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JackTheSpades

Name: JackTheSpades
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User Bio



Introduction


You're about to read my bio. Be WARNED. This is a place where the laws of physic or mental sanity do not apply.
Proceed with utmost care, if you don't wish to be shallowed whole by this place.
You have been warned!


Bio


Hi there,
Im a german hacker and I've so far realeased a somewhat succesful Kaizo hack calles "Worse Than Kaizo"

I joined this site somewhen in 2009 but I only became an active somewhere around June 2012.

If you want to contact me, just send me a PM either here or on Youtube. I check them almost daily. However, please don't send me requests about ASM or Layout related stuff. That's what the forums are for. These forums to be prcise:
General SMW Hacking Help
ASM & Related Topics
Layout Request/Help/Base Code thread


Awesome recreation of me by Volke:


私の友達 (My friends)


My Senpai~, Official Touhou Lover, An actual girl, God of #hyperpower



SMWC's Touhou

(just for fun)


PC-98 GAMES

Highly Responsive to Prayers
[HRtP]

Story of Eastern Wonderland
[SoEW]

Phantasmagoria of Dim. Dream
[PoDD]

Lotus Land Story
[LLS]

Mystic Square
[MS]
WINDOWS GAMES
Embodiment of Scarlet Devil
[EoSD]

Perfect Cherry Blossom
[PCB]

Imperishable Night
[IN]

Phantasmagoria of Flower View
[PoFV]

Mountain of Faith
[MoF]

Subterranean Animism
[SA]

Undefined Fantastic Object
[UFO]

Ten Desires
[TD]

Double Dealing Character
[DDC]

Legacy of Lunatic Kingdom
[LoLK]
OTHERS
Curiosities of Lotus Asia
[CoLA]
Ghostly Field Club
[GFC]
Eastern and Little Nature Deity
[EaLND]
Perfect Memento in Strict Sense
[PMiSS]
Silent Sinner in Blue
[SSIB]
Immaterial and Missing Power
[IaMP]
Scarlet Weather Rhapsody
[SWR]
Double Spoiler
[DS]
Wild and Horned Hermit
[WaHH]
Hopeless Masquerade
[HM]
Forbidden Scrollery
[FS]
Urban Legend in Limbo
[ULiL]



My Milestones:


  • 11.02.09 - Joined SMWCentral
  • 11.10.10 - First post in the forums (yep, took me only one year to figure out)
  • 05.24.12 - Secong post in the forums (I'm serious)
  • 08.14.12 - 100th post
  • 07.24.13 - Fresh Orange Slices Badge
  • 07.28.13 - Joined IRC (thanks Vitor :P)
  • 08.08.13 - C3 2013: Vision of the Future 1st
  • 09.20.13 - 1000th post
  • 09.25.13 - First release of EasyP
  • 12.26.13 - MOST 2013: 5 wins. (see here)
  • 01.02.14 - Scored my first point for a hack review
  • 04.01.14 - Member of the Month (interview here)
  • 06.05.14 - 100th review-score point~
  • 06.15.14 - Joined Staff :3
  • 06.25.14 - 2000th post (I used that post to talk about porn :3)
  • 07.17.14 - Badge for 3rd to find Magician's 8 lost bits
  • 07.24.14 - 6 (7 actually) C3 summer wins. (see here)
  • 07.24.14 - Third in 7# 24h contest
  • 11.01.14 - Staff of the Month (interview here)
  • 11.01.14 - MOSTS 2014: Best tool programmer 3rd.
  • 02.20.15 - 3000th post


IRC Quotes:



#hyperpower:
[19:20:19] <~Nanami> h
[19:20:26] <&Mio> entai
[19:20:31] <~Nanami> ouji
[19:20:35] <+JackTheSpades> you called?
[19:20:43] <~Nanami> oh okay

[11:17:30] <~Hinalyte> Luim's there too
[11:17:31] <@Jack> inb4 Lui
[11:17:46] <~Hinalyte> but he rarely joins (or 2busy2join)
[11:18:12] * Lui37 ([email protected]) has joined #hyperpower
[11:18:12] * ChanServ sets mode #hyperpower +o Lui37
[11:18:16] <~Hinalyte> ...
[11:18:26] <%Mayonnai[C]> wow bad timing
[11:18:34] <~Hinalyte> best prediction of the week

[22:16:02] <Jack> wait
[22:16:07] <Jack> <Mirann> Everybody has a crappy time whenever you're around.
[22:16:10] <Jack> so you didn't mean me?
[22:16:25] <Harumi> no lol
[22:16:29] <Jack> :D
[22:16:32] <Harumi> She was just generating insults for .nm insult
[22:16:33] <Mirann> a
[22:16:35] <Harumi> .nm insult Jack
[22:16:36] <Natsumi> Jack, everybody has a crappy time whenever you're around.
[22:16:41] <Harumi> ..
[22:16:42] <Harumi> THE IRONY
[22:16:44] <Jack> D:
[22:16:45] <Harumi> THE FUCKING IRONY

