I'm a rare kind of Chain Chomp. Years ago, when I was just a little chomp, Bowser found me abandonned in a graveyard. So, he adopted me. I was his favorite pet. I ate Koopas that wasn't loyal to my Master, and fire flowers. Fire Flowers is rare to find in earth, becuase of Mario's question blocks. Damn it.
After Mario defeated Bowser*, I was alone. No one could be my Master. So I run. Far away from the Mushroom Kingdom. I passed 20 days only walking and eating Goombas and Koopas. So, I heard of a Koopa on a warehouse saying:
- Hey, Bowser RETURNED!
And the other Koopa said:
- I don't know. But he's alive and searching for his pet. I will enlist myself tomorrow.
So I appeared. They don't knew that I was Bowser's pet, but I was with 'em. They carried me into the troops test.
I found Bowser there. He was so happy! And I was too.
But then, Mario have defeated him again, and again, and again, and again*. I choose one way: stay far from Bowser and be a Item Seller!
Yeah, I have very cool stuff, like a copy of Zelda's hat, Mario' Water Machine (don't even ask where did I found that), a Red Coin, 8 Blue Coins, Peach's Red Dress (yes, she has one, Bowser dressed her with this, but she don't liked), Toadsworth's Hippie Glass and more.
I'm carnivorous! But I don't like human's taste. It haves much blood. I don't like blood. Koopas have less blood than humans.
First *: Super Mario Bros. Game
Second *: Super Mario Bros 3, Super Mario World and Super Mario 64.
I didn't got the Friends 'cuz I want to do an reset here. Soon I will put here the friends.