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Pranks and Jokes Club

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Originally posted by YoshiB, in a previous thread
At school, I am one of the 12 students who get to act as tech support. It's fun. But it's hard at times, and the outcome is usually pretty funny. So I typed a small comedy routine and I want opinions as to whether or not it's funny.

Originally posted by YoshiB


“Technology!”, they say. “It will be EASY!”, they say. Well then why the heck do we need more than two-dozen people to fix it all the time? Tech is easy. Tech SUPPORT is the hard part. Believe me. I AM tech support. Most of the time, I’m just screwing around. But when I’m actually tech supporting, MAN it’s not easy.

Well, there was a helpdesk ticket for something involving a Chromebook freezing up. On the ticket though, the location given was the student’s HOMEROOM, not the room that they were actually in at the time. And to make matters worse, it was the teacher’s name, not the room number. I looked up the room location, and then went to go deal with the issue.

When I got to room 309, the student wasn’t there. So I asked where he was, and I was told to check room 305. I go there, and say, “I’m here for a guy with Chromebook issues?”. The teacher says, “No, not this class.” “I can’t pronounce this guy’s name, so that doesn’t help,” I say. “Also this is the second wrong room I’ve been to… so yeah”. I head back to the media center, afraid I might go to a third wrong room.

I get a lot of weird tickets, and some are pretty amusing. I used to get a lot about battery problems. At one point, I saw three or four tickets that read, “my Chromebook ran out of power before the end of the day”. I didn’t realize that they were all from different people…

...Sooooo I started to close them all, saying

“one ticket is enough.”...
”One ticket is enough!!!”...
”ONE TICKET IS ENOUGH!!!!!!!!!!”...
“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA”...

...I later realized that they weren’t all from the same person. Whoops. I opened all the tickets back up later.

Once in 1st period, there was a trail of ANTS coming out of a chromebook. If there is a colony of ants in a computer, something is VERY, VERY WRONG. I’d just LOVE to see that ticket. “ants are crawling out of my chromebook”. I don’t know if I would believe it or not, but I saw it with my own two eyes. Someone must’ve got some form of sugar on the keyboard… Common sense must not be too common anymore. Forget tech support, we need people support!

There was even a ticket about Trump. I kid you not. “it keeps blaring out donald trump very loud in class and I can’t get it to stop”....WOW. First, Trump is bad. Second, why advertise to teens like that? Middle school students aren’t old enough to vote! And it’s not like we’re little kids who will go home to their parents and say “Mommy, I learned about why Mr. Trump is better than Mrs. Clinton!” If that’s society today, then we need serious help.

On the bright side, we have a new motto. “From battery problems to Trump ads, we can deal with it.”


There are lots of typos in tickets. I find tickets like “there is a peace loose” and “ My mouse paid is not working”. Sometimes tickets are just sentence fragments, like “it got bad”. What got bad? Your grammar? I get word fragments too, like “scr”. What is “scr”? SCReen? SCRamble? Word SCRap? SCRew proper grammar?

The BEST TICKET, however, is an unearthly collection of letters that makes you wonder if this was typed by a 1st grader:

“i put it in my locker win i win't top lunch i came back to my locker to grt my stuff and i wint to classn i opend it and it was crack i dount know how it kricked all i had on it was my pinclepouch”

-Random Help Ticket

First, the word “went” does not have an apostrophe. “Don’t” does not need a “u”. How the heck do you krick a Chromebook?? What the crap is a “pinclepouch”???

Also, why is it in your locker in the first place?

I’m going to show this to my English teacher and see what happens. It should be interesting.

Well, this is an insight to the weird, wonderful, and poorly-spelled world of Student Tech Support. I’m alone 2nd Period so if any savvy students are here who want to join me, talk to your counselor and see what happens!



not a copypasta I swear.

