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I will share stories here. Most are funny. You may share some too.

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Once, there was an Irishman, a Scotsman, and an Englishman, and they walked into a bar...

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there once was a man from peru
who dreamed he was eating his shoe
he woke up with fright
in the middle of the night
to find that his dream had come true

uhm...

and uhm...

stuff...
Muh
Speaking of Spongebob, did you guys know that there's a blatant Chocolate Rain reference in one episode? If it was on Youtube, I could prove it... D:

The episode is called Boating Buddies IIRC.

I forget the situation but it somehow ends up in Squidward's beverage being in the air and it spills on Squidward, then Spongebob screams "YAY COFFEE RAIN" (seriously wtf is wrong with these new episodes)

Then Squidward says "It was hot chocolate" then Spongebob says "YAY CHOCOLATE RAIN"

Me and Grenade lol'd.
fuck yeah meowingtons
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I heard that Pantera (A former heavy/thrash metal band) made the music for an episode in Spongebob. No idea which one though.

EDIT: I just found out. The song was called Death Rattle, which was used throughout the episode "Pre-Hibernation Week".

Just watch this video

Actual song.
A guy walks into a bar and says "Ow, that hurt"

Think about it
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So a dyslexic man walks into a bra...
a man walks into a gay furry bar
and stays in

the end


Smallhacker decided to make smwcentral's banner be sucked into a black hole. But he was too lazy to update it. So he made an excuse that the black hole slowed down time for the banner.
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there's another episode of spongebob where spongebob gives plankton the finger...

in the episode "walking small", after spongebob eats the ice cream, he's licking his fingers, and... well... he gave him the finger. XD
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Originally posted by Grenade
there's another episode of spongebob where spongebob gives plankton the finger...

in the episode "walking small", after spongebob eats the ice cream, he's licking his fingers, and... well... he gave him the finger. XD

XD! i actually seen that...
- ignore the watermarks, working on a fix for those
A nun, an astronaut, 2 blondes and a brunette, and Chuck Norris walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Is this some kind of joke?"

Don't try the cookies, they're stale.
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So yesterday, me and 2 friends got hella high off some good kush. We were at the waterfront near Weehawken NJ.

My Iranian friend goes "Hey, look at the moon! It's so bright and shiny"

I go "You dont say?"

He goes "Yea man. Those are some pretty big continents on the moon..."

I go "Continents? Those are craters dude..."

...he goes "What are craters?"





Looks like someone rides the small yellow schoolbus...


Oh yea:
Q: Why do jewish women love circumcised men?
A: Because they love getting 20% off everything!
I was watching Pineapple Express with my brother. There was this one scene where the main character gets shot... but he thinks it misses. Soon, his teammate says that it didn't miss... IT HIT THE EAR! The guy attempts to put his ear back on... Eww... lol.
During Harry Potter 5, when Dumbledore says "Harry, I care about you," it was completely silent, and I yelled "IS HE GAY" and I made the entire theater laugh

Also, during the Dark Knight, when some guy says "Stop" i was like Hammer Time. Same response
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Originally posted by GuYoNfIr3
During Harry Potter 5, when Dumbledore says "Harry, I care about you," it was completely silent, and I yelled "IS HE GAY" and I made the entire theater laugh

Also, during the Dark Knight, when some guy says "Stop" i was like Hammer Time. Same response

I remember when I saw HP4, the part when Voldemort returned I yelled out "ITS MICHAEL JACKSON" and there was the same reaction.
You must be the people who bring laser pens to the theatre.

Wouldn't it be great if you brought an air horn into a scary movie? And right during a tense moment... you know...
Nah, but I'm tall enough to make shadow puppets with the movie projector...
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Originally posted by GuYoNfIr3
During Harry Potter 5, when Dumbledore says "Harry, I care about you," it was completely silent, and I yelled "IS HE GAY" and I made the entire theater laugh

Also, during the Dark Knight, when some guy says "Stop" i was like Hammer Time. Same response


I actually laughed while reading this. I can just imagine that... XD
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Originally posted by Mission_316
You must be the people who bring laser pens to the theatre.

Wouldn't it be great if you brought an air horn into a scary movie? And right during a tense moment... you know...

OH SHI- I can imagine that XD
One time, I had a laser pen, and I shot the laser at my history teacher's ass. Everyone laughed. He looked around, got pissed, and went back to writing.

I do it again. Everyone laughs. He turns around again, and is pissed.

3rd time, I put away the laser, and stick the middle finger at the teacher. Everyone laughs, and he turns around, and says "Alright, who's the wise guy making everyone laugh".

I go "Everyone's laughing because you have a shitstain on your ass."

Instead of playing along, I get kicked out, but, for the rest of the day, everyone played along, and said he had a small brown stain under his cooch (Area between anus and penis. He cant see there. Unfortunately, only 2 hours later, he actually went to the bathroom, took off his pants, and checked for a shitstain).

Jesus is not pleased with my actions...
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