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FL4SHK should be a moderator

here's why:


1. he is making a super awesome GBA platformer titled "Sherwin's Adventure". basically, grab every platformer you've ever played, and throw them in the trash; this will be the definitive platforming experience. it features unique enemies such as Waffles™ and Bopinners™ , as well as correct slope physics™. and, of course, how could we forget the star of the game, Sherwin Kay Faraday™ himself! the staff team needs a talented developer like this man in order to help inspire the rest of the team


2. he is a bretty gud composer. literally pwns all the wannabes in the music section on this site. he doesnt share it because its considered rude in his country of tennessee to share good music with plebs. i think he'd do great as head of the music section here because of this


3. he is a top-of-the-line battle rapper. he's taking a break atm, but in his prime he was known as "balbowah" and wrecked unsuspecting nubs with his sick bars. just imagine him using his world-renown vocal skills to decimate the shitposters here. hot damn it sounds awesome!


4. besides GBA dev, he is also skilled in numerous other programming fields. c++. verilog, you name it. he can practically recode this site, which means we no longer need kieran. everyone, say goodbye to kieran! bye kieran! #thp{;)}


5. he's currently implementing the SA-1 chip into Yoshi's Island, which means it can be expanded beyond 2MB. he's also implementing SA-1 into the sd2snes, which means you can finally play super mario rpg and kirby super star roms easily on hardware! such an honest and dedicated man will be just as dedicated to the site


6. did i mention he is "hip" and "in touch" with the latest memes? it's pretty much common knowledge that to be a staff member, you have to be a staff memester, if ya know what i mean #w{xD}


7. he apparently has his own discord. it's an exclusive club and he only allows the finest members of society. i assume he's building up a trustworthy team in case this site goes down so we have a ready-to-go new staff team at hand. quick thinking! just what we need


8. let's skip this, its honestly not that good of an asset now that i think about it (edited)


9. did i mention he's from kentucky? or was it tennessee? literally every mod is from europe. we need more AMERICANS. YEAH. LONG LIVE TRUMP. GO BACK TO MEXICO YOU REFUGEES. flashkay will make smwcentral gray again


10. when people here form an opinion on you, 50% of it is from your username (the other 50% is your avatar). so a staff member needs a fluid name that can suit any situation. remember SNN's? Snickering Nutella Napster? well, with FL4SHK you have flash 4k cinema #smw{B)}


11. he's my friend, and he can be your friend too! a friend of the community, that's what a moderator should strive to become. and fl4shk is more than willing to go through thick and thin with SMWCentral®


12. FL4SHK!


13. as we all know, CERTAIN discord mods have horrendous taste in emotes. fl4shk invented emotes, so he'll give us cool ones, like Bopinner™!


14. he is more than willing to lead huge projects like SMWCP and VLDC. oh, vldcx judging hasnt finished? this would literally never happen if FL4SHK was leading the project. its a damn shame he's not on the team!


15. i just KNOW y'all are gonna shitpost saying "lol fl4shk who?". fl4shk will wipe the floor with shitposters like you guys, just you watch. the era of crappy memes ends now!


16. HE WILL BRING BACK :DABIO:


17. did you know 90% of the staff team uses Microsoft Windows by Steve Ballmer? for mods of a a site with open-source graphics and patches, they sure dont lead open-source lives. FL4SHK uses GNU/Linux like any sane individual would. dont you want a sane staff member?


18. yeah i ran out of things to say



please consider him for the staff voting next month! send him a nice message!
we get it you want lolis to be kosher on the site again

nameless > sherwin anyway
HackPortsASM"Uploader"

FL4SHK's rap battles were the best battles that I could ever witness not happen #smw{:peace:}
It's easily the best thing I've done
So why the empty numb?
Originally posted by Ladida
the era of crappy memes ends now!

#fim{:S}
ask me if i give a f*ck...
lol fl4shk who

Wait...

Originally posted by Ladida
flashkay will make smwcentral gray again

I'm supporting this FLA5HK if he gray-bans everyone from the US.
*everything stops*
Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...
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but GBA sucks...
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2021 TRENO vibe check thread
Originally posted by Shiny Ninetales
but GBA sucks...

i unironically like the game gear and even i think this is heresy
HackPortsASM"Uploader"

Before he went to SMWC, he was an addict of Mario Kart Wii, which in that game, he showcased his own skills which nearly beated everyone in that game. But he wasn't that popular by just being a professional player. Later, he joined SMWC and went to chat to prove that he's proffesional player. Suddendly, no one believed that, since the people were very rude and call him trash. To increase his popularity and coolness, he went to do real stuff for few years to prove that he's the coolest guy that you either hear or meet or both ever.

As of 2016, he passed lots of challenges, such as beating Item Abuse trilogy and very hard Mario Maker levels. Later he started to make lots of cool levels that got a very very little attention, most notable levels like Don't Take ROMs Down and Nintendo We Love You. Due to lack of attention, he went to post lots of comments on Mario Maker level gameplays on Youtube and that make him get more attention. Since that, he started this cool life career in the world. Later on, he showed lots of cool stuff to the public that made him the coolest guy in the existence.

Back at 2016, he joined SMWC once again and it made everyone happy. As stated in the OP, he was a very cool and friendly guy, posting lots of fun images and memes that everyone find it all good. It also told us that he showed lots of cool stuff that made him increase his population in the forums. The Dabio meme was the best emotion that happened to this forum, and we really REALLY love it.

As of this day, we remember the day FL4SHK was the best person and it will be never forgiven in our hearts. I support him and donated 300 dollars to his PayPal account and I wish he will not pass away on this planet.
50 Reasons why Lucas should be a mod was much better executed.
Originally posted by FPzero
50 Reasons why Lucas should be a mod was much better executed.

ah, good old lucas
Windowless ride, feeling alive
Are you alive or just breathing?
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17. did you know 90% of the staff team uses Microsoft Windows by Steve Ballmer? for mods of a a site with open-source graphics and patches, they sure dont lead open-source lives. FL4SHK uses GNU/Linux like any sane individual would. dont you want a sane staff member?

I would just like to note that it's perfectly respectable to use windows if one rips it off. No one should ever pay for it, though.

Also GNU is having problems recently. Open source does not mean freedom from capitalist dogma, unfortunately, like obsession over branding.
And your nominee for thread of the year:
Originally posted by IanBoy141
And your nominee for thread of the year:

How can I decide?
*everything stops*
Yeah, that's me. You're probably wondering how I got into this situation...
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That Tyty guy should be a mod instead. He seems to have a level head.
Originally posted by FPzero
50 Reasons why Lucas should be a mod was much better executed.


that guy is bad. please do not trash the thread