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Introduction
Proceed with utmost care, if you don't wish to be shallowed whole by this place.
You have been warned!
Bio
Hi there,
Im a german hacker and I've so far realeased a somewhat succesful Kaizo hack calles "Worse Than Kaizo"
I joined this site somewhen in 2009 but I only became an active somewhere around June 2012.
If you want to contact me, just send me a PM either here or on Youtube. I check them almost daily. However, please don't send me requests about ASM or Layout related stuff. That's what the forums are for. These forums to be prcise:
General SMW Hacking Help
ASM & Related Topics
Layout Request/Help/Base Code thread
Awesome recreation of me by Volke:
私の友達 (My friends)
SMWC's Touhou
| PC-98 GAMES | |
Highly Responsive to Prayers [HRtP] |      |
| Story of Eastern Wonderland [SoEW] |    |
| Phantasmagoria of Dim. Dream [PoDD] |        |
| Lotus Land Story [LLS] |       |
| Mystic Square [MS] |        |
| WINDOWS GAMES | |
| Embodiment of Scarlet Devil [EoSD] |          |
| Perfect Cherry Blossom [PCB] |            |
| Imperishable Night [IN] |           |
| Phantasmagoria of Flower View [PoFV] |      |
| Mountain of Faith [MoF] |         |
| Subterranean Animism [SA] |         |
| Undefined Fantastic Object [UFO] |        |
| Ten Desires [TD] |        |
| Double Dealing Character [DDC] |         |
| Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom [LoLK] |          |
| OTHERS | |
| Curiosities of Lotus Asia [CoLA] |   |
| Ghostly Field Club [GFC] |   |
| Eastern and Little Nature Deity [EaLND] |    |
| Perfect Memento in Strict Sense [PMiSS] |  |
| Silent Sinner in Blue [SSIB] |    |
| Immaterial and Missing Power [IaMP] |  |
| Scarlet Weather Rhapsody [SWR] |   |
| Double Spoiler [DS] |  |
| Wild and Horned Hermit [WaHH] |  |
| Hopeless Masquerade [HM] |  |
| Forbidden Scrollery [FS] |  |
| Urban Legend in Limbo [ULiL] |  |
My Milestones:
- 11.02.09 - Joined SMWCentral
- 11.10.10 - First post in the forums (yep, took me only one year to figure out)
- 05.24.12 - Secong post in the forums (I'm serious)
- 08.14.12 - 100th post
- 07.24.13 - Fresh Orange Slices Badge
- 07.28.13 - Joined IRC (thanks Vitor
) - 08.08.13 - C3 2013: Vision of the Future 1st
- 09.20.13 - 1000th post
- 09.25.13 - First release of EasyP
- 12.26.13 - MOST 2013: 5 wins. (see here)
- 01.02.14 - Scored my first point for a hack review
- 04.01.14 - Member of the Month (interview here)
- 06.05.14 - 100th review-score point~
- 06.15.14 - Joined Staff :3
- 06.25.14 - 2000th post (I used that post to talk about porn :3)
- 07.17.14 - Badge for 3rd to find Magician's 8 lost bits
- 07.24.14 - 6 (7 actually) C3 summer wins. (see here)
- 07.24.14 - Third in 7# 24h contest
- 11.01.14 - Staff of the Month (interview here)
- 11.01.14 - MOSTS 2014: Best tool programmer 3rd.
- 02.20.15 - 3000th post
IRC Quotes:
#hyperpower:
[19:20:19] <~Nanami> h
[19:20:26] <&Mio> entai
[19:20:31] <~Nanami> ouji
[19:20:35] <+JackTheSpades> you called?
[19:20:43] <~Nanami> oh okay
[11:17:30] <~Hinalyte> Luim's there too
[11:17:31] <@Jack> inb4 Lui
[11:17:46] <~Hinalyte> but he rarely joins (or 2busy2join)
[11:18:12] * Lui37 ([email protected]) has joined #hyperpower
[11:18:12] * ChanServ sets mode #hyperpower +o Lui37
[11:18:16] <~Hinalyte> ...
[11:18:26] <%Mayonnai[C]> wow bad timing
[11:18:34] <~Hinalyte> best prediction of the week
[22:16:02] <Jack> wait
[22:16:07] <Jack> <Mirann> Everybody has a crappy time whenever you're around.
[22:16:10] <Jack> so you didn't mean me?
[22:16:25] <Harumi> no lol
[22:16:29] <Jack>
[22:16:32] <Harumi> She was just generating insults for .nm insult
[22:16:33] <Mirann> a
[22:16:35] <Harumi> .nm insult Jack
[22:16:36] <Natsumi> Jack, everybody has a crappy time whenever you're around.
[22:16:41] <Harumi> ..
