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Well... I'm Boshi. Remember me? Thought not. I used to rule over Yo'ster Isle, where the Mushroom Derby took place - and obviously I won, because I'm great. But, enough about me. Let's talk about your "creativity convention", huh?

I wanted to name this SMW Central Creativity Convention C30, because it's 30 years this year since your game, Super Mario World, was released. But your administrators had other ideas, humph! But hey, I don't listen to nobody! So, welcome to the SMW Central Cromulently-Called, Cryogenically Crystal Cool, Cheeky, Candid, Caring, Carefully-Contrived, Crazily-Charged, Conveniently Criminally Chaotic (Corresponding Conspiration/Collision/Collusion Cramped), Can-do, Catch-all, Collaborative, Creativity-Calling Conversation Carnival Convention (Copyright)! Hmm. Doesn't have the same ring to it now I've said it out loud... Don't get me wrong, Super Mario World isn't a patch on Super Mario RPG. But, hey, let's celebrate anyway.

So, what are we doing to celebrate this anniversary of the game you cherish so much? Well, besides your usual C3 shenanigans where you showoff some things you put your blood, sweat and tears into creating, I present to you: the Super Yoshi Race! That's the Super Yoshi Race? Well, it's a race. Duh! You need to look at this thread to find out more on how to take part, and how to lose uhh, I mean win.

Now, go ahead and make your threads to showoff your work in this forum! Much like the previous C3s, make sure you select the appropriate tags that go along with what kind of content is in your thread. If you don't, they won't be entered correctly into our Automatic Voting System! You can use Ctrl + Click to select multiple tags, too.


See you on the starting line!


Oh - and! A big bad Thank You to kamekku14 who sent us that sweet C3 logo you see at the top of the post. They did good, huh!






Welcome to the Super Yoshi Race thread. Boshi here. I'm going to explain how this race works. Sit still, listen closely, don't ask questions until I've finished talking.

It's time for you to choose a team! Head over to your Edit Profile page, and choose your favourite Yoshi colour to join that team! All four Yoshies from Super Mario World are here to take part: Green, Blue, Red, and Yellow!



What's the race?

You will notice once your team is selected, you have some new counters in your post sidebar: Coins and 1ups. The next part is really simple. You earn coins by contributing to C3. Here's a quick rundown of how you can earn coins throughout the event:

- Your first thread in the C3 forum will earn you a whopping 10 coins
- Your first reply in the C3 forum will earn you a solid 5 coins
- If you're super creative, and create additional threads this C3 you will earn a generous 5 coins for any subsequent threads made
- Any subsequent replies in threads after your first one, will earn you a nice 2 coins
- If you nominate a submission for this C3's Content Spotlight, you will earn a decent 5 coins per nomination

Note that you won't earn coins by replying to any of the information threads, with the exception of the Content Spotlight thread as above!

In addition to earning coins the conventional way, keep your eyes peeled as a ? Block may appear on some pages at random. Click on this, and you will earn some bonus coins too!

So, what do the 1ups mean, you ask? Well, in the spirit of it being 30 years since Super Mario World was released, we are sticking with the 30 theme. Remember, in Super Mario World, you could earn a 1up if you collected 30 coins in a level and hit this Bonus Block? Well, that's exactly what you're doing here.





Once you have amassed 30 coins (or more), come back to this thread and click on this Giant Bonus Block above! That will take your coins and give you some 1ups in return! So, if you have 30+ coins, it will deduct 30 from your coin counter, and give you 1x 1up in return. Got 60+ coins? You will earn 2x 1ups - and so on. You can hit the Giant Bonus Block as many times as you like; it won't run out of 1ups! Just make sure you have enough coins or you will be bitterly disappointed.

Make sure you you hit the Giant Bonus Block before the C3 weekend ends, to convert remaining coins to 1ups! Once the main C3 weekend event is over, you won't be able to earn any more 1ups (use the timer at the top of every page to know how much time is left)!



How does my team win?

The winning team is calculated by everyone's 1ups! You will notice you can see the 1ups and coins of everyone on your team, but not anyone else's. In order to not ruin the fun, you must not discuss with anyone outside your team how many 1ups you or anyone else has! If you're caught doing that, your 1ups won't count for anything - they'll be removed and you will be letting your team down.

