eXcavator:
ZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN BOY
We don't need your shit
You're a steaming crybaby drunk on Crystal's 8-bit
Tirades when you've lost ground
But you never had any
Buys bundles of shit-games dusting like pennies
Just exile yourself to Cartoon Network, man
(And take your cat, Luca)
That's the only pussy you'd get if you keep talking hoopla
You're dunced and sparse in brain cells
Crobatshit crazy
I excavate
Eradicate
Your verses will disintegrate
Derpy Backslide:
I tried to insert taste in here
But got an error from #smwc
A lame eXca
Thinking he's Che Guevarra
Playing a Brotherhood's OST
You're from New Jersey - what's there to expect?
A hipster pictured like a guilty suspect!
Accuracy is no problem when you're all FLIPSed, huh?
Ripped
Stitched
Rambling about fucking MIBBIT?
This is a Space Jam
So slow down, and shut the hell up
Excabaiting isn't in part of your luck
eXcavator:
Am I the only one who hears this bumbling bean?
Not surprised if you even argued with the Queen
BOOMSHAKALAKA DIVE, but did it into a mess
Each irate debate is a tantrum excess
I command respect in this corrupt hierarchy!
Trumpets spite a Mr. Derpy-Hooved Barkley!
Derpy Backslide:
Just what did you excadrill up your ass?
The only thing corrupt is your "rebellious" sass
Got lost in a forest now you bitch on +t
Listening to you makes me lose sanity
Bah you got opinionated rhymes?
Well mine is doctrine!
I'm Mecha Bad-ass
You flap nothing but sin
WHO WON?
WHO'S NEXT?
YOU (actually don't) DECIDE!
EPIC RAP BATTLES OF SMWC
These rap battles are awesome!
There should be Me vs Phenolatukas, as that rap battle of me vs SMWCP2 was unofficial it seems.
Just so you know, I'm very active on the site anymore like I was before; I'm mainly on Discord now.