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Originally posted by ThatOneNetBattler
I drink Sprite and nothing happens, so... What even?


You got to eat a banana first then drink the sprite, you will get so drunk you'll puke
Also, we've all had that day where we realize we were idiotic posters, and made an apology thread like this. Now it looks like the leaf has officially been turned. Good luck with your ambitions bro
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Originally posted by Luks
I bet the hack was made by the slenderman himself. Run before your computer vomits blood and asks for his/her mom. definitely 3sp00py5me.

slenderman isn't real, that's ridiculous. Candlejack how ever is a legitimate danger and we should-
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Burger King

I like to splurge during the holidays
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Of course you shouldn't hit a woman. I mean, sometimes you gotta raise a hand at them when they've been acting up but you never follow through with it. The cowering is enough satisfaction for me XD
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I'm married
And kidding
Jerk
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I'll tell someone about it but that usually starts like this: 'hey Dan you still playing that bass guitar?' 'not for a while, all my creativity has gone into THIS' xD
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Originally posted by Derpy Backslide
im so old, im already turning 13 next week #w{=3}


So you were 7 when you joined the site
THATS AWESOME
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I can pee sideways
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Originally posted by Face
Originally posted by MelodicCodes
Old peo
I wish I knew the same old people you know.
All the old people I know are just fussy and so bored with being stuck in their homes all day, that all they look forward to is starting arguments from nothing and peaking out of their curtains pissing and moaning about what other people are doing when it has nothing to do with them, while getting genuinely pissed off about it


You just described my grandma perfectly... Except she's starting to lose it so most of her arguing involves whether or not she attended Dancing with the Stars last night

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Originally posted by Face
Originally posted by danwaleby
Cannibal Corpse is awesome

Try listening to GOOD metal.


Liiiiiike?
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Originally posted by Sokobansolver
Originally posted by danwaleby
Originally posted by Face
Originally posted by danwaleby
Cannibal Corpse is awesome

Try listening to GOOD metal.


Liiiiiike?

No 2 people will give the same answer. Don't listen to certain music just to please other people. Continue as you were, and keep an open mind.


Oh I will, I'm just interested in Face's definition
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Originally posted by Face
It's not about pleasing me or anyone with taste in music. It's the fact that if Cannibal Corpse was a restaurant, they would be McDonald's, so why not seek out stuff beyond that at no cost?

Metal lyrics suck more often than not, so if the words are hard to understand, you're probably not missing much.
Also, since this post is relative to Cannibal Corpse, we're speaking in terms of "extreme" metal so expect some unintelligible vocals.

Anyway, here's a random small list of shit you may or may not have heard of in which I tried to add some variety. At least one or two of them may be up your alley. Some of it is entry level, but still leagues above CC:

Necrophagist if you can look passed the shitty vocals.

Nile

1349

Vader

Darkthrone

Blotted Science

Deathspell Omega

Wintersun if you're into power metal (I'm not, but they're okay)

Antaeus

Death

Marduk

Gorgoroth

Ulver

Dawn

Xasthur it's Depressive Suicidal Black Metal, so it may be too slow paced for your liking


1. I listen to most of those bands. Shit, the Death logo is tattooed on my arm. All great.
2.you look at metal bands as if it's some Big ranking system and how cool you are depends on what bands you listen to. At least that's the vibe I'm getting and that's a really childish way to look at metal or any music at that.
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Originally posted by Face
all of that stuff up there


I have a habit of jumping to conclusions, but I've heard this conversation before and it usually ends up being condescending towards me due to my metAll taste.
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Originally posted by Face
Yeah fuck that shit. I can't blame you for thinking that. Looking back I did come off that way and I apologize.

I also hate when people think they're on some higher plane of existence just for having gobbled up every fact about a few bands that happen to be from Sweden or whatever description one could insert.

Usually when I meet someone who likes CC, it's because they don't know of the plethora of amazing shit out there, but if someone happens to be fairly well versed in the extreme metal scene already and happens to like CC just because they like CC, that's different.

My guilty pleasure is Slipknot. Which is often met with, "that's not real metal!!!" to which I reply with, "Uhhh never said it was, I just happen to like it metal or not." Or, I'll I get the usual "just kill yourself if you like that shit" to which I reply with, "thank you for voiding any reason I should take you seriously from now on".

Levelengine, click on the link in my second to last post that says, "Blotted Science". For some reason, I feel as though it may fit your tastes.


I can see where you're coming from, I just never considered CC as entry level. When I hear entry level I think of the 'middle school metal' bands (Alien ant farm, papa Roach, Linkin park, etc).

Also slipknot is killer, especially their 96-00 era.
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Originally posted by ThatOneNetBattler
it's just that I'm not too fond with music genres like Metal or Techno.


https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_6_hXjOBAMI

How's that
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This is more of a lack of a trait but Its still odd....
it is physically impossible for me to taco tongue.

Don't try to teach me or give me pointers, I'm the only one in my family that can't, it's like it wasn't meant to bend that way.
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All that time you spent feeling sorry for the staff members could've been spent watching The Andy Griffith Show
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