From: United States
Super Mario Bros. fan
Super Monkey Ball fan
My Names:
Normal: GameGuy10
Halloween: GhostGuy10
Christmas: XmasGuy10
My Avatars:
Current Avatar:
My ExGFX:
-SMAS SMB1 Full for Lunar Magic 1.71:
http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=showexgfx&id=2506
-Various Super Mario Bros. GFX:
http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=showexgfx&id=2119
-Assorted SMAS GFX:
http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=showexgfx&id=2293
-Bowser Jr. GFX to Replace Mouser:
http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=showexgfx&id=2586
-Redrawn SMB1 Bowser:
http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=showexgfx&id=1950
-SMB2 Sprites and Enemies:
http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=showexgfx&id=1835
My Hacks:
-Retro Mario World - SMB Remake:
http://www.smwcentral.net/?p=showhack&id=4679
My Jokes:
Q: What do you get when you cross a centipede with a parrot?
A: A walkie-talkie!
J: I went to the dentist to get a tooth filled.
He told me it would cost $90.
I said to him: But that's only 1 minute's work!
The dentist said: I can make it last longer if you like.
NNJ: Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you gonna let me in? It's cold out!
Q: My friend the Tuna swam to Hollywood. Why?
A: He wanted to be a starfish!
J: My friend can't play cards on his new boat.
There's always someone sitting on the deck!
J: A mushroom walks into a birthday party.
The birthday boy says: Hey! You can't come in here!
The mushroom replies: Why not? I'm a fungi!
J: I asked my friend: Why is your nose red and puffy?
She says: I stopped to smell a brose.
Smell a brose? There's no "b" in rose.
She says: There was in that one.
J: Karate class was cancelled today.
My teacher was sick.
He had Kung-Flu.
Q: Want to hear a construction joke?
A: Sorry! I'm still working on it.
Q: What do you call a cow in an tornado?
A: A milkshake!
Q: What is green and pecks on trees?
A: A woody-wood pickle!
J: I heard that the Invisible Man married the Invisible Woman.
I bet their children won't be very much to look at.
J: When I was a lifeguard, 2 elephants wanted to go swimming.
I said: Sorry. Only 1 of you can go.
They asked: Why?
I said: You have 2 pairs of trunks between you.
J: My friend the sheep is a very talented dancer.
She's a baaaa-lerina!
Q: I had to go to dinner and dancing with a prune. Why?
A: Because I couldn't find a date.
J: I've been working on a magic trick.
I threw a pumpkin in the air and it comes down squash!
Q: Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
A: Because it was feeling crumby!
J: I asked my friend Woody if his watch told time.
He said: No. You have to look at it.
J: You know about the kitten that ate a whole ball of wool?
She had mittens!
Q: Why did the lettuce get so embarrsed?
A: When it opened the fridge, it saw the salad dressing. (As in putting on clothes)
NNJ: Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
Little Old Lady!
Little Old Lady who?
Hey! I didn't know you could yodel!
NNJ: Knock! Knock!
Who's there?
I am!
I am who?
What? You don't know who you are?
Q: What does a turtle use to call his friends?
A: His shellular phone!
Q: What do you call a lion at the North Pole?
A: Lost!
Q: Why did the elephant cross the road?
A: It was the chicken's day off!
Q: What do dogs like on their pizza?
A: Pupperoni!
Q: Who builds with sticks and sings songs?
A: Justin Beaver!