All of this truly happened, sorry about the table stretch.
I didn't do this prank on April Fool's Day (as far as I remember), but there was a day a couple of years ago that my brother was watching TV in his room. Now, being as he and I used the same kind of TV and remote control around the time I pulled this prank off, I went to my room to get my remote control, and I carefully hid near my brother's open door to his room. Extending my left hand enough for my remote control to be in range of his TV, I managed to pull of a few pranks to make him think his TV had a mind of its own (such as changing the channel, shutting off the TV, and turning the TV back on). Even though he eventually noticed what I was doing, I still got him pretty good.
So this happened on the discord a few days ago:
TKR: From what I can tell, there is something the staff isn't telling us.
Koopster: 😱
Veck: beware your use of free speech, fellas
TKR: I have come up with a "decent" explanation for all of this though.
Veck: they're watching us as we speak
they always are.
TKR: Back in 1992, Nintendo of Sweden was trying to program Super Mario World into Super Mario All-Stars.
Pat: they're hiding the fact that prizm is winning vldcx, and they don't want us to know the truth
The Dark Warrior: Lol
TKR: When they had finished making the gameplay code and were just copying the levels over, one of the programmers got so bored with just copying levels that he fell asleep and did a faceplant into his keyboard.
He somehow managed to type coherent code this way, and programmed something that would change the course of Swedish history forever.
The Dark Warrior: Lol
TKR: It was a muncher floating on 1F0 that looked like a tilde.
Pat: munchers are objects
You had one job
TKR: This may not seem to be much, but the next day, when a playtester got to the section where the tilde muncher was, the SNES became sentient.
Pat: can you say debunked
TKR: As with all things like this the first thing the tilde muncher did was kill its creators.
The way the muncher did this was by turning the game into an exact copy of Sonic Boom, and then all the employees were forced to playtest the entirety of the worst game of all time.
Of course, Nintendo asked the Swedish government to investigate why their Swedish office was refusing to pick up the phone.
Pat: wait you're saying sonic boom existed in 1992?
can you say conspiracy
TKR: When the officials got to the office, they found it abandoned except for a SNES that was still running.
They tried to play the SNES game to look for clues into the team's disappearence.
The muncher managed to hypnotise the officials with A E S T H E T I C S and had them tell Nintendo that their Swedish office was secretly a drug cartel this whole time, and all the employees had gone to jail.
The officials were then forced to show all other members of the Swedish government the A E S T H E T I C S and soon the muncher was running the whole thing.
The muncher began biding its time until the day it could achieve its goals, which were to destroy Nintendo and then to take over the world.
15 years later, a site came to the muncher's attention called Super Mario World Central.
It was a site dedicated to Mario hacking, and the muncher saw it as a chance to destroy Nintendo once and for all.
The first thing the muncher did was join as a user called worldpeace.
Then using all the technological resources of the Swedish government, he quietly hacked into SMWC's servers and found the locations of every staff member.
The Swedish government then created a virus so they could have control of the staff's numerous androids.
Worldpeace then hypnotized almost all of the staff members.
However, VilelaBot had an antivirus installed which blocked the muncher's virus.
VilelaBot managed to save Vitor, Gloomier, and Alcaro from the hypnotizing, but AlcaroBot ended up kidnapping Alcaro anyway.
Since robotic Shaymin can't carry humans very far, Alcarobot just tied up Alcaro in his basement and traded places with him.
�moo_we_all_do: NO
TKR: Vitor then installed his antivirus on AlcaroBot, which freed him from worldpeace's control, but removed all of his memory.
�moo_we_all_do: when I was kicked from emoji server
I lost prxGasm
sorry to ruin the story
TKR: Alcarobot thought he was the real Alcaro, and the person who he had locked up in the basement was whoever had stolen his memory.
�moo_we_all_do: but im sad
TKR: Alcarobot realized that he was supposed to be enslaved, and still followed almost every order given him because according to VilelaBot, he was already beaten once.
Pat: [he posted this emoji]
�moo_we_all_do: VB is Shint Ninetales locked in basement tho?
Ultima: nice >:]
�moo_we_all_do: We already proved that
TKR: Vitor could not restore AlcaroBot's memory, because the emergency backup location had been set to a secret Swedish government facility.
Vitor, Gloomier, and Alcaro hid the fact that they weren't hypnotized for the next nine years.
In 2013, worldpeace found a way to kill off Nintendo that did not invole SMWC in any way.
�moo_we_all_do: !vb guess are you ninetales in the basement?
VilelaBot: Yes, of course!
�moo_we_all_do: see
TKR: Worldpeace hacked into the amiibo distribution system, and its goal of destroying Nintendo fulfilled, it moved on to taking over the world.
Pat: !vb guess am I perfect
VilelaBot: Yes, of course!
Pat: Giggity
The Dark Warrior: Cool story