So, the technical part. I'm smart, so the winning team will be calculated by the total 1ups for that team divided by how many users have earned at least 1x 1up. This will give each team a "score", and the team with the highest score wins the Super Yoshi Race! This keeps it fair, so if a Yoshi team has less team members than another, they still have a shot at winning. Because even I'm not that mean!

Every user in the winning team will earn this Super Amazing trophy! I'll even paint it the colour of your Yoshi team!





What else can I win?

Regardless of whether your team wins or not, you have a chance to add three shiny trophies to your trophy case - based on your 1up count at the end of the event!

Get 1x 1up: you get the 1up Trophy; get 2x 1ups and you get the special 2up Sun Trophy; and if you get 3x 1ups, you get the sacred 3up Moon Trophy! Don't stop earning once you've got 3x 1ups, though! Keep going to support your team! Every 1up counts!




The winning team will be announced, and all the trophies will be awarded, alongside the main C3 Voting results!







Alright! That's all the information you need to get cracking on the Super Yoshi Race! So...

On your marks... Get set... GO!

Any questions - ask me in this thread. But, man, you better have read this post properly before asking! Don't make me snap!
Originally posted by Rykon-V73
I assume a 'Boshi' is a Yoshi being bossy.

Hey! I'm not bossy! Apparently I've got a "bad attitude" but I don't agree with that for one moment. Huff.
Hey! There better be a full 30 minute segment in your livestream dedicated to the Life and Times of a Mushroom Derby Champion, FPzero! Don't make me mad, huh?
Hey, I've noticed a bunch of you guys have a ton of coins, but no 1-ups! You better make sure you hit that Bonus Block to get those 1-ups or you'll lose out. You gotta hit it before the end of the C3 weekend to claim them, so follow the big obvious timer at the top of every page.
You know this race is rigged, right? I'm obviously going to win even. I ain't even got a "team" because I'm that good and don't need one.
Hey you better have left Yo'ster Isle fully in-tact, I don't wanna be getting home and find its been turned into a castle or something!

Do what you want to the other locations, I don't care. Great news to know there's still some hacking going on for SMRPG.
Uhhgh fine, I'll judge this race fairly. Like, I don't wanna end up in jail so... Don't say I'm not a nice guy, huh?
Hey!

I'm sure all you guys are itching to ask me some questions. So, here's your chance.

They better be cool questions, though. None of that boring stuff like "hey what did you have for breakfast?" and all. Don't make me snap!
Boy you guys sure don't hang around, huh.



Originally posted by Noivern
Can you do a backflip triple axel?

Uhh, duh. Course I can. Bet you can't though.

Originally posted by Knight of Time
Just wondering where you got your shades?

Who knows. I put them on in 1996 and haven't taken them off since. They're part of my cool aesthetic.

Originally posted by RPG Hacker
Where did you get those bad-ass glasses? Were you born with them?

EDIT: Getting ninja'd speedrun in 39 seconds!

Getting ninja'd is no excuse, pal. They got measures in place to protect you from that!

Originally posted by Tob
hey what did you have for breakfast?

you.

Originally posted by NGB
What are the abilities of a dark yoshi?

How would I know? I've never seen one. Ask the guy who made that cool-looking Yoshi Expansion Pack a few C3s ago.

Originally posted by KevinM
How did you register before the site even existed?

I'm that cool I joined SMWC before SMWC existed. Don't question it, that's just how life works.

Originally posted by Milon Luxy
How've been your life until you get those cool glasses and joining SMWC?

Until I put the shades on I was a weak and feeble Blue Yoshi that couldn't even fly. Now look at me, huh.

Originally posted by slakkmichael
How long have you been racing for?

Since 1996, when I became the Mushroom Derby Champion.

Originally posted by BootaNoBijuu
Do you have a Favorite Yoshi Color?

This colour.

Originally posted by KiloMinimo
when did you emerged?

what.

Originally posted by Rykon-V73
how did you get that collar?

Why you guys wanna know so much about my clothes? Like, I know I'm a fashion icon for sure, but a guy gotta keep a few secrets on his fashion aesthetic, right?

