I’m a software developer whose personal motto is to be vicariously lazy: I believe I can make everyone’s lives easier through programming. I’m a connoisseur of modern media. I love well-made movies, music, and games of all genres. I’m a modernist and a futurist. I’m jaded. I’m funny when I hit my stride. I’m a bit socially inept. And I’m a little weird. Just deal with it.