TKR: Two years later, worldpeace found a way, and named it project J.U.M.P.(some Swedish acronym for something along the lines of "take over the world").
It was an idea to make the best hack of all time, but if you got 100% on all three save files and saw the credits again, the end of the credits would show the A E S T H E T I C S, and hypnotize everyone.
Pat: !vb should I catch up on my homework instead of making a kaizo level
VilelaBot: Unknown command.
Pat: Fug I forgot the guess part
TKR: So far, only 7 people have been hypnotized this way, Deputy BS, Frost, lolyoshi, Noivern, Torchkas, Ladida and Prizm.
Pat: !vb guess should I catch up on my homework instead of making a kaizo level
VilelaBot: No, never!
TKR: Now, it was 2016, and Vitor and Gloomier hatched a plot to defeat worldpeace once and for all.
Veck: Vilelabot is a bad influence
Koopster: oh man smwcp3 plot leaks
TKR: The way to do this was to change the name of the next VLDC.
Pat: !vb is alcomahol bad for you
VilelaBot: Unknown command.
Pat: Dammit
!vb guess is alcomahol bad for you
VilelaBot: No, never!
TKR: The tenth one was the first one the could do this in, because X is the first roman numeral that works with VLDC to create ASM malware.
If you know ASM, then you know that if you remove the V in VLDCX, the code becomes LDC X.
If you run this code on an SNES, it will try to load whatever X is at the moment into the speed of light.
Since the speed of light is a constant, it does not change.
Pat: !vb guess can I jump off the stairs without breaking my neck
VilelaBot: No, never!
TKR: Since the LDC function failed, it runs a failsafe and tries to reverse the change by loading the speed of light into X.
This number is way too big for the SNES processor to handle, and the SNES promptly crashes.
Pat: !vb guess am I sexy
VilelaBot: No, never!
Pat: fug
The Dark Warrior: !vb Will I ever gain more dark powers?
VilelaBot: Unknown command.
TKR: Gloomier made an intentional typo in the baserom that removed the V and made the ROM try to run code in the header.
The genius of this is it would only crash on a SNES, because most computers can handle a number as big as the speed of light.
But, Gloomier was caught after worldpeace crashed after installing the baserom so he could make a level, and in an attempt to try to make Gloomier's disappearance make more sense so they could bring him to an extended hypnotizing session, they made Ladida make this thread: https://www.smwcentral.net/?p=viewthread&t=88558.
But then, Gloomier provided evidence that he had been framed by 6646.
The staff tried to hush it up by putting the thread in the Trash Can, and they kidnapped 6646 without making a thread this time, because that would just bring more attention to when they kidnapped Gloomier.
Pat: !vb guess is thot still being used
VilelaBot: No, never!
Pat: accurate
TKR: They held him until they could revive worldpeace, because the staff could not create the right A E S T H E T I C S themselves.
The Swedish government hacked into 6646's Twitter account, so it seemed like he wasn't missing, but they were afraid they'd get attacked by more ASM malware if they hacked into his SMWC account, so that has been inactive.
But, in the levels made by the staff, Ladida, and Prizm, there is an ASM code that will let the SNES processer handle the speed of light, but it only works if one of those levels gets first.
Pat: !vb rate grand dad
VilelaBot: Bowser says: 10/10. Good.
Pat: knew it was a good meme
Kaisaan: yes
TKR: So, the staff hired all judges who had been hypnotized and told them all to be biased for Prizm's level.
Pat: ^^^^^
TKR: So, our only hope for the world to not be taken over is if Vitor, Gloomier, and Alcaro to prevail and have Prizm somehow not win VLDCX.
Kaisaan: BUT HEY, THAT'S JUST A THEORY, A VLDCX THEORY, THANKS FOR PLAYING
TKR: Worldpeace's servants are probably already trying to kill me for saying this, but it's ALL TRUE!
But remember, it's just a theory... a conspiracy theory.
*everything stops*
Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...
*cut to next post*
Check it out.

Apparently there's this Youtuber called "DaddyOFive" who's been abusing his kids for years all because "Iiiiitz juz' a prank, bruuuhhhhhh...."

Dad forces older brothers to slap sister "as a prank"

Compilation of the abuse of the youngest son


This guy seems to be constantly screaming at his kids all day. Just imagine the shit that goes on in there when the cameras aren't on. Now this guy deleted all his videos and will hopefully go to prison because he's been exposed.

Here's a video of his fake apology that he never would've made if he hadn't been caught.


Scumfucks like these are the reason companies are backing out from advertising in Youtube and normal people are struggling to make money off the platform anymore.

I wouldn't be surprised if one day you have a video of a guy hitting a random guy into a bloody pulp with a club just like Negan from Walking Dead all because "Iiiiits just a prank, brrrrrruuuhhhhhh."

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Two words: MARIO. KART.

Yep, you can definitely lose friends like that....
I don't know what everyone would think of this but, here's some more funny entertainment to possibly get this thread back up and running.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Njlp7cXXyqk
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