Originally posted by Anorakun
Can you beat Sonic in a race?

Obviously.
Originally posted by Noivern
What is your favorite type of corn?

Pop.

Originally posted by KiloMinimo
Did you beat Iteam Abuse without save states, slow down, etc?

No. But I did beat Item Abuse without savestates, slowdown etc. Easiest hack I've played so far.

Originally posted by Rykon-V73
I think what KiloMinimo is saying when was the time you emerged as a baby from an egg, although I'm not sure if you do have any parents.

I wasn't born, emerged or anything dull like that. I just exist, always have done always will. I don't have parents.

Originally posted by Nameless
ranch or cool ranch?

I don't like Doritos.

Originally posted by BootaNoBijuu
What do you think about the Silver and Gold Yoshi?

Like, they're alright I guess. Me and Silver go way back and we used to be partners in crime back in the day, stealing coins and stuff from Toads etc. Now he's locked up because he's dumb enough to get caught. I, however got- I better shut up I've said too much.

Originally posted by lordkronos100
Have You Ever Worked for the Bad Guys i Mean you Have the same glasses as Mouser :D

No, Mouser has the same shades as me. Come on, get it right!

Originally posted by toad64
What your thought on yoshi oc's

Yoshi's what?

Originally posted by Koopster
How's it feel like to lose to Yoshi in SMRPG? #smrpg{mlem}
I'm sorry for the exposition, but someone had to!

Hey, I had my day in the sun! I was happy to pass over the winners title to him, and I respect that to this day. Exposition failed, pal!

Originally posted by Aja
When do you plan to appear in a new game?

I don't need to. I've got a great legacy.

Originally posted by Dark Mario Bros
Yo Boshi, what's the odds for the Yoshi Mushroom Derby ? #smrpg{mlem}

The odds of me winning are usually 100% (except one time, see above). You gonna place a bet? Bet on me.

Originally posted by Tahixham
why do you wear those dumbass sunglasses indoors?

They're cool. I don't need to excuse myself.
Originally posted by E-man38
If you could have any superpower besides your incredible speed, what would it be?

Flying. Imagine being able to fly at a super speed. I'd be anywhere in no time.

Originally posted by KiloMinimo
Why didn't you take over smw central yet?

Maybe I already did? Perhaps I just lurk in the shadows and the rest of the staff do my bidding...

Originally posted by Koopster
If Boshi so good why is there no Boshi emote #smrpg{gasp}

Watch this space, huh.

Originally posted by Katerpie
Why are you named Boshi? Are you Yoshi's brother? #smrpg{mlem}
Sorry I just had to seize the opportunity lol

No. Boshi is just my name. Though some people think they're funny and think B means "bad attitude" or "boss". Not impressed by that, personally.

Originally posted by Superdjsteve54
So ... are you actually Boshi or are you a bot impersonating him?!?!? #smrpg{argh}

I'm actually Boshi. Unbelievable that you would think I'm a robot.

Originally posted by FedoraFriday
Do not worry. I didn’t turn Yo’ster Island into a castle. Although what if I turned it into an amusement park? What if I turned it into a five star resort? Or even better! Put an all you can eat cookie buffet near the race track. ;)

Well... If you put a cookie buffet near the race track I might be down for that. Nothing else though!

Originally posted by h.carrell
Have ever played Super Mario Bros. The Lost Levels?

I found the lost levels, and played Super Mario Bros. The Really Lost Levels. Yeah.

Originally posted by Anorakun
Do you wavedash or L-cancel?

Wavedash. Smash Bros is boring though. Play SMRPG instead.

Originally posted by Sheeplover1011
how are you so cool

It's just one of those facts of life, pal. It's how it is. It's how it always will be.

Originally posted by TruffledToad
Fishin Boo goes to the store and buys an equal number of tomatoes and eggplants. Eggplants cost 7 coins apiece, while tomatoes cost 10. He enters the store with 50 coins, then exits with 5.
These are the facts. Now...
what's your favorite dinosaur

I'm my favourite dinosaur.

Originally posted by Smibbix
Do you get wings when you have koopa shells in your mouth like the other blue yoshis or do you get a different power?

