*resurrects the thread again.*
Kirby Planet Robobot and Siivagunner Christmas Comeback Crisis
-Haltmann wouldn't try to mechanize the world and turn it into the next Shiver Star. Instead he's trying to scam people out of money.
-The Voice wouldn't try to purge anime off the world. Instead he's trying to drain the world of color.
-The stages are no longer Cyberpunk hellholes. Instead they are more natural looking.
-The car enemies would be removed.
-deaths would be removed or altered.
-there would be no loud nigra as instead Nozomi uses the smolitizer to break the doors down.
-all swear words removed.
-santa would be overpowered because he's santa.
-the voice would get a Disney death by being thrown out of his office by Nozomi and Eli considering the deaths were removed.
-Kirby's stomach would work like Right back at ya!
-Mecha Knight would be replaced with Heavy Lobster since meta knight is now player 2.
-No references to Susie's death would be made. Instead they mention her going on vacation.
-they'd skip the entirety of JustinRPG as well as the Angry Joe death.
-they'd remove Snoop Dogg all together and replace him with some generic character.
Sonic The Hedgehog.
-They'd remove the Speed Cap but make the levels bland and uninteresting.
-they'd also give eggman Mike Pollick voice clips.
-they'd remove Marble Zone and Labyrinth Zone because screw platforming amirite?