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From the overzealous, but casually assholish cashier to the insane menu slang and ordering procedure, to the unsettling feeling that every Starbucks is trying to hide how white it feels to be inside one, how could Starbucks not be Macklemore?
Like Starbucks, everything about Macklemore is innately imperfect, yet he tries so hard to cover up his biggest frailties. His wokeness and creativity are well-intentioned, but they usually evoke the same “what the fuck is going on here?” reaction that seeing a Chicken Sausage & Bacon Biscuit on the Starbucks menu would. In fact, the experience becomes so over-the-top, that you always end up leaving with a Venti Chilled Blonde Roast, Double Caf Espresso when all you really wanted was a fucking simple cup of coffee.

Thanos spoke honestly. “I seek balance. By killing the half the universe, we can preserve peace. Will you join me?” he inquired.
The bald man burst into a fit of laughter. “Ah, that is your folly. You believe halving the universe will halt its growth. No, we have to wipe the slate clean. And if you intend to stand in my way,” Mr. Clean said, Magic Eraser in hand, “I’ll clean you like a stain on a kitchen counter.”

Soulja Boy is asking you to understand the fact that Zaytoven is either 1. His bestfriend and/or “homie” or 2. His Lover. Most people believe that it is the later one because he has apparently been having sex with him continually and for all of the time in the future.

I hope that one day the human species is cleansed from the biosphere; every entity that wields abstract thought perishes. It is only then, the Earth will continue to spin on its axis, unscathed by human interaction and its self-absorbed goals of technological advancement.


















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my last two brain cells when the queue stacks up