[22:16:42] <Harumi> THE IRONY
[22:16:44] <Jack> D:
[22:16:45] <Harumi> THE FUCKING IRONY
#ScarletFluffy:
[16:58:44] * Index_nap is now known as Undex
[16:58:50] * Undex is now known as Indez
[16:58:56] * Indez is now known as Index
[16:59:00] <Index> AAAAAAA
[16:59:12] <Index> fuck typo
[17:06:41] * Index is now known as Insex
[19:04:20] <VitorVilela> she is a boy
before you read this, you should know the backstory. Flandre (aka Wakana) and Mirann tried to make a sidway version of "=w=", which I kinda hated...
so I coded JackBot to interrupt Wakana/Flandre whenever he started it. Guess the universe didn't like it either xD
[20:44:50] <Flandre> roflk
[20:44:59] <Flandre> ||
[20:45:00] <Flandre> 3
[20:45:01] <Jack> fds
[20:45:11] <Flandre> rrrrr
[20:45:13] * JackBot ([email protected]) has joined #ScarletFluffy
[20:45:18] <Flandre> ||
[20:45:18] <JackBot> No you don't :3
[20:45:27] <Flandre> ||
[20:45:27] <JackBot> No you don't :3
[20:45:29] <Flandre> | |
[20:45:32] <Jack> hgfhfg
[20:45:32] <Flandre> 3
[20:45:36] <Flandre> :<
[20:45:42] <Flandre> not fair
[20:45:45] * Boki ([email protected]) has joined #ScarletFluffy
[20:45:46] <Flandre> bane
[20:45:50] <Jack> sorry, I'm laughing so hard right now xD
[20:46:13] <Flandre> | |
[20:46:14] * Boki is now known as Lymia
[20:46:15] <Flandre> 3
[20:46:19] <Flandre> AAAAAAAAAAA
[20:46:25] <Jack> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[20:46:26] <Flandre> fml ;~;
[20:46:27] <Mirann[M]> ||
[20:46:28] * CreeperJr ([email protected]) has joined #ScarletFluffy
[20:46:30] <Mirann[M]> 3
[20:46:33] <Jack> uiju
[20:46:33] <Mirann[M]> ||
[20:46:36] <Mirann[M]> ddd
[20:46:37] <Flandre> not fun :<
[20:46:48] <Jack> the universe doesn't want you to do this
[20:46:51] <Mirann[M]> ||
[20:46:53] <Flandre> brb gonna sit in a corner
[20:46:54] <Mirann[M]> 3
[20:46:57] <Mirann[M]> xglyd
[20:47:00] <Mirann[M]> ||
[20:47:02] <Jack> no
(they eventually succedded)
[23:16:42] <&Hentai> <VitorVilela> String.Join("", Enumerable.Repeat<string>("I", rand.Next(1, 50 + 1)))
[23:16:47] <&Hentai> why not just
[23:17:11] <&Hentai> new String('I', rand.Next(1,50+1))
[23:19:23] <~VitorVilela> ffff
(I know, it's not funny. I'm just keeping it as a memento of victory
)[22:07:16] <&Jack> could you please not talk about menstruation? I gives males the creep
[22:07:18] <@Sako> it definitely did
#dev:
[19:42:17] <MandL27> Alright, I'll try it.
[19:42:26] <Alcaro> try it on me
[19:42:32] <MandL27> !ar sudo modkill Alcaro
[19:42:33] * AlcaRobot has kicked MandL27 from #dev (||| MandL27 has been killed by the moderator. |||)
[19:42:37] <Chdata> lol
[19:42:37] <Alcaro> haha
[19:42:40] * MandL27 ([email protected]) has joined #dev
[19:42:46] <MandL27> Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery funny.
[18:00:30] <snuggles0
MY CODE WON'T WORK!!![18:01:25] <Alcaro> scream at it some more
[18:01:30] <Alcaro> then print it out and set it on fire
[18:01:36] <Alcaro> that should make it cooperate.
Others:
[02:23:01] <Ersanio[M][Sleep]> " I woke up and looked at the cock. "1:36 am" it read. "Ugg." I sighed. I was just drifting back into sleep when I heard it again!" Someone needs to check his spelling
[02:26:46] <PatPatPat> " I woke up and looked at the cock. "
[02:28:28] <Ersanio[M][Sleep]> It's what I do every morning!
[02:28:45] <Lui37> lol
[23:29:20] <p4plus2> btw Lui37 did you test s vs S?
[23:29:46] <Lui37> just now
[23:29:48] <Lui37> gives an error
[23:30:19] <p4plus2> awesome thanks
[23:30:29] <Lui37> np
[22:23:17] <SNN> your opinion is wrong
[22:12:38] <Alcaro> <MarioBros980> I using Google Translator. Hope you enjoy.
[22:12:40] <Alcaro> not enjoy.
[02:23:36] <p4plus2> that is amazing @ jack
[02:23:47] <Jack> ?
[02:23:55] <p4plus2> the psot
[02:23:58] <p4plus2> psot
[02:24:00] <p4plus2> ..
[02:24:01] <Jack> ..
