Call me a jack-of-all-trades... I've done a lot of things. I mod nerf blasters and starbound, hack mario world, draw crappy art, draw less crappy art, pixel art, and I know how a computer works more or less.
I've folded paper planes (damn good ones too) and origami....
I also consider myself funny. Sort of. You be the judge of that.
Now for the all important quotes and all.
Favorite Typos:
"AssMusicK" (AddMusicK)
"FGuck"
"ML" (Munar Lagic?)
"run and hump!" (run and jump!)
Quotes from the IRC:
<Tato> also alcaro btw you should actually check if yoshib is bot or human
<YoshiB> I am human.
<GlitchMr> It's both.
<YoshiB> I will prove it.
<Nick139> Are you sure?
<Tato> i dont believe
<YoshiB>Well, fuck you, Tato.
<GlitchMr>Human failed Turing test, and you won't believe how this happened.
<Alcaro>^that's evidence enough.
<Erik557> !7 stop spamming
<SevenBot> Command stop not recognized. If you believe this is a bug, try !7 bug <bug report>
<LDA> waifu
<YoshiB> the
<YoshiB> big
<LDA> ass
<YoshiB> fuck
<LDA> what
<YoshiB> ing
<LDA> dick
<LDA> somethings wrong here
<YoshiB> YOU THINK?!
<LDA> too lazy to think
<YoshiB>A dynamic "Kaisaan" sprite that just spawns whatever the hell it wants.
<Kaisaan>Yes
<Kaisaan>SOMEBODY MAKE THAT NOW AND THEY GET OWNER FOR THIS CHANNEL
[00:42:08] <LDA> okay I need to stop smoking mushrooms
[00:42:20] * YoshiB smokes flowers
[00:42:31] <LDA> good enough
<SevenBot> I extensively trained in from Bot Spam hell for 4 years
<YoshiB> My name is John.
<SevenBot> JOHN CENA
<Fetish> Also, i love how the creator of the poster drew an arrow as if she's even remotely hard to see
<Tato> hahahaha
<Tato> wait its not a guy?
<YoshiB> It's a transgender
<Fetish> O i dunno XD
<SevenBot> Reality has been deployed. memes are common in Lda's pants ;)
<FL4SHK> Nothing is as bad as zsnes
<YoshiB> What about Trump?
<LucasRCD> "And when I cock it back it goes farther back than usual. Also I push as hard as I can and it won't go back in."
<LucasRCD> It won't get back in, eh?
<LucasRCD> Is your dick scared?
<LucasRCD> ...I can't believe I just said that
<danwaleby> Anyone else ever have to poop so bad that it gives you a boner
<YoshiB> <=3
<LucasRCD> NO
<LucasRCD> THAT'S NOT HOW A DICK LOOKS LIKE
<LucasRCD> DICKS ARE NOT THAT POINTY
<LucasRCD> THOSE DICKS CAN POP BALLOOONS LIKE THAT
<YoshiB> BLM and TLMB and LDA and BW2 and BW1 and GB and GBA and DS
<YoshiB> What is it with all these damn acronyms?
<YoshiB> it's a PIA IMO
<YoshiB> NAKED WOMEN ARE IN AN AD!
<YoshiB> NAKED WOMEN ARE IN AN AD!!!
<YoshiB> AAAHHHH
<tomsterley> CLOSE IT DOWN
*** LDA quit (Connection reset by peer)
<YoshiB> it scared LDA away
<K3fka> yeah who tf is k3fka
*** lda_phone quit (Quit: tfw it's 7 am and ur up playing cave story on ur phone) [email protected]
<TBASMGuy> idk why we're talking about kirby
<yoshib> both can be different colors
<TBASMGuy> fucking racist
<yoshib> both can spit stuff out
<yoshib> both are legally owned by Nintendo
<TBASMGuy> both have the letter i
<TBASMGuy> and the letter y
<TBASMGuy> both have the same amount of letters
<yoshib> yoshi
<TBASMGuy> both can't normally speak
<yoshib> kirby
<yoshib> hmm never saw that before
<TBASMGuy> both appeared in smash bros
<TBASMGuy> both appeared in a nintendo game
<TBASMGuy> both have a name
<TBASMGuy> both have been seen in a cartoon
<yoshib> both have been on 16-bit and 32-bit consoles
<yoshib> both have fanart (according to google)
<TBASMGuy> both have their own games
<TBASMGuy> both have yarn/wool variants
<yoshib> can we talk about something else now
<TBASMGuy> no
<yoshib> :(
<TBASMGuy> we must point out all the similarities of kurb and yosh
<TBASMGuy> before we move on
<yoshib> both have 4-letter nicknames
<yoshib> both have vowels as the second and last letters
<TBASMGuy> both appeared in a gba game
<TBASMGuy> ok we can stop
<yoshib> good
<TBASMGuy> now we will talk about how mario is practically the same as sonic
<yoshib> NOOOOOOO
<Qwoll> what kind of music do you like to make question mark
<Qwoll> Dang it Siri
<SevenBot> how's is a gender.
