here's why:
1. he is making a super awesome GBA platformer titled "Sherwin's Adventure". basically, grab every platformer you've ever played, and throw them in the trash; this will be the definitive platforming experience. it features unique enemies such as Waffles™ and Bopinners™ , as well as correct slope physics™. and, of course, how could we forget the star of the game, Sherwin Kay Faraday™ himself! the staff team needs a talented developer like this man in order to help inspire the rest of the team
2. he is a bretty gud composer. literally pwns all the wannabes in the music section on this site. he doesnt share it because its considered rude in his country of tennessee to share good music with plebs. i think he'd do great as head of the music section here because of this
3. he is a top-of-the-line battle rapper. he's taking a break atm, but in his prime he was known as "balbowah" and wrecked unsuspecting nubs with his sick bars. just imagine him using his world-renown vocal skills to decimate the shitposters here. hot damn it sounds awesome!
4. besides GBA dev, he is also skilled in numerous other programming fields. c++. verilog, you name it. he can practically recode this site, which means we no longer need kieran. everyone, say goodbye to kieran! bye kieran!
5. he's currently implementing the SA-1 chip into Yoshi's Island, which means it can be expanded beyond 2MB. he's also implementing SA-1 into the sd2snes, which means you can finally play super mario rpg and kirby super star roms easily on hardware! such an honest and dedicated man will be just as dedicated to the site
6. did i mention he is "hip" and "in touch" with the latest memes? it's pretty much common knowledge that to be a staff member, you have to be a staff memester, if ya know what i mean
7. he apparently has his own discord. it's an exclusive club and he only allows the finest members of society. i assume he's building up a trustworthy team in case this site goes down so we have a ready-to-go new staff team at hand. quick thinking! just what we need
8. let's skip this, its honestly not that good of an asset now that i think about it (edited)
9. did i mention he's from kentucky? or was it tennessee? literally every mod is from europe. we need more AMERICANS. YEAH. LONG LIVE TRUMP. GO BACK TO MEXICO YOU REFUGEES. flashkay will make smwcentral gray again
10. when people here form an opinion on you, 50% of it is from your username (the other 50% is your avatar). so a staff member needs a fluid name that can suit any situation. remember SNN's? Snickering Nutella Napster? well, with FL4SHK you have flash 4k cinema
11. he's my friend, and he can be your friend too! a friend of the community, that's what a moderator should strive to become. and fl4shk is more than willing to go through thick and thin with SMWCentral®
12. FL4SHK!
13. as we all know, CERTAIN discord mods have horrendous taste in emotes. fl4shk invented emotes, so he'll give us cool ones, like Bopinner™!
14. he is more than willing to lead huge projects like SMWCP and VLDC. oh, vldcx judging hasnt finished? this would literally never happen if FL4SHK was leading the project. its a damn shame he's not on the team!
15. i just KNOW y'all are gonna shitpost saying "lol fl4shk who?". fl4shk will wipe the floor with shitposters like you guys, just you watch. the era of crappy memes ends now!
16. HE WILL BRING BACK :DABIO:
17. did you know 90% of the staff team uses Microsoft Windows by Steve Ballmer? for mods of a a site with open-source graphics and patches, they sure dont lead open-source lives. FL4SHK uses GNU/Linux like any sane individual would. dont you want a sane staff member?
18. yeah i ran out of things to say
please consider him for the staff voting next month! send him a nice message!
1. he is making a super awesome GBA platformer titled "Sherwin's Adventure". basically, grab every platformer you've ever played, and throw them in the trash; this will be the definitive platforming experience. it features unique enemies such as Waffles™ and Bopinners™ , as well as correct slope physics™. and, of course, how could we forget the star of the game, Sherwin Kay Faraday™ himself! the staff team needs a talented developer like this man in order to help inspire the rest of the team
2. he is a bretty gud composer. literally pwns all the wannabes in the music section on this site. he doesnt share it because its considered rude in his country of tennessee to share good music with plebs. i think he'd do great as head of the music section here because of this
3. he is a top-of-the-line battle rapper. he's taking a break atm, but in his prime he was known as "balbowah" and wrecked unsuspecting nubs with his sick bars. just imagine him using his world-renown vocal skills to decimate the shitposters here. hot damn it sounds awesome!
4. besides GBA dev, he is also skilled in numerous other programming fields. c++. verilog, you name it. he can practically recode this site, which means we no longer need kieran. everyone, say goodbye to kieran! bye kieran!
5. he's currently implementing the SA-1 chip into Yoshi's Island, which means it can be expanded beyond 2MB. he's also implementing SA-1 into the sd2snes, which means you can finally play super mario rpg and kirby super star roms easily on hardware! such an honest and dedicated man will be just as dedicated to the site
6. did i mention he is "hip" and "in touch" with the latest memes? it's pretty much common knowledge that to be a staff member, you have to be a staff memester, if ya know what i mean
7. he apparently has his own discord. it's an exclusive club and he only allows the finest members of society. i assume he's building up a trustworthy team in case this site goes down so we have a ready-to-go new staff team at hand. quick thinking! just what we need
8. let's skip this, its honestly not that good of an asset now that i think about it (edited)
9. did i mention he's from kentucky? or was it tennessee? literally every mod is from europe. we need more AMERICANS. YEAH. LONG LIVE TRUMP. GO BACK TO MEXICO YOU REFUGEES. flashkay will make smwcentral gray again
10. when people here form an opinion on you, 50% of it is from your username (the other 50% is your avatar). so a staff member needs a fluid name that can suit any situation. remember SNN's? Snickering Nutella Napster? well, with FL4SHK you have flash 4k cinema
11. he's my friend, and he can be your friend too! a friend of the community, that's what a moderator should strive to become. and fl4shk is more than willing to go through thick and thin with SMWCentral®
12. FL4SHK!
13. as we all know, CERTAIN discord mods have horrendous taste in emotes. fl4shk invented emotes, so he'll give us cool ones, like Bopinner™!
14. he is more than willing to lead huge projects like SMWCP and VLDC. oh, vldcx judging hasnt finished? this would literally never happen if FL4SHK was leading the project. its a damn shame he's not on the team!
15. i just KNOW y'all are gonna shitpost saying "lol fl4shk who?". fl4shk will wipe the floor with shitposters like you guys, just you watch. the era of crappy memes ends now!
16. HE WILL BRING BACK :DABIO:
17. did you know 90% of the staff team uses Microsoft Windows by Steve Ballmer? for mods of a a site with open-source graphics and patches, they sure dont lead open-source lives. FL4SHK uses GNU/Linux like any sane individual would. dont you want a sane staff member?
18. yeah i ran out of things to say
please consider him for the staff voting next month! send him a nice message!