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The 5000th Post of Derpy Backslide
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Wow, it's been nearly 12 years since I've joined this site already? And I never even got banned?! :O Guess I better make a thread about how amazing all 5,000 of my posts are! Is this against the rules? Do we still get mad at milestone threads?? #wario{-_-?} Good thing staff don't have to worry about that sort of thing.

Luckily, I don't have to waste an entire evening planning out any fun milestone gimmick, nor risk staff termination by going nuclear on all my enemies. You see, a few years before joining SMWC, I was part of the humble Pikmin Board over at IGN. And on May 21, 2010, I had reached 5,000 posts on IGN. I present to you, only lightly edited, my 5,000th milestone thread, prepared almost 11 and a half years in advance.



We are best buddies. - pikminpower1212

You are trustworthy and very optimistic. - fierybulborb77

You’re weird but I see you as a fun guy and random in some ways. I can see you as a young elder. Like a granddad that plays football. It’s funny, trust me. - Thepikminmaster

You are my other great friend, I remember the RP days. You've been here almost as long as I have. - tropicguin

Who are these users talking about?

Sarge? No.
Rosemary, the telephone operator? No.
Henry, the mild-mannered janitor?

Could be.

To actually know what I'm talking about.

Nope, it's goddard19, or better known as me!

It's been over three long years of enduring the horrors of IGN. There have been trolls, troll bait, spammers, bashers, flamers, noobs, and Teh Vestibule. With no Insider to back me up, I went through some of the harshest times.

But of course I've had lots of friends.

PART 1: MENTIONING THE MENTIONABLE

Who is there I can't mention that I don't know? Let's go through all of the people that I actually give a crap about.

Teh Awesome

tropicguin - He was here since I started IGN. Since then, he's become my all time favorite user, and I hope he realizes that sometime soon to make me his favorite user.

kyle19939 - Came for a close second. He's not around anymore, since he was going to publish his fic, but he was a whole new level of awesome.

Thepikminmaster - An excellent writer. He's created the Pimik series, the Adventures of Little Pik Pik, and Battle of the IGN users. He's also a pretty swell guy. Also one of the few people I know that don't live in the US.
axemblue4 - A wise user that appears every now and then. He broke the ice about the Golden Age of the Pikmin board, which turned out never to exist. He's an excellent user as well as the ones above.

green111pikminrules and Snapinator - I put you guys together because you're both similar in some ways. Green shares my fandom of Pokemon, while Snaps has an excellent sense of humor. Both are great users alike.

fierybulborb77 and pikminpower1212 - Like the two above, you're similar in some ways. You started out as very noobish, and if I wasn't so unnecessarily nice back then, I probably would've hated you. But you've grown since then, and that's something to be proud of.

BlackMageHadoken and Shiny_Rayquaza - Two users from the Pokemon board that I have come to like. They're great users to know.

Sarsars - You may be a bit too quick to judge, but you're still one of my favorite users either way.

The Ones That Don't Get a Little Opinion from Me (but are still good users)
salmonella_772
rssp1
T.Touchdown36
BlackFlame208
pikmingirl92
Kaen_Drought/Xephert
mastermomin
ShadowHydra
pikminshallruleovera/The_Traveling_Pikmin
watsahappawitchu
.Dannggg/bishhx
pikmin-blob
Nintendo113
-epsilon-
ignuser6991
ILUVGames0920
Supermarhio

Users That I Despise

NJFavre - Probably my first troll. Unfortunately, I was young and was easy troll bait, so frustration ensued for me. We might have gotten past our differences, but I still hate you deep down.

ethanrocks - I really have no grudge against you. Though your stupidity of telling the Vesti to spam on the Pikmin Board was incredibly idiotic, careless, and unneeded.

StoneColdIsDaBestCurrent troll I'm dealing with right now. Geez, everyone hates you, you're [redacted] as hell, no one cares about your Elementary school grades or how good you are at chess, Giratina and all the other legendaries suck, and I doubt you are 24 years old and have played Pokemon for 10 years. Just die already.

Teh Vestibule - nuff said.


Well that sums up all of the mentions, except for one more....

The Greatest User of All Time is.....

goddard19! What better user is myself, anyways.


Now we're done. Say, speaking of me....

PART 2: THE HISTORY OF GODDARD19

Hi! My name is goddard19. I know a lot about u guys. Please post after me so I feel at home here.

That post right there was my first post. April 14th, 2007, 5:12 pm. I've changed a lot since then. What, I was only ten.

At first sarsars questioned my real identity.


Okay, goddard, who are you REALLY. Which previous user are you?

But we eventually came into an understanding.

Seeing as I was ten, and I was supposed to be thirteen, my parents limited when I could go on.


Hey I'm back.

I can only post on the weekend so......


Which severely limited my post count. Not that I did it much, anyways.

I continued two pop in back and forth from weekend to weekend. The trend stopped, however, on July 17th, 2007. Probably because my birthday was on the weekend after.

I reappeared the weekend after, and the one after that, but disappeared again. I wouldn't return until October 27th, 2007.

I then disappeared again, but reappeared in December. But then I was gone for half a month.

Now 11 and nearing 12, I decided I was able to go on the week. But again I left for over a month.

It was August 6th, 2008. This is also known as the "Noob Invasion" to the Pikmin Board, as a lot of new users showed up. Being naive as usual, I slightly defended the users. (if you ask me, I think the new guys were worshipping me back then) I also had to deal with NJFavre, too, and the Fanfic Overload. It was tough times.

But I stayed through and through.

Another thing I should mention is that this was about the time my post count started to really increase. I think by the time of August '08, I only had about 100-300 posts, even though I've been posting for over a year. Meh, go figure.

BTW, I hope you're happy with this history. there's like over 300 pages of this.

After getting several posts for the first half of August, I disappeared again, this time for over two months, returning around Halloween.

Another BTW, I rarely left the Pikmin Board around this time. I think I was in the Vesti once are twice, but that's about it. And either way, 89% of my posts are from the Pikmin board. 5% from Pokemon, 5% from Vesti, and the last 1% from other boards.

After about 15 days from returning to the Pikmin Board, I finally reached 1K. It was on November 14th, 2008. 5:34 PM. Slightly similar to when I joined.

A week or two later, though, I disappeared again, leaving for about a month.

I always wondered how I remembered this site, especially after leaving for long periods of time. Almost like my own ban of some sort.

Well I stayed until Christmas, and left after a month, and then returned for a bit. And then I left.

For 8 months.


You'd think I'd have forgotten this place, but I'm still here aren't I? Well let's finish this off, why don't we?

I haven't been on here in a long time, and I don't know if I should stay on this site. I like to post here or lol's, truth's, and whatnot, but I like to do other stuf.


Should i continue to be