Alright, since I couldn't find anything online, I've rummaged through raocow's youtube comments and compiled this translation of ASPE Mario
Note that the translation quality kind of goes down the drain with the start of world four... I literally used google translate for some messages that weren't translated in the comments.
(I know, I know, but it's better than nothing, right? And the quality of the program improved since Oyster, right??)
If anyone wants to put in the time and effort to proof this, please feel free to do so! You can notify me with the mistakes or just use the file as a base for your own translation if you wanted to do so...
inb4 there's already a completed translation available and I'm just too dumb to find it