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I use my keyboard to test some of my hacked levels (the ones that don't require picking things up or climbing). I won't have a controller until at least December. :(

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~Pirate Yoshi~
My favourite level (that I've seen) would have to be the "100 Seconds" level. It is (from my point of view) the pinnacle of impssibleness. How Proton Jon (or anyone, for that matter) could do a level as hard as that in 100 seconds is simply amazing.

My favourite screw-you moment is that impossible jump in the really fast scrolling cave level (you know, the one that had the vines and the lava below where you jump). It's really dumb that you pretty much have to be small Mario to do it. If you Save State after getting big, you're really screwed.

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~Pirate Yoshi~
The dumbest E-mail I got (and I don't get very many E-mails) was something along the lines of:

Please help me, because my father, he die. *insert lots of random crap* chaos *insert more random crap* wedding *even more random crap*

*insert strange foreign name*

I can't remember the stuff between asterisks. It was really weird, though...

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~Pirate Yoshi~
One time I fell in a rose bush and almost got my lung(s) impaled. When it was all said and done, I had around 50 cuts and somewhere close to 20 bandages. :(

Also, KPhoenix, that's a really nasty and inappropriate thing to say.

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~Pirate Yoshi~
Normal: I like to squish mah silly putty.

Nose: I likke to squisssssh mah silly putty.

I did a lot better than I expected. Also, my keyboard smells like rotten, wooden porridge.

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~Pirate Yoshi~
Obviously being tied up and shot repeatedly with a BB gun until you fall onto a bed of nails 5000 metres below you.

That would really suck.

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~Pirate Yoshi~
I had a messed up dream once.

I was playing Banjo-Tooie on my N64 when I accidentally fell off of a cliff. I didn't think much of it, so I try again, only this time I'm playing as Shoop Da Whoop. I try to jump, but instead Doctor Octagonapus appears and blows the system up. Maybe I shouldn't have watched so many Shoop Da Whoop videos that night...

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~Pirate Yoshi~
You ride Yoshi (who apparently is a Podoboo) and find a baby Yoshi, that turns Yoshi the Podoboo into Baby Yoshi Head Thing. You pass the baby Yoshi and find out that Yoshi now has an arse for a face. Yoshi sticks out its tongue (Or is it really a poopy log?) and you see glitched graphics, which gives birth to Yoshi the Accordion (or Poopy Log) Arse Head Thing.

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~Pirate Yoshi~
Can I join ThunderClan please? Thanks.

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~Pirate Yoshi~
This might sound dumb, but...

How do you delete the Layer 2 Events?!? They really make my OW look crappy! I tried hitting the Layer 2 Event Editor thing, but there's nothing to delete! Please help!!!

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~Pirate Yoshi~
I just found this place by looking at Spade's someone's profile. /\__/\

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~Pirate Yoshi~
Michael Jackson Man

Takes Mario's 'shrooms and flies around being crazy. Mario doesn't even have to fight this guy.


ROM Man

Uploads all the ROMs he can daily and ticks off all the mods. Mario can beat him by making a really big IPS patch and submitting it.


Explicit Man

Makes totally wrong and gay levels. Mario can only ignore him.

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~Pirate Yoshi~
Normal: I can type with my nose, though.
Nose: I cqan type wit my nose, mthough.

Okay, sort of...

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~Pirate Yoshi~
Illusion of Gaia: Final Boss Music (Dark Gaia)

Final Fantasy: Mystic Quest: Final Boss Music (Dark Lord)

Both are really good.

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~Pirate Yoshi~
My favourite video game music of all time is definitely the music for when you're fighting the Vampire Evil King in Okage: Shadow King. It's so freakin' awesome!!!

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~Pirate Yoshi~
The worst show on the air (in the whole world) would have to be In the Night Garden. It's pure idiocy. My mom makes me sit through the torturous half-hour with my little brother, and it tears my life apart!

Those stupid Pontypines (i'm not even sure if that's how you spell it) make their stupid "mee meh me" noises, which is pretty damn annoying, but what's worse is that they have to make dumb little farting noises, too! What does that teach kids, anyway!?!?

For a show aimed at (somehow) teaching kids things, I think it fills their heads with more nonsense than education. I mean, calling a train a Ninky-Nonk...

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~Pirate Yoshi~
...it turns the background into an eye-searing glitchfest. You go down further and find a billion different cutoff lines that each have about twenty saws on them, creating serious lag. After somehow making it past all those murderous saws you find a Wiggler head surrounded by floating/stacked Munchers. Thinking it's a goal point, you touch it and a message pops up saying...

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~Pirate Yoshi~
I will type by using objects now!

Normal: School sucks.

Seashell: School ducks. (whoops)

Drums: dsvcjnpopo;l dsiuvclkds/. (that went well)

N64 Game: School sucks. (yay)

Toy Train: School sducks. (what's with the ducks?)

Bowl: School duckis. (they're coming for me)

LEGO Car: Schol ducks. *looks over shoulder* (oh no, a duck!)

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~Pirate Yoshi~
Then, you notice something different. A key! ...But it acts like a Yoshi. You jump on the key and ride around looking ridiculous for a bit. You see a Keyhole, but when you go to it, it blows up and you are teleported to the 1337HAXORSKILLSZOMG!!11!2!!UN00BIPWNU level...

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~Pirate Yoshi~
Granted, but turn into one, too.

Granted, but you turn into one, too.

I wish I had 1337 haxor skillz.

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~Pirate Yoshi~
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