The only way to survive taking both of those is for the both of them to not kill you. There is a 58% chance of the painkillers not killing you and a 75% chance of the salt not killing you. The chance of these things both happening at the same time is 58% * 75% = 43.5%. Since that's the chance of surviving, that leaves the chance of dying at 56.5%.
Might as well continue the trend of coming out of inactivity to post here. Going on 8 years, although I haven't really been active in, like, 6. Cool to see so many names I recognize still around.
Looking back I was a pretty big idiot on here. I guess I was a kid. (I'm almost 22 now so I would have been just in that "shitty teen" age during my time here.) I spent a lot of some real formative years on this site. I'm almost finished a computer engineering degree, and I consider this community at least partially responsible for my pursuit of that career path. I've never felt a joy quite like getting my own ASM to work properly, and I remember spending weeks poring over advanced tutorials on here, even though I couldn't quite get my head around them. I remember Counterfeit helping me install Linux for the first time and I still use the knowledge I gained from that experience every day. I don't quite have the time to put into stuff like this anymore, and my creative streak was never that strong. I never did make anything worth playing, but although I came to this site for the hacking, I stayed for the community.
I never made any *real* friends on here, as evidenced by the fact that I don't talk to anyone I met anymore, and if anyone reading this remembers me at all, it likely won't be any more than "oh, I think I recognize that name". But just know that, if you were a member of this site around the same time I was, you probably had a profound effect on my life. I'd like to apologize for being an idiot back when I was a weird kid, but also thank you for letting that weird kid find himself.