> Made in Unreal Engine 4
> Doesn't have customizable controls
Oh, I see, that's why this is an April Fool's joke!
Honestly, though. A suspicious download linke that looks like it could be a virus? Using an overpowered, demanding game engine for a simple 8-Bit NES-style game? Letting me download over 200 MB of FMVs with shitty N64-quality graphics? Having Horrible physics and no invincibility frames? Insulting me when I die? Forcing me to use the mouse in menus? Blowing shit up left and right?
HECK, YEAH, I am surprisingly on board with this!
So far, I have defeated only
, and man, that level sucked, haha! Can't wait to play the other levels, but I have to take it slowly, because I still have work to do. This is my kind of game. Might report back once I'm done!
Alright, I've played some more levels, and WOW, I gotta hand it to you, you've made quite the accomplishment here: these levels stink even more than the first! I mean in one of these levels, it literally takes about two seconds for the monkey texture to stream in. Two seconds!!! Do you even know what it feels like to have to wait two seconds for the monkey texture to stream in? That's two entire seconds in which you can't see the monkey texture at its highest quality! Dying couldn't be more painful than that.
I've made it to the (first?) Wily stage, but then constantly seeing the Dark Souls Game Over screen reminded me of a torture I'd much rather submit myself to right now, so I gave up.
But, if there's one thing I have to praise the game for: if you have a "friend" you really, really want to see suffer, this game is the perfect torture device for that.
How quickly exactly can you shit these out? I have about three or four "friends" I want to "entertain". Do you take credit card? I can pay in advance! Would $10.000 be enough? Probably not, but I went ahead and transferred them anyways, consider it a down payment. You're now hired!
So in other words, best game ever, literally perfect, 5 out of 7, would delete again. This game might not defeat the Coronavirus, but at the very least it... uh... exists! Yeah, that's the word I was looking for! Good job!
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