Some people requested I upload this hunk of crap a while ago, so I will.
The Thousand Year Pipe was my first SMW hack ever - a project started June 28, 2005. I made a 44 exit demo in about 2/3 months, and then put it on the backburner because I grew to hate it. Sad to say, at the time, I thought it was really good. Hell, other people thought it was really good. Now that I look back, I realize it really, really wasn't D:
Anyway, if any of you are extremely bored, here is the 44 exit demo of the hack. Yes, it sucks. Yes, it is horribly based off of The Thousand Year Door.
The Thousand Year Pipe
And a couple screens to lose your interest, both from LM because I am lazy.
Attempt to enjoy.