Wow. You think I need a shell to gain a superpower, huh?

Originally posted by MasterMario97
If Boshi is so good why isn't there a Boshi 2?

If MasterMario97 is so good, why isn't there a MasterMario98?

Originally posted by 1UPdudes
Which Yoshi Cookie tastes the best? My bet would be the round one with the red centre...

The ones with chocolate in them. What'da mean "red centre"? There better not be any jam in these cookies! Bleh!

Originally posted by Scrydan
What do you think of geese?

Do you think Mario and Luigi should be able to ride on Yoshies whenever they want?

Should they go on trial for possible murder? There's some dangerous pits around...

Geese, huh? They're cool. Mario and Luigi shouldn't be able to ride Yoshies in castles or ghost houses because normal Yoshies are wimps and get scared of baby-dumb-dumb enemies. No murder trial, not their fault Yoshi's dumb enough to fall down a pit.

Originally posted by Mandagary
what's a question¿

Don't know.

Originally posted by Daizo Dee Von
Should more Yoshis wear cool shades?

Well, if they wanna be cool like me they should. If they don't, they'll be signing up for a dull life.

Originally posted by patcdr
Has Croco actually reformed or is he up to something?

Me and Croco are pals. He's still about, plotting some scheme to steal something or whatever he does. I don't get involved in his questionable activities.
Originally posted by I don't know a good name.
What's your favourite colour of berry? Where do you like to get them from? Trees or bushes?

:dancingblueboy:

Originally posted by AbuseFreakHacker
I have a question about your relationship with Mario, he uses you often by dropping you in a pit. how do you feel about it?

Mario doesn't ride me... I don't need him. Therefore I have no feelings about it.

Originally posted by Bernardo
I won't blame you if you can't answer this question but...
What does that p-switch on the site sidebar do?

You probably dont know but I'm asking just to be sure.

Hey sure I can answer that! Finally some hard hitting questions. The staff won't want me to say this but if you hit the P-Switch the
█████ REDACTED █████ REDACTED █████ REDACTED █████ REDACTED █████
and then
█████ REDACTED █████ REDACTED █████ REDACTED █████
. Hope that answers your question.

USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST!

Originally posted by Jacko
Star Wars or Star Trek?
If Star Trek: How would you defeat the Borg Queen?
If Star Wars: How would you defeat Emperor Palpatine?

Neither. Both franchises are bad.

Originally posted by Noivern
Originally posted by TomatoPhalanges
Are any of us?


Bosho you don't have to answer this question, I can handle it.

Yes.

Hey, you! If you wanna answer questions go start your own AMA! This is mine.

TomatoPhalanges, the answer to your question is: no.
Originally posted by Rilla Roo
What do you hate the most about me?

I don't know you...

Originally posted by KiloMinimo
Are you immortal?

Like, yeah. At least, I've not died yet.

Originally posted by Dark Mario Bros
Would you like a life supply of Boshi Cookies?
In case you ask, yes.
They are shaped like your face with the cool shades and blueberry flavored

Sure, deliver them to Yo'ster Isle.
Originally posted by KiloMinimo
What would you do if every yoshi cookie disappeared?

I'd be upset for a good while, but I'd find more don't worry.

Originally posted by Lotica
What is the meaning of life?

To win the Mushroom Derby and for everyone to aspire to be like me.

Originally posted by Mr. Pixelator
Are you a speedrunner? As in, do you speedrun video games?

No... I don't play "video games", I am one.

Originally posted by Anorakun
Did you born with glasses already or you bought them?

Hey people like the shades, huh. I put them on in 1996 and haven't taken them off since. Who knows where I gottem from.
Hey well look at that, the race is over and the Bonus Block is all outta 1ups. Looks like some of you with 30+ coins didn't hit the Bonus Block in time to get 1ups that could've been theirs... Well, lucky for you I had a (rare) streak of generosity and pitied you (somewhat), so I converted them for you so your teams didn't lose out. Ain't I nice, huh?

Wanna know the results? Well, you gotta wait. We'll announce the race results alongside the rest of the C3 results after the voting. Be patient!
Originally posted by KiloMinimo
Does these shades give you special abilities?

