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Name:  Hat Kid
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Hi, PM me if you wanna talk, I am open to it

Collection of various quotes.

Originally posted by Dinnerbone
I’m scared. I need a hug.
Aww, here you go little guy. *hug* Don’t worry, it’s not as scary as it sounds.

"Sir! We need to shove more paper in Apollo!"

"The defense is cozy, Your Honor."

Originally posted by Vitiman
I say, those trees look fantastic!

Hm... fantastic... fantasy...


Super Mario Galaxy: It's fine... you can try again! Super Mario Sunshine: YOU LOSE!!! WAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!

For some reason I laughed HARD whenever I heard this, the weird honking noise is what got to me

Originally posted by Alcaro
All bark and no bite.

You're boring.

Originally posted by drkraid
raocow you need to sneeze and slow it down to like half an hour

Originally posted by fallenrosepetal
...when a pebble becomes a rock and a rock becomes a boulder.

Originally posted by Canderous Ordo
Remember this is the force we're talking about. I wouldn't be surprised if Malak fell out of the sky.

Originally posted by leictreon
Sometimes I like to think that Roberto is some kind of joke user created by the staff to show everyone how not to behave.

Originally posted by Sokobansolver
Originally posted by B00tyWarrior
I just came up with this. A VIP & Wall Mix-like hack, where Mario & Luigi are replaced with Drake & Josh. It will be like Super Mario Infinity, where you're forced to play as Mario and Luigi. And the plot is that Megan (who will be replacing bowser) Has kidnapped Drakes Girlfriend, Princess Peach, and she's the only one with the cure to Josh's dad, Walter's cumin allergy. Yeah... EDIT: Cool! I got the 777's reply!


Originally posted by Sephiko
If you must drink and thwomp, make sure to have a designated thwomp.

Originally posted by Eevee
Santa? Easter?

Go home Santa, you're drunk.

Originally posted by Robemon
At a grocery store I saw "Maya Brand Ketchup" And its tagline was "Tastes great on burgers!"

If only my dad understood why I was smiling so intently at the ketchup.

"It's hair."

No, this is a solidified chemical mixture that explodes on contact with water.

Of course it's hair.



I wnted to kick the other guys
Not the touhou guy
If only to not hurt the plushie

Originally posted by mario hacks
I,m the member of the mouth?!


[heavily paraphrased]
"Welcome to the party we're throwing for you, Sigurd! Meet my wife, who was your wife before she was kidnapped and brainwashed! Now we're going to drop huge flaming rocks on you."

Originally posted by Ladida
looks like some things need to be cleared up

* one who reads manga
* one who watches anime
* one who learns/knows japanese
* one who eats japanese food
* one who prefers japanese women
* one who enjoys all the above
* one who appreciates japanese culture and art
* one who associates aspects of their persona and projects with japanese culture and art (avatars, layouts, hacks, whatever)
* a koreaboo. koreaboos are several degrees worse than a weeaboo

* Jimmy52905

hope that helped

Originally posted by K3fka
Staff members actually have access to all sorts of secret things, such as free floating munchers and 50% of each donation, converted to cookies.

Mod edit: Dear lord, they're secret! Shut your piehole!
e2: hi

Originally posted by Kitaoji Satsuki
Originally posted by Wormer21
Yeah, it's rainbow indeed. I'm curious what's the cause of it.

It's probably because Roberto zampari do not enter in this site there are 4 days.

Originally posted by eclipse
If the RNG refuses to let you live, go ahead and make it feel bad about itself.

Originally posted by lolyoshi
08/29/15: Nearly two month of absence in the forum.

I think that's enough.

Originally posted by Raidenthequick
so who's getting Pokemon SNN and who's getting Pokemon Mirann?