#ScarletFluffy:
[16:58:44] * Index_nap is now known as Undex
[16:58:50] * Undex is now known as Indez
[16:58:56] * Indez is now known as Index
[16:59:00] <Index> AAAAAAA
[16:59:12] <Index> fuck typo

[17:06:41] * Index is now known as Insex

[19:04:20] <VitorVilela> she is a boy

before you read this, you should know the backstory. Flandre (aka Wakana) and Mirann tried to make a sidway version of "=w=", which I kinda hated...
so I coded JackBot to interrupt Wakana/Flandre whenever he started it. Guess the universe didn't like it either xD
[20:44:50] <Flandre> roflk
[20:44:59] <Flandre> ||
[20:45:00] <Flandre> 3
[20:45:01] <Jack> fds
[20:45:11] <Flandre> rrrrr
[20:45:13] * JackBot ([email protected]) has joined #ScarletFluffy
[20:45:18] <Flandre> ||
[20:45:18] <JackBot> No you don't :3
[20:45:27] <Flandre> ||
[20:45:27] <JackBot> No you don't :3
[20:45:29] <Flandre> | |
[20:45:32] <Jack> hgfhfg
[20:45:32] <Flandre> 3
[20:45:36] <Flandre> :<
[20:45:42] <Flandre> not fair
[20:45:45] * Boki ([email protected]) has joined #ScarletFluffy
[20:45:46] <Flandre> bane
[20:45:50] <Jack> sorry, I'm laughing so hard right now xD
[20:46:13] <Flandre> | |
[20:46:14] * Boki is now known as Lymia
[20:46:15] <Flandre> 3
[20:46:19] <Flandre> AAAAAAAAAAA
[20:46:25] <Jack> HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
[20:46:26] <Flandre> fml ;~;
[20:46:27] <Mirann[M]> ||
[20:46:28] * CreeperJr ([email protected]) has joined #ScarletFluffy
[20:46:30] <Mirann[M]> 3
[20:46:33] <Jack> uiju
[20:46:33] <Mirann[M]> ||
[20:46:36] <Mirann[M]> ddd
[20:46:37] <Flandre> not fun :<
[20:46:48] <Jack> the universe doesn't want you to do this
[20:46:51] <Mirann[M]> ||
[20:46:53] <Flandre> brb gonna sit in a corner
[20:46:54] <Mirann[M]> 3
[20:46:57] <Mirann[M]> xglyd
[20:47:00] <Mirann[M]> ||
[20:47:02] <Jack> no
(they eventually succedded)

[23:16:42] <&Hentai> <VitorVilela> String.Join("", Enumerable.Repeat<string>("I", rand.Next(1, 50 + 1)))
[23:16:47] <&Hentai> why not just
[23:17:11] <&Hentai> new String('I', rand.Next(1,50+1))
[23:19:23] <~VitorVilela> ffff
(I know, it's not funny. I'm just keeping it as a memento of victory :P)

[22:07:16] <&Jack> could you please not talk about menstruation? I gives males the creep
[22:07:18] <@Sako> it definitely did

#dev:
[19:42:17] <MandL27> Alright, I'll try it.
[19:42:26] <Alcaro> try it on me
[19:42:32] <MandL27> !ar sudo modkill Alcaro
[19:42:33] * AlcaRobot has kicked MandL27 from #dev (||| MandL27 has been killed by the moderator. |||)
[19:42:37] <Chdata> lol
[19:42:37] <Alcaro> haha
[19:42:40] * MandL27 ([email protected]) has joined #dev
[19:42:46] <MandL27> Veeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeery funny.

[18:00:30] <snuggles08> MY CODE WON'T WORK!!!
[18:01:25] <Alcaro> scream at it some more
[18:01:30] <Alcaro> then print it out and set it on fire
[18:01:36] <Alcaro> that should make it cooperate.


Others:
[02:23:01] <Ersanio[M][Sleep]> " I woke up and looked at the cock. "1:36 am" it read. "Ugg." I sighed. I was just drifting back into sleep when I heard it again!" Someone needs to check his spelling
[02:26:46] <PatPatPat> " I woke up and looked at the cock. "
[02:28:28] <Ersanio[M][Sleep]> It's what I do every morning!
[02:28:45] <Lui37> lol

[23:29:20] <p4plus2> btw Lui37 did you test s vs S?
[23:29:46] <Lui37> just now
[23:29:48] <Lui37> gives an error
[23:30:19] <p4plus2> awesome thanks
[23:30:29] <Lui37> np

[22:23:17] <SNN> your opinion is wrong

[22:12:38] <Alcaro> <MarioBros980> I using Google Translator. Hope you enjoy.
[22:12:40] <Alcaro> not enjoy.

