H-hi everyone. Um, I'm Slurp Bandit, and I need to admit something.
I...I'm the one who stole the colors from your site's banner. See, I work for Foreman Bill-der as a painter, and well, I ran out of paint for the job I was working on. I was on the way to the store to buy some more, when I saw the beautiful colors in your banner. I was already behind schedule and running low on budget, so I looked at the magic straw in my hand and decided it'd be quicker and cheaper to just quickly grab your lovely colors.
After finishing my job, I saw the foreman had come back over here. That's when I saw and heard everyone talking about the missing colors, and well, I felt pretty bad about it. But I wasn't sure what to do, so I kept quiet. Now though, I couldn't keep it in any longer.
I know this event is about to come to a close, but let me apologize for my rash behavior. I'm sorry if I ruined anything for you all. And I'm sorry to Foreman Bill-der for causing him trouble.