[02:24:08] <Jack> take a deep breath
[02:24:10] <Jack> and try again
[02:24:14] <p4plus2> post
[02:24:17] <p4plus2> woo
[15:34:19] <Alcaro> !ar trout jack
[15:34:19] * AlcaRobot whacks Alcaro around a bit with a large catfish
[15:34:24] <Jack> lol
[15:34:25] <Alcaro> ...d
[15:34:29] <Alcaro> stupid bot
[15:37:19] <Jack> also, curiousity
[15:37:24] <Jack> !ar trout Alcaro
[15:37:26] * AlcaRobot whacks Alcaro around a bit with a large blowfish
[15:37:28] <Jack> :>
[15:37:29] <Alcaro> rrr
[15:37:40] <Jack> BOW BEFOR YOUR NEW MASTER
[15:37:49] <Alcaro> !ar trout jack
[15:37:50] * AlcaRobot whacks Alcaro around a bit with a large clownfish
[15:37:54] <Alcaro> rrrrrrrr
[15:37:58] <Alcaro> he's gone evil
[15:38:00] <Jack> !ar trout Alcaro
[15:38:02] * AlcaRobot whacks Alcaro around a bit with a large cod
[19:41:46] <Jack> RTL
[19:41:46] <Jack> Klein:
[19:41:46] <Jack> RTL
[19:41:46] <Jack> Return:
[19:41:46] <Jack> RTL
[19:41:57] <AFKui37> olo
[19:41:58] <Jack> the holy trinity
[19:42:11] <Alcaro> !ar as RTL RTL RTL
[19:42:12] <AlcaRobot> 6B 6B 6B
[19:42:15] <Alcaro> !ar unhex 6B 6B 6B
[19:42:15] <AlcaRobot> kkk
[19:42:20] <Alcaro> racist confirmed
[00:01:09] <K3fka> why was he banned
[00:02:01] <Jack> the "why was x banned" hotline is currently overwhelmed, please try again later
[00:03:04] * K3fka redials
[00:04:14] <Jack> you have reached the SMWC-IRC help service. For information on bans, press 1. For information on channels, press 2. For information on modes, press 3.
[00:04:37] <Lui37> to go back, press 10
[00:05:33] <Jack> *annoying waiting music plays*
[00:05:44] <K3fka> 1
[00:06:24] <Jack> For information on why was x banned, press 1. For requesting a ban on x, press 2. To return, press 3.
[00:07:05] <K3fka> 1
[00:08:12] <Jack> For information on why was Kaeru banned, press 1. For information on why was Tokiko banned, press 2. For information on why was Ersa_io banned, press 3, For............... For information on why wasRGuy98 banned, press 27340. To return press fuck you.
[00:08:58] <K3fka> censored
[00:09:49] <Jack> No information found on censored. Have a nice day.
[00:10:02] <Jack> ...dut...dut...dut
[00:10:09] * K3fka presses fuck you
[00:11:05] <Jack> Your message has been redirected to an administrator for further processing. Please stand by.
[00:11:16] <Jack> *more annoying waiting music*
[02:03:35] <Lightvayne> 6
[02:03:40] <Lightvayne> er
[02:03:47] <Lui37> maybe have like a setting for disabling it in the profile
[02:03:47] <Lightvayne> ^
[02:03:47] <Lightvayne> \
[02:03:48] <Lui37> idk
[02:03:50] <Lui37> but yeah
[02:03:59] <Jack> Lightvayne, you OK?
[02:04:11] <Lui37> damn
[02:04:14] <Lui37> another full house lmao
[02:04:23] <Jack> wow
[02:04:31] <Lui37> two rather
[02:04:33] <Lui37> it's rigged
[02:04:41] <Lightvayne> i. Swaerd to drunk I'm not god
[02:04:59] <Lightvayne> Yes, I am fine
[18:24:57] <Jack> Alcaro
[18:25:09] <Jack> Location: The outer darkness of permabanishment
[18:25:18] <Jack> is this what Sweden is like?
[18:25:25] <Jack> remind me to never visit
[18:27:26] <Alcaro> beep? oh right, that's left over from my visit to denmark.
[18:27:39] <Alcaro> fixed
[18:40:35] <Jack> "Riding a Swedish viking bear" gives no further information on where you're doing it, so I'll have to assume you're still in the same place, and the fact that it's a swedish bear further hardens by believe that: The outer darkness of permabanishment = Sweden
[18:44:21] <Alcaro> I'm riding a Swedish viking bear to conquer the foolish danes.
[18:45:30] <Jack> you've lost your touch if you need a Swedish viking bear for that.
[18:46:09] <Alcaro> it's more fun this way
[18:47:00] <Jack> Well, can't argue with that. What's the point in conquering denmark if you don't have fun while doing it.
[18:47:28] <Jack> On that note, tell me if you plan on visiting Austria... like 1 week beforehand, ok? I'd like a headstart
[18:57:54] <Alcaro> I have no reason for hostilities with austria
[18:58:05] <Alcaro> except your flag is way too close to the danish one