[02:23:36] <p4plus2> that is amazing @ jack
[02:23:47] <Jack> ?
[02:23:55] <p4plus2> the psot
[02:23:58] <p4plus2> psot
[02:24:00] <p4plus2> ..
[02:24:01] <Jack> ..
[02:24:08] <Jack> take a deep breath
[02:24:10] <Jack> and try again
[02:24:14] <p4plus2> post
[02:24:17] <p4plus2> woo

[15:34:19] <Alcaro> !ar trout jack
[15:34:19] * AlcaRobot whacks Alcaro around a bit with a large catfish
[15:34:24] <Jack> lol
[15:34:25] <Alcaro> ...d
[15:34:29] <Alcaro> stupid bot
[15:37:19] <Jack> also, curiousity
[15:37:24] <Jack> !ar trout Alcaro
[15:37:26] * AlcaRobot whacks Alcaro around a bit with a large blowfish
[15:37:28] <Jack> :>
[15:37:29] <Alcaro> rrr
[15:37:40] <Jack> BOW BEFOR YOUR NEW MASTER
[15:37:49] <Alcaro> !ar trout jack
[15:37:50] * AlcaRobot whacks Alcaro around a bit with a large clownfish
[15:37:54] <Alcaro> rrrrrrrr
[15:37:58] <Alcaro> he's gone evil
[15:38:00] <Jack> !ar trout Alcaro
[15:38:02] * AlcaRobot whacks Alcaro around a bit with a large cod

[19:41:46] <Jack> RTL
[19:41:46] <Jack> Klein:
[19:41:46] <Jack> RTL
[19:41:46] <Jack> Return:
[19:41:46] <Jack> RTL
[19:41:57] <AFKui37> olo
[19:41:58] <Jack> the holy trinity
[19:42:11] <Alcaro> !ar as RTL RTL RTL
[19:42:12] <AlcaRobot> 6B 6B 6B
[19:42:15] <Alcaro> !ar unhex 6B 6B 6B
[19:42:15] <AlcaRobot> kkk
[19:42:20] <Alcaro> racist confirmed

[00:01:09] <K3fka> why was he banned
[00:02:01] <Jack> the "why was x banned" hotline is currently overwhelmed, please try again later
[00:03:04] * K3fka redials
[00:04:14] <Jack> you have reached the SMWC-IRC help service. For information on bans, press 1. For information on channels, press 2. For information on modes, press 3.
[00:04:37] <Lui37> to go back, press 10
[00:05:33] <Jack> *annoying waiting music plays*
[00:05:44] <K3fka> 1
[00:06:24] <Jack> For information on why was x banned, press 1. For requesting a ban on x, press 2. To return, press 3.
[00:07:05] <K3fka> 1
[00:08:12] <Jack> For information on why was Kaeru banned, press 1. For information on why was Tokiko banned, press 2. For information on why was Ersa_io banned, press 3, For............... For information on why wasRGuy98 banned, press 27340. To return press fuck you.
[00:08:58] <K3fka> censored
[00:09:49] <Jack> No information found on censored. Have a nice day.
[00:10:02] <Jack> ...dut...dut...dut
[00:10:09] * K3fka presses fuck you
[00:11:05] <Jack> Your message has been redirected to an administrator for further processing. Please stand by.
[00:11:16] <Jack> *more annoying waiting music*

[02:03:35] <Lightvayne> 6
[02:03:40] <Lightvayne> er
[02:03:47] <Lui37> maybe have like a setting for disabling it in the profile
[02:03:47] <Lightvayne> ^
[02:03:47] <Lightvayne> \
[02:03:48] <Lui37> idk
[02:03:50] <Lui37> but yeah
[02:03:59] <Jack> Lightvayne, you OK?
[02:04:11] <Lui37> damn
[02:04:14] <Lui37> another full house lmao
[02:04:23] <Jack> wow
[02:04:31] <Lui37> two rather
[02:04:33] <Lui37> it's rigged
[02:04:41] <Lightvayne> i. Swaerd to drunk I'm not god
[02:04:59] <Lightvayne> Yes, I am fine

[18:24:57] <Jack> Alcaro
[18:25:09] <Jack> Location: The outer darkness of permabanishment
[18:25:18] <Jack> is this what Sweden is like?
[18:25:25] <Jack> remind me to never visit
[18:27:26] <Alcaro> beep? oh right, that's left over from my visit to denmark.
[18:27:39] <Alcaro> fixed
[18:40:35] <Jack> "Riding a Swedish viking bear" gives no further information on where you're doing it, so I'll have to assume you're still in the same place, and the fact that it's a swedish bear further hardens by believe that: The outer darkness of permabanishment = Sweden
[18:44:21] <Alcaro> I'm riding a Swedish viking bear to conquer the foolish danes.
[18:45:30] <Jack> you've lost your touch if you need a Swedish viking bear for that.
[18:46:09] <Alcaro> it's more fun this way
[18:47:00] <Jack> Well, can't argue with that. What's the point in conquering denmark if you don't have fun while doing it.
[18:47:28] <Jack> On that note, tell me if you plan on visiting Austria... like 1 week beforehand, ok? I'd like a headstart
[18:57:54] <Alcaro> I have no reason for hostilities with austria
[18:58:05] <Alcaro> except your flag is way too close to the danish one
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