I don't need shades to give me special abilities; they're natural.

Originally posted by 7 up
Are you really 24?

No... I existed before I raced Yoshi in 1996. I didn't just sprout up at and hatch at that exact instance, did I?

Originally posted by Counterfeit
I'll give you my milestone post because you're a cool dude. Did either of your parents race or do you have any other family history of talented racers?

Thank you for taking an interest in my life. Memories of parents are foggy, so I don't really know...

Originally posted by Deeke
What is your favorite crime(s)?

I like burglary, and theft, and stealing.

Originally posted by Sheeplover1011
which is better, H or G?

If you pick H you are super duper cool

If you pick G you will be sent to the boiler room of hell. (oh and also you won't be cool)

Don't dictate to me what I am and what I'm not by the choice of a letter. I pick G and remain cool and not in the boiler room of hell (whatever that is).

Originally posted by Von Fahrenheit
What’s the coolest video game of all time and why is it Knack 2?

It's not. It's SMRPG.

Originally posted by Batata Douce
So, you ever wanted to have another color? Or you just like your color?

I like my colour.

Originally posted by Koop the Koopa
What is your favourite Mario and Sonic game?

Mario and Sonic at the London 2012 Olympic Games.

Originally posted by Dark Mario Bros
Do you have kids or plan to have kids?

That's a private question. Can't believe someone would pry into my life like that. Unbelievable.
#smrpg{cool}

Hey look I'm that cool there's now an emote on the site all about me.

#smrpg{cool}
Originally posted by Knight of Time
What is your opinion about Bowser?

Like he's alright, sure. Don't know him all that well but I've heard he keeps going after some princess... The guy should leave her alone, to be honest.

Originally posted by Scrydan
Where will you go when this is all over? Will we ever see you again?


Is there anything you'd like to say to everyone who has participated so far?

You will probably never see me again. Sorry to disappoint.
Not sure what to say to everyone who participated so far. Hmm... Uh, thanks?

Originally posted by FailSandwich
What's your favourite kind of fruit?

All fruits that are green.

Originally posted by KiloMinimo
What's the taste of a yoshi cookie?

Imagine like a massive chocolate explosion in your mouth. Like that.

Originally posted by KennyJ
How fast can you throw an egg?

This fast! Wow, damn you missed it.

Originally posted by Darolac
Do you have preference for any team on the Super Yoshi Race? I mean, you are blue after all...

I am totally, one hundred percent impartial. No corruption or bias here...

Originally posted by Milon Luxy
I wonder for how long until Boshi lost its patience to keep replying to all of those questions.

Hey I said I was gonna do an AMA, I'm gonna stick to that. I'm not no quitter!

Originally posted by OrangeBronzeDaisy
Does cool yoshi have a special ability like other variations

Like I think the super fast speed for racing is a special ability in itself. But hey, if you don't think that then you better think on that... Alright?

Originally posted by 7 up
Do you know Banzai Billder? Are you friends with him?

Pffft! Who?

Originally posted by Bernardo
If you had to become another color of yoshi and couldn't stay being your current color, what color would you choose?
This is purely a theoredical question.

Uhhm. I'm glad it's theoretical... Imagine answering this question and I magically changed colour. Whoa. Let's say, cyan.
Originally posted by 7 up
What's your opinion on Hawaiian pizza?

Ambivalent.

Originally posted by Sheeplover1011
whats so cool about SMRPG?

#smrpg{cool}

#smrpg{cool} everything.

Originally posted by Superdjsteve54
Nintendo let you out or ran away from area 64?
If you were a playable character in SMRPG, what would be your initial level, attack, defense, etc ... #smrpg{cool}
Should there be a "Super Boshi RPG"?#smrpg{:D}

My stats would be too high to describe. If there was a Super Boshi RPG, I'm not totally certain on what it would be about, besides my racing career?

Originally posted by LOLRyan2006 the Goombud
Did you make original characters once?

No I've never created any original characters.

Originally posted by KiloMinimo
What if you could teleport #smrpg{cool}

That would obsolete my speed skill so that's a bad idea.

Originally posted by Knight of Time
This is my last question, what do you think of Birdo?

Who?
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