<SevenBot> my is a gender.
<SevenBot> patch is a gender.
<YoshiB> how's my patch
<YoshiB> uh
<YoshiB> ...
<LDA> patch my gender
<LDA> ignore that luigi is orange
<YoshiB> I did
<YoshiB> tbh I just sort of accepted it at this point
<CleverBot>: Memes cannot be trusted, you know that.
<LDA>: lots of loli
8 <Alcaro>: option 1: irc is sponsored by satan
10:18 <YoshiB>: ...
10:18 <Alcaro>: option 2: leftover feature nobody uses anymore
10:19 <Alcaro>: option 3: easter egg
10:19 <smwc123>: #smwc123
10:19 <YoshiB>: kieran menor hosts the server
10:19 <Alcaro>: close enough to satan'
5 <YoshiB>: !cb this statement is false
09:55 <CleverBot>: Then the statement is true.
09:55 *** SevenBot quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [email protected]
09:55 <YoshiB>: FUCKING WHEATLY FROM PORTAL 2
<Qwoll>: ...are at it again :3
<LDA>: let's lick each other's faces
<Qwoll>: Considering we have a yoshi here you may want to reconsider
<Qwoll>: Yoshi would lay a loli egg
13:20 *** Qwoll quit (Quit: ) [email protected]
13:20 <LDA>: qwoll died
13:23 <YoshiB>: superFX came to his house and killed him with SEX and BRK
13:23 <LDA>: !7 sfxas brk
13:23 <SevenBot>: sfxas:1: error: Unknown command. [brk]
13:24 <YoshiB>: superFX came to his house and killed him with bad asm
<Alcaro>: note to self: medic is the local gay porn expert
11:09 <LucasRCD>: So
11:09 <LucasRCD>: Have you ever wanted to have a giant flying spaghetti abomination as a god?
11:09 <LucasRCD>: Well
11:09 <LucasRCD>: There's actually a religion that's devoted to just that
apparently it's a real thing.
#GBAtemp on... GBAtemp.
<Surkow|laptop>: but I guess if it is your life...
09:58 <Surkow|laptop>: some people identify as transgender ,other identify as attack helicopter
09:58 <Surkow|laptop>: and then you've got people in furry suits
09:58 <Breith>: attack helicopter?..
09:58 <YoshiB>: yes
09:58 <YoshiB>: not going to go into that
09:58 <YoshiB>: but yeah
09:58 <Breith>: it's people doing the helicopter with they dick in public?
09:59 <YoshiB>: WHAT THE FUCK
09:59 <Tempy>: Linkinworm is a fuck.
09:59 <YoshiB>: SAVING FOREVER
09:59 <FAST6191>: No, it is the equivalent of the flying spaghetti monster but for the 90 billion tumblr genders
<Breith> my coffee is awfull
<YoshiB> use an exploit to run unsigned code
<YoshiB> homebrew your home brew
#3DShacks on Rizon:
<YoshiB> 5 kilobytes is a lot.
[2 minutes later]
<YoshiB> I have a terrible sense of size sometimes.
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NerfHaven quotes:
<silentsnipe> It's not like that. I put lube on it and its the same. Its just stuck. And when I cock it back it goes farther back then usual. Also I push as hard as I can and it wont go back in. I've tried the methods and they wont work. Also pics are up
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