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Name:  MercuryPenny
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Last post:  , in Morton's Empire gradual release thread [nothing.] (Winter 2018)
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Spam (stylized SPAM) is a brand of canned precooked meat made by Hormel Foods Corporation. It was first introduced in 1937 and gained popularity worldwide after its use during World War II. By 2003, Spam was sold in 41 countries on six continents and trademarked in over 100 countries (except in Middle East and North Africa). In 2007, the seven billionth can of Spam was sold.

According to its label, Spam's basic ingredients are pork shoulder meat, with ham meat added, salt, water, modified potato starch as a binder, sugar, and sodium nitrite as a preservative. Natural gelatin forms during cooking in its tins on the production line. Many have raised concerns over Spam's nutritional attributes, in large part due to its high content of fat, sodium, and preservatives.

By the early 1970s the name "Spam" became a genericized trademark, used to describe any canned meat product containing pork, such as pork luncheon meat. With expansion in communications technology, it became the subject of urban legends about mystery meat and other appearances in pop culture. Most notable was a Monty Python sketch portraying Spam as tasting horrible, ubiquitous and inescapable, characteristics which led to its name being borrowed for unsolicited electronic messages, especially spam email.


#smwcp 9/26/2016:
<Magi> mercurypenny how many layers of irony are you on
<MercuryPenny> several thousand
<Magi> nice
<MercuryPenny> they keep piling up and im afraid once i topple them over ill have to clean up the mess

#9,000 10/29/2016:
<Zekrom> merc how do you feel about Hitler's mustache
<MercuryPenny> looks good for brushing your teeth
<MercuryPenny> not a good fashion choice tho


current list of memepastas

current list of bad enough dudes:

current list of i don't like you either:
-deputy bs
-2013-2014 mercurypenny
-this whole gay site


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Do you want the sugarcoated version or the "sounds like something straight out of a horrifying fan fiction" version

we get it you fap

welcome to puberty

I actually sing Chip Da Ripper's rap word for word occassionally but if that's your kink I won't oppose it

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music stuff

either you're surfing old threads or morton's memepire 2 happened. either way u suck

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