Originally posted by Leomon
hoot hoot im jesus and im gay as shit

kiss my butt

Originally posted by Eminus
lol, one day Nintendo will see your post and build a shop that sells everything related to the Switch, and they'll name it the Switch Palace

Originally posted by Alcaro
Originally posted by MercuryPenny
Originally posted by Erik557
yeah fuk u mercurypenny upgrade your pc

get me a better pc you aidsmongrel

Oh my, what a potty mouth. Does your mom know you use such a distasteful language?

Originally posted by Hobz
Originally posted by WhiteYoshiEgg
Do you guys by chance have any idea for a Thwomp battle mechanic that's not boring, tedious or overused?
Thwomp pounds the ground, pauses for a second, then sprouts legs and starts chasing mario around.
I can't think of a single person that would see this coming.

e: I mean something like this, with the long, gangly legs.
You can have to run/slide under his legs and then he trips trying to turn around that quickly. Then him landing on the ground plays the normal thwomp pounding sound effect and it stuns mario if he's still on the ground. So you have to slide under his legs and then time your jump to be in the air as he hits the ground. Then you just jump on him

Originally posted by HuFlungDu
I like how all these other threads are questions, but this one has no question mark. You kill Yoshi to save your life. This isn't a question, it's more blackmail. "You kill Yoshi to save your life. Now, let's see what we can do to keep that information between us.".

Originally posted by Erik557
FBI is one of the best mario hackers of all time.
wow, I didn't know the FBI made hacks!

Originally posted by ThePat545
They should make a Smash Bros. attraction so I can punch little kids in the face while shouting "show me your moves"

Originally posted by leod
Originally posted by ThePat545
What is this


that you speak of

Fire Emblem Sexy Squad, an old FE fansite.

Originally posted by bikingjahuty

Originally posted by tripredacus


I like sports games. I'm the real black sheep of the collecting community. Don't fret about your import game fetish. ;)

Yes, this is way, WAY worse than collecting imports :p

Originally posted by HuFlungDu
Originally posted by Kagami Hiiragi
Guys, Norton Antivirus is best Antivirus.

I like to call Norton the Alpha Virus. It might remove the other viruses on your system, but only because it doesn't want the competition encroaching on it's territory.

Wait a second, you mean to tell me there's no action in a visual novel!? I'm both shocked and appalled. Do research before buying things. The rating for the game is so high because the story is good.

Originally posted by RPG Hacker
Fun fact: if you take the word "Salad" and swap the l with a t and the d with an n, you get "Satan".

That's because salad is literally the devil's food.

Originally posted by 1337doom
Originally posted by levelengine
Originally posted by Ragey
I guess the idea is kind of nice, but it doesn't work too well in this format because I can't play one hack each day, especially not a huge one like Second Reality Project.

Unless you're a virgin lord.

you're right, my untainted genitalia has caused me to play video games at 4x speed. it's a real inexplicable superpower but here we are

Originally posted by Mato
I'm gonna give birth.

Originally posted by Mato
Blow up america

Originally posted by Leomon

also new roberto hack confirmed lol

"Sho Nagasawa (PS2) Burglar Bobobo-Bo Bo-bobo Yononaka Namero Star Wars Digimon Mario"

Originally posted by bahamut920
Yeah, super berserker reggae monster (which is a phrase I never thought I'd type)

Originally posted by Adam in the "What mythical creature would you be" thread
a person who respects the opinions of other people

Originally posted by Mato
It's okay you can swear it's 4/20

Originally posted by BlackMageMario
what the literal fucking shit happened to this thread ya'll need the fucking flying spaghetti monster

Originally posted by Ten
We are all living in a simulation and God is a disgruntled developer who got picked on a lot in middle school.

Originally posted by RPG Hacker

That would be, like, the next stage of human evolution! While I'm sleeping, I constantly want to hear a voice in my head screaming "YOU'RE DOING GREAT! KEEP AT IT! NICE SLEEPING THERE, BUDDY! DON'T GIVE UP! IT'S ALMOST MORNING!". That would make sleeping so much more intense and satisfying.

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