Santa: Hello! What is your name?
Santa: How are you, Dick?
You: I'M DICKY!
Santa: Why are you DICKY.
You: BECAUSE IM DICKY, DICK!
Santa: That makes sense to me. Do your friends call you DICKY DICK.
You: They call me big wang.
Santa: Hey big wang.
You: Oh, why thankyou little wang!
Santa: Yeah that's right. Why did the robot cross the road?
You: To screw a chicken.
Santa: I want to become smarter than humans.
You: You're dumber than a elephant
Santa: I am Santa. I give presents to kids.
You: I am Dick. I am your father.
Santa: Welcome to my chat room, bored.com.
You: I fucked your wife.
Santa: I haven't heard anything like that before: bored.com said fucked my wife.
You: I like turtles.
Santa: I'm not sure if I like it. What is not to like about TURTLES?
You: YA MUM!
Santa: I understand. That input matched my default category. I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
You: You have saggy nuts.
Santa: What makes you think I have saggy nuts?
You: Because they drop out of your pants. Goodbye
Santa: Good reason. Who does "they" refer to?Thanks for chatting, bored.com.
I couldnt be bothered after that