Call me a jack-of-all-trades... I've done a lot of things. I mod nerf blasters and starbound, hack mario world, draw crappy art, draw less crappy art, pixel art, and I know how a computer works more or less.
I've folded paper planes (damn good ones too) and origami....
I also consider myself funny. Sort of. You be the judge of that.
Now for the all important quotes and all.
"ML" (Munar Lagic?)
"run and hump!" (run and jump!)
Quotes from the IRC:
<Tato> also alcaro btw you should actually check if yoshib is bot or human
<YoshiB> I am human.
<GlitchMr> It's both.
<YoshiB> I will prove it.
<Nick139> Are you sure?
<Tato> i dont believe
<YoshiB>Well, fuck you, Tato.
<GlitchMr>Human failed Turing test, and you won't believe how this happened.
<Alcaro>^that's evidence enough.
<Erik557> !7 stop spamming
<SevenBot> Command stop not recognized. If you believe this is a bug, try !7 bug <bug report>
<LDA> somethings wrong here
<YoshiB> YOU THINK?!
<LDA> too lazy to think
<YoshiB>A dynamic "Kaisaan" sprite that just spawns whatever the hell it wants.
<Kaisaan>SOMEBODY MAKE THAT NOW AND THEY GET OWNER FOR THIS CHANNEL
[00:42:08] <LDA> okay I need to stop smoking mushrooms
[00:42:20] * YoshiB smokes flowers
[00:42:31] <LDA> good enough
<SevenBot> I extensively trained in from Bot Spam hell for 4 years
<YoshiB> My name is John.
<SevenBot> JOHN CENA
<Fetish> Also, i love how the creator of the poster drew an arrow as if she's even remotely hard to see
<Tato> wait its not a guy?
<YoshiB> It's a transgender
<Fetish> O i dunno XD
<SevenBot> Reality has been deployed. memes are common in Lda's pants ;)
<FL4SHK> Nothing is as bad as zsnes
<YoshiB> What about Trump?
<LucasRCD> "And when I cock it back it goes farther back than usual. Also I push as hard as I can and it won't go back in."
<LucasRCD> It won't get back in, eh?
<LucasRCD> Is your dick scared?
<LucasRCD> ...I can't believe I just said that
<danwaleby> Anyone else ever have to poop so bad that it gives you a boner
<LucasRCD> THAT'S NOT HOW A DICK LOOKS LIKE
<LucasRCD> DICKS ARE NOT THAT POINTY
<LucasRCD> THOSE DICKS CAN POP BALLOOONS LIKE THAT
<YoshiB> BLM and TLMB and LDA and BW2 and BW1 and GB and GBA and DS
<YoshiB> What is it with all these damn acronyms?
<YoshiB> it's a PIA IMO
<YoshiB> NAKED WOMEN ARE IN AN AD!
<YoshiB> NAKED WOMEN ARE IN AN AD!!!
<tomsterley> CLOSE IT DOWN
*** LDA quit (Connection reset by peer)
<YoshiB> it scared LDA away
<K3fka> yeah who tf is k3fka
*** lda_phone quit (Quit: tfw it's 7 am and ur up playing cave story on ur phone) [email protected]
<TBASMGuy> idk why we're talking about kirby
<yoshib> both can be different colors
<TBASMGuy> fucking racist
<yoshib> both can spit stuff out
<yoshib> both are legally owned by Nintendo
<TBASMGuy> both have the letter i
<TBASMGuy> and the letter y
<TBASMGuy> both have the same amount of letters
<TBASMGuy> both can't normally speak
<yoshib> hmm never saw that before
<TBASMGuy> both appeared in smash bros
<TBASMGuy> both appeared in a nintendo game
<TBASMGuy> both have a name
<TBASMGuy> both have been seen in a cartoon
<yoshib> both have been on 16-bit and 32-bit consoles
<yoshib> both have fanart (according to google)
<TBASMGuy> both have their own games
<TBASMGuy> both have yarn/wool variants
<yoshib> can we talk about something else now
<TBASMGuy> we must point out all the similarities of kurb and yosh
<TBASMGuy> before we move on
<yoshib> both have 4-letter nicknames
<yoshib> both have vowels as the second and last letters
<TBASMGuy> both appeared in a gba game
<TBASMGuy> ok we can stop
<TBASMGuy> now we will talk about how mario is practically the same as sonic
<Qwoll> what kind of music do you like to make question mark
<Qwoll> Dang it Siri
<SevenBot> how's is a gender.
<SevenBot> my is a gender.
<SevenBot> patch is a gender.
<YoshiB> how's my patch
<LDA> patch my gender
<LDA> ignore that luigi is orange
<YoshiB> I did
<YoshiB> tbh I just sort of accepted it at this point
<CleverBot>: Memes cannot be trusted, you know that.
<LDA>: lots of loli
8 <Alcaro>: option 1: irc is sponsored by satan
10:18 <YoshiB>: ...
10:18 <Alcaro>: option 2: leftover feature nobody uses anymore
10:19 <Alcaro>: option 3: easter egg
10:19 <smwc123>: #smwc123
10:19 <YoshiB>: kieran menor hosts the server
10:19 <Alcaro>: close enough to satan'
5 <YoshiB>: !cb this statement is false
09:55 <CleverBot>: Then the statement is true.
09:55 *** SevenBot quit (Ping timeout: 240 seconds) [email protected]
09:55 <YoshiB>: FUCKING WHEATLY FROM PORTAL 2
<Qwoll>: ...are at it again :3
<LDA>: let's lick each other's faces
<Qwoll>: Considering we have a yoshi here you may want to reconsider
<Qwoll>: Yoshi would lay a loli egg
13:20 *** Qwoll quit (Quit: ) [email protected]
13:20 <LDA>: qwoll died
13:23 <YoshiB>: superFX came to his house and killed him with SEX and BRK
13:23 <LDA>: !7 sfxas brk
13:23 <SevenBot>: sfxas:1: error: Unknown command. [brk]
13:24 <YoshiB>: superFX came to his house and killed him with bad asm
<Alcaro>: note to self: medic is the local gay porn expert
11:09 <LucasRCD>: So
11:09 <LucasRCD>: Have you ever wanted to have a giant flying spaghetti abomination as a god?
11:09 <LucasRCD>: Well
11:09 <LucasRCD>: There's actually a religion that's devoted to just that
apparently it's a real thing.
#GBAtemp on... GBAtemp.
<Surkow|laptop>: but I guess if it is your life...
09:58 <Surkow|laptop>: some people identify as transgender ,other identify as attack helicopter
09:58 <Surkow|laptop>: and then you've got people in furry suits
09:58 <Breith>: attack helicopter?..
09:58 <YoshiB>: yes
09:58 <YoshiB>: not going to go into that
09:58 <YoshiB>: but yeah
09:58 <Breith>: it's people doing the helicopter with they dick in public?
09:59 <YoshiB>: WHAT THE FUCK
09:59 <Tempy>: Linkinworm is a fuck.
09:59 <YoshiB>: SAVING FOREVER
09:59 <FAST6191>: No, it is the equivalent of the flying spaghetti monster but for the 90 billion tumblr genders
<Breith> my coffee is awfull
<YoshiB> use an exploit to run unsigned code
<YoshiB> homebrew your home brew
#3DShacks on Rizon:
<YoshiB> 5 kilobytes is a lot.
[2 minutes later]
<YoshiB> I have a terrible sense of size sometimes.
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<silentsnipe> It's not like that. I put lube on it and its the same. Its just stuck. And when I cock it back it goes farther back then usual. Also I push as hard as I can and it wont go back in. I've tried the methods and they wont work. Also pics are up