Post funny/favorite jokes.
To start off:
A nun gets into a cab. She turns to the cab driver to tell him where she wants to go, but she finds out that he is staring at her. She asks, "What are you staring at?" No response. She repeats, "What are you staring at!?" The Driver responds, "Well, It's always been my dream to kiss a nun, but I wouldn't want you to get in trouble." She replied, " The only way I can kiss you is if you are a Catholic." He says, " I am Catholic." So they get out, and go into an alley. after they "do their thing", the driver says "Forgive me for I have sinned. I am not Catholic." Then the nun says "forgive me for I have sinned too. I am Kevin, and I'm going to a Halloween party."
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