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Name:   UmlautBanana
Title:  I had a dream I ran Atlanta.
Forum posts:  2024 (0.57 per day) (View)
Forum threads:  168 (12.05 posts per thread)
Since:  (registered for 9 years, 8 months and 4 days)
Last post:  , in I've been here for ten years... (General Discussion)
Last activity:  (1 year, 6 months and 15 days ago)
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Submissions:  1 (View)
Location: Atlanta, Georgia, that's black Sweden
Local time:  (-4.5 hours from the server)
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<Mienshao> Hiiiii Amos.
<Amos> hiiiiii
<counterfeit> Hiiiii Mienshao.
<Mienshao> Hiiiii counterfeit.
<UmlautBanana> mienshao hi
<Mienshao> UmlautBanana: Hi pikaguy900.
<counterfeit> f
<UmlautBanana> Hiiiii Mienshao.
<Mienshao> UmlautBanana: Hiiiii cou.
<thom_yorke> Hiiiii Mienshao.
<Mienshao> Hiiiii thom_yorke.
<UmlautBanana> SAY HI TO ME MIENSHAO
<Mienshao> UmlautBanana: HI RETARD.

<SNN> it's like a game of Survivor except I'm Jeff Probst and I hate my contestants

<Sonikku> people who use online acronyms like that are dumb lmao

<Chuckles> ScraggyBOT, how big is Umlaut's dick?
<ScraggyBOT> 8============================================================================================D

<tubular> yeah, i think i'm done for tonight
<tubular> gotta wake up at buttfuck o'clock tomorrow

<Disco> So um does anyone here know C# ?
<mockingod> disco ask #serioushax
<Disco> He isn't here

<MolSno> 3 is greater than or equal to 2?
<MolSno> nope

<goodandwickeddeity> Minecraft 2 is actually just a 45-minute video of notch masturbating on a stupefyingly huge pile of money

<UmlautBanana> >Fear of the unknown so they're unwilling to even try
<UmlautBanana> i think this describes computer illiterate people
<UmlautBanana> when i was little i just clicked random buttons to find out what they did
<UmlautBanana> bam computer literacy
<~Counterfeit> that's pretty much how it works
<~Counterfeit> even linux
<~Counterfeit> you just roll your face around on a keyboard
<~Counterfeit> then watch as it installs everything

<Zephyr> as much as one might want it to be, the planets do not align when someone sits on your boner

[16:11:07] <UmlautBanana> einstein could have gotten shitfaced on tequila in 1943 and died of alcohol poisoning
[16:11:12] <UmlautBanana> where would we be in physics then
[16:11:22] <Adam> peanut butter = gravity
[16:15:23] <Adam> am i still connected

<SNN> i think i'm going to enter the vldc this year
<SNN> for the first time ever
<Magi> shit
<SNN> and lose horribly against everyone
<Underway> inb4 first place
<Magi> "100/100; Judge's Comments: It's SNN"
<NoelYoshi> ^
<Incognito> ^
<Koopasta> ^
<SNN> ^
<Cirnya> ^
<K3fka> ^
<Lui37> ^
<Alcaro> ^
<UmlautBanana> ^
<fsvgm777> ^

<Kasami> Pichu101, what is your age?
<Pichu101> 7
<Pichu101> *17

<eXcavator> every once in a blue moon I look at a guy and get a weird twinge of attraction but pretty sure that's normal

<leod> sometimes when I look close at my nipple I am shocked because it looks like there's a cut in the center
<leod> takes me a while to realize that nipples have holes

<Ruberjig> Zephyr is not the vagina?

<UmlautBanana> how many of you jerk off lying on your back, at least sometimes
<eXcavator> sometimes
<leod> every morning every evening
<leod> doesn't work on the side
<UmlautBanana> and where does the... product go?
<leod> my hand and then my mouth
<eXcavator> YES
<eXcavator> WOMBO COMBO
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