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- I'm bored, as always... But other than that, meh, I'm feeling alright.
2. What is the first thing you think of when I say "He-ga-ger-gerk"?
- Have I answered all the questions soon?
3.What is your favourite thing on the internet?
- I honestly don't have like one thing which I would call "my favorite thing" on the internet.
4. What did you dream about last night?
- I never seem to remember my dreams anymore nowadays, thusly I don't know.
5. What pets do you have?
- One cat, two dogs.
6. What temperature is it right now?
- Outside: 5.1 degrees Celsius
Inside: 27.0 degrees Celsius
7. What measurement do you use when checking the temperature?
- Degrees Celsius, which should be obvious if you even checked the answer to the former question.
8. How good would you say your SMW hacking skills are?
- If I had to label my SMW hacking skills as "MAD 1337 HAXOR" or "puny n00bish" I'd have to say it'd lean heavily to the latter.
9. What are you most proud of?
- I'm most proud of having something to be most proud of. ...wait...
10. What are you looking forward to?
- Next weekend.
11. Did I already ask you this question?
- No, I don't think so.
12. How strange do you think these questions are going to get?
- Pretty weird, but I hope they won't get terribly much more weird than question no. 2.
13. Do you think you will be disappointed?
- By what? When? Don't be so vague.
14. How often do you have intercourse with strangers?
- Never yet.
15. How often do you have intercourse with friends?
- Never yet.
16. How often do you have intercourse with Family?
- Never yet and I hope it stays that way.
17. Should I have rephrased the last three questions?
- Why should you have? I see no reason to.
18. Do you know the muffin man?
- The who?
19. If a dog asks you for some food, what do you do?
- Give it some food, if I have some, probably.
20. If a cat asks you for some food, what do you do?
- See my answer for question no. 19.
21. If you saw a huge red button that said "PRESS!!!" on it, what would
you do?
- Walk away from it sloooowly.
22. What do you hear right now?
- Metamorphosis Jazz Band - Naruhodou Ryuuichi - Objection!
23. Does thinking hurt you?
- Not physically, no.
24. If you could have a Pokémon as a pet, which one would it be?
- Eevee.
25. Yes or no?
- Maybe.
26. How do you determine when to eat meals?
- I eat when I'm forced to, or when I'm at the verge of dieing.
27. Have you ever cut yourself with a butter knife?
- Not that I can recall, no.
28. If you were simply given a large amount of money, what would you do with it?
- Spend it all on video games.
29. What do you think of monkeys?
- I think nothing special of monkeys.
30. What do you think of babies?
- Read my answer for question no. 29, but replace the world "monkeys" with "babies".
31. How far are you willing to go to get what you want?
- Not very far.
32. How far do you have to move to get some food?
- 14 steps, exactly.
33. What would you do if someone called you something very offensive?
- Ignore it, most probably.
34. What is your favourite thing to lick?
- I really can't think of anything specific at the moment.
35. What is your "home page"?
- Google.
36. On your last birthday, who said "happy birthday" first?
- If memory serves, it was my little sister.
37. Who would you say is the biggest killjoy?
- My little sister.
38. Have you ever used a large cast-iron frying pan to swat a fly?
- No, never.
39. If I were to say "what I'm saying right now is a lie", would I be telling the truth or lieing?
- You would be telling the false truth. ...or something.
40. Do you chew gum?
- As in, right now? No. Generally? Sometimes.
41. How many bicrons would you estimate that you traveled to get to your computer today?
- To answer that question properly, I'd have to know what bicrons are. Unfortunately I don't, and I'm too lazy to find out, thus this question is one un-answerable question for me.
42. Pie or cake?
- Cake, obviously.
43. How often do you bath or shower?
- Two to four times a week.
44. What do you wish you had two of, but don't?
- Hmm, can't think of anything.
45. What do you think of pornography?
- I'm indifferent to it.
46. Do you prefer showers or baths?
- Showers for the win.
47. What day is it?
- October 14th, Sunday.
48. What is your favourite thing to watch on TV?
- TV? What's that? ...oh, television? Who needs television when you have computers?
49. How many 3s are needed to make 333?
- Three threes are needed to make 333.
50. If someone asked you 1000 questions, would you answer them all?
- If I were as bored as I am now, why not?
51. Is this taking longer than you thought it would?
- Not at all.
52. What is the last thing you remember saying?
- "Fourteen."
53. Do you have an addiction?
- Yes, computer addiction.
54. What is your favourite smell?
- I have none.
55. Are you homo, bi, or hetero?
- Hetero.
56. Xbox 360 or PS3?
- None of 'em.
57. [Last answer] or Wii?
- Wii, definitely.
58. What is you favourite video game?
- It's "your", and I have no favorite video game currently.
59. If you could choose a new name for yourself, what would it be?
- I'm perfectly happy with the name I have, okay, thanks, bye.
60. What two super powers would you like to have?
- Being able to turn invisible and being able to stop time.
61. Black or white?
- White.
62. How many times do you have to hit someone you hate before you can stop hitting them?
- I never hit anyone no matter how much I hate them.
63. If you could change your eye colour, what would you change it to?
- I'd change it to the color my eyes already are.
64. What is the first thing you think of when you see the number 64?
- NINTENDO SIXTYFOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUR.
65. What is the last thing you killed?
- A fly.
66. What do you spend most of your time doing?
- Being on the computer. ...or is it being at school? I've lost count.
67. How loud do you like your music to be?
- REAL BOOMING LOUD
68. Audio CDs or MP3s?
- MP3s.
69. What is the first thing you think of when you see the number 69?
- NINTENDO SIXTYNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII- oh wait.
70. What would you like to see less of?
- These questions.
71. What would you like to see more of?
- These questions.
72. In video games with the option, do you prefer to be good or evil?
- Good.
73. What’s your favourite fruit?
- Banana.
74. Why are you here?
- I'm bored.
75. Beef or chicken?
- Chicken all the way.
76. [Last answer] or pork?
- Chicken all the way.
77. [Last answer] or fish?
- Chicken all the way.
78. What do you kill most often?
- Flies.
79. What do you collect?
- Nothing, I'm not a collector of anything.
80. Is this a waste of time?
- Yes.
81. What is your favourite song?
- None specific.
82. When is the last time you shot a firearm?
- Last Wednesday, 4 days ago.
83. Can you think of something that you hate enough that you want to destroy it?
- School!
84. Is this a waste of a question?
- No.
85. Mac or PC?
- PC.
86. What time do you usually go to bed?
- Anywhere between 21:30 and 24:00.
87. If you had to turn into an animal, what animal would you like to turn into?
- Cat.
88. Do you ever feel sorry for yourself?
- Yes, lots of times.
89. What do you like to do with balloons?
- Bounce them.
90. Have you been disappointed with the questions so far?
- No, these questions are great.
91. Do you mind answering a few more questions?
- No, I don't.
92. Which fictional character(s) would you most like to have a relationship with?
- Can't think of any. XD
93. Red or blue?
- Red for the win.
94. Ninja or Pirate?
- Ninja.
95. Which of the following are you?
(A) Omnipotent
(B) Omniscient
(C) Omnipresent
(D) Omnifarious
(E) Omnivorous
(F) Omnidirectional
(G) Omnibus
(H) None of the above
(I) All of the above
- I have no idea what any of those words mean, thusly I'll refrain from answering.
96. Did you just give a stupid answer?
- Yes.
97. Did it take you long to get to this question?
- Yeah, around half an hour or so.
98. Did you find a message hidden in these questions?
- No, is there one?
99. How do you feel right now?
- Bored as heck.
100. Have you answered all the questions?
- That's up to you to find out.