We must swarm over Chester, inject formic acid into his bloodstream and carry his corpse to our food supply, where we will dine on his rotting tissues for months! And we'll throw his idiot followers into the blast furnace and use the remains to power our neat neon sign, too.

M A R I O should make it. Then again, I don't know which side he's on, if he even is on one...

This hack's not dead! I've been sporadically working on it. So here's a preview screen of the underwater section of 2-S: Misty Fog Bog. Being the first water level in the game, it won't be too unforgiving, as is the case with most water levels.

Originally posted by Hailstorm27

Originally posted by Dr. Tapeworm

Originally posted by Hailstorm27

Well, after listening to what they did to us on Caffieradio, we could put a recording of something on that radio, only to diss Chester more than he could possibly diss us.

As I said before, I'm not able to directly attack their Camp, but I can upload a song to diss Chester if I can get access into the radio.

Grab some earplugs, turn on the Crazybus theme. Their brains will explode out of their ears.

Okay, so how do I DJ? And what is Crazybus?

Warning, your ears may start bleeding from the sheer bad of this song.

Originally posted by Vitor Vilela

I have a idea to a next banner:

A banquet. A great banquet.

Several guests, including Munchers.
The main course: Chester.

(In Brazil, Chester is a food, normally used in end of year. It is very good, although I do not really like chicken)

And in the banner, wrote: "Your future is well done Chester, we just need to heat the oven!"

Google it if you want more Chester Images

Like I said:

"We must swarm over Chester, inject formic acid into his bloodstream and carry his corpse to our food supply, where we will dine on his rotting tissues for months! And we'll throw his idiot followers into the blast furnace and use the remains to power our neat neon sign, too."

After several long, thoughtful seconds of planning, construction and finalizing, I present to you...System 2.0. Note that I intentionally dialed down the intelligence levels to make sure that the original, better System is superior. The end result was this:

This inferior model will be mass-produced in a sprawling factory-sweatshop powered by the screams of the unlucky and unloved a cloud of fluffy pink marshmallows oozing with rainbows and funny cat images, and used as a decoy! We will place one on System's throne, allowing the real System to stay nice and safe inside a comfy, cozy control room. If Chestnut's deplorable army attacks our beautiful, beautiful base, they will likely try to assassinate our beloved System. What they'll kill won't actually be System, but rather one of these inferior System 2.0s! And best of all, there is absolutely no chance of a robot slave uprising, as these things are simply too stupid to grasp the thought of anything but sitting on the throne and acting as a figurehead!

The whole thing needs work, yes, so that is why I present it to you for a group inspection! All hail the gloriously handsome System!

And without SMW Central, there is no System.

We're doing this for the good of SMWC, remember!

This is looking neat so far. I can't really judge it until some level screenshots are posted, though. But good luck, anyways!

Why are we even arguing about echos, anyways. The main focus should be System!

This is good news! There's no doubt that Chestpain will crumble into dust now!

Anywhere where there isn't fanon. Your OC never kissed Flippy.

Hopefully I'll be able to get a small demo of Mirror World Mayhem complete in time...hopefully.

VERSION 2 ~ 2014 EDITION
It's my port showoff thread, because everyone loves those! Also lame pun in the title, because everyone loves those too I hope

Note that these may or may not be entirely finished, so no .txts for you just yet!

Original compositions:
Sampléd:
Fearsome Facility

From games and crap:
Sampléd:
Jazz Jackrabbit:
E2W1 - Letni (unfinished)
*Boop beep bleep beep boop boop.
E2W2 - Technoir
*Upbeat factory theme, almost Sonic-esque. Eggman would be proud.
E5W2 - Sluggion
*Somewhat dark and foreboding theme. Could make a good theme for a tense ghost house or castle.
E6W1 - Pezrock (unfinished)
*Tropical-sounding theme with lots of percussion.
EAW3 - Muckamok
*Funky theme from the poison planet. Factory-sounding but could suit most situations.
ECW3 - Lagunicus
*Nice underwater theme. Not too proud of how it turned out, but eh.

Unsampléd:
Jazz Jackrabbit:
E3W3 - Megairbase
*Intense yet airy. It's short and works well as an all-purpose submap theme.
E4W1 - Turtemple
*Calm, mysterious theme from the game's ruins planet; could fit in a cave or night level.
E6W2 - Chrysilis
*Powerful penultimate world theme. Has "final castle" written all over it.

Originally posted by NMI

I say we cut off his thumbs and lash him 600 times in front of Chester's army as an example of what happens if you support Chester.

Six-hundred lashes?

Also, we should grab a molten-hot branding iron and burn in "I LOVE SYSTEM, ALL HAIL SYSTEM" on his face.

Originally posted by Ultimaximus

Originally posted by Dr. Tapeworm

Also, we should grab a molten-hot branding iron and burn in "I LOVE SYSTEM, ALL HAIL SYSTEM" on his face.

If it was molten-hot, the branding iron would melt. β\

More painful that way!

I'm loving this hack. I've made it up to the Wistful Wild level (second pikmin reference I've found!) so far and I really like the graphics and level design of it all. There are a few spelling errors in the message blocks and I did encounter a weird glitch where the second boss (the little Toastie guy) got stuck in a wall after I beat it, but it's still really, really good anyways.

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5-1: Dawn Dock

Mario exits from the sweltering heat of the desert to a nice refreshing lake. But he's not here to cool down.

He's here to walk on clouds, that's what! It shouldn't be possible, but it is!

Along the way, he encounters Piranha Plants and hand-drawn ExGFX.

(There's no water, either.)

Goodness, this looks cool! It almost makes me jealous that I'll probably never be able to make something like this in my hacks.

Palettes, graphics and level design look great from what I see. I especially like 1-4 and 2-2.