Originally posted by Noivern
who does your hair
Community college beauticians. You think I'm just gonna let some old skeevy guy at a hair salon touch this 'do?
Originally posted by LucasRCD
...Where have you been hiding this entire time?
In your PMs and in your memories.
Originally posted by Eevee
How do those stupid little stubby wings manage to lift your mass into the air?
Salty about your lack of wings, eh?
Originally posted by FailSandwich
What's your favourite colour?
Red! It's the most badass color.
Originally posted by notyoshi
why do you look like a Paper Mario partner
Paper Mario wishes it could have me on as a partner. I'd slap Bowser upside his head and flip his clown car.
Originally posted by Shiny Ninetales
what admin is using your account?
I'm a sentient being who operates my own account. What kinda question is that?
Originally posted by Falconpunch
Who IS "The Magician"? What does he do?
He does nothing. We all know Chester did it, he's just trying to take the credit to boost his ego. Maybe back in 2009 he was a more prominent figure, banning users left and right and leaving me to clean up the slack all because of his "Magic Button," but that's all in the past now, hopefully. Because fuck, that was a pain in the ass.
Originally posted by Knight of Time
Do you trust Bowser or Mario more?
Neither. Luigi gang. That's a guy you can tell secrets to.
Originally posted by Pennington
What makes you Blame Chester for stealing the colors?
Dude absolutely looks shifty as hell. You seen his hair? It's ridiculous. Plus you know he's been out to get me since that war, which by the way I totally won and no one can tell you or me different. Rummage through his crap, you'll find the color, guaranteed.
Originally posted by TickTockClock
When will The White Album be released in .spc?
I'll let you know when I reject it.
Originally posted by WhiteYoshiEgg
How did you come up with your username?
Because I'm basically the system that keeps this site running like a well oiled machine. And if it's not running as intended, it's because I gotta sleep too, y'know.
Originally posted by Knucklesfan
How many notifications do you send in a day?
Too many, because people keep submitting things.
Originally posted by Katerpie
How did you meet Chester?
When the brass tried replacing me after my meltdown back in the day. I'm better now, though. Anger management helps.
Keep 'em comin'. These questions aren't so bad, for a buncha Mario loving dorks.