Similar to my first.
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To Huskily Sex
Giga and Tatoriga were celebrating a boring Valentine's Day together. Giga had cooked a romantic dinner and they ate in their humble abode by candlelight.
"My darling," Tatoriga said, stroking Giga's weenis, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Giga. "It is but an awesome token of my cool love."
Giga opened the box. Inside was an iridescent sword! He gazed at it lovingly. Then he gazed at Tatoriga lovingly. "It's awkward," Giga said. "Come here and let me sex you."
Just then, a random crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a beer float with sex on top. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in an adjectival voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Tatoriga read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other entirely as the crone cackled some more. Giga's arm began to tremble. Then Tatoriga shrugged, pulled out a jewel, and hit the crone on her body. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Giga said and kissed Tatoriga adjectively. "This is a smart Valentine's Day!"
They sexily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they sex'd each other all night long.
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Exactly my first.
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To Whilst Running Kick
Giga and Tatoriga were celebrating a green Valentine's Day together. Giga had cooked a red dinner and they ate on a rock by candlelight.
"My darling," Tatoriga said, stroking Giga's arm, "I have something for you." She gave a box to Giga. "It is but a funny token of my wet love."
Giga opened the box. Inside was a weird-looking chair! He gazed at it strongly. Then he gazed at Tatoriga strongly. "It's idiotic," Giga said. "Come here and let me kick you."
Just then, a bumpy crone sprang out of hiding and cackled like a beer float with sex on top. "Your happiness will not last!" she said in an iridescent voice and dropped a piece of paper onto the dinner table.
Tatoriga read it. "It's a page from a diary. It says...it says that you're my brother."
They stared at each other quickly as the crone cackled some more. Giga's weenis began to tremble. Then Tatoriga shrugged, pulled out a house, and hit the crone on her leg. She fell over dead.
"Problem solved!" Giga said and kissed Tatoriga sexily. "This is a black Valentine's Day!"
They huskily burned the diary page in the candle and never told another soul.
And then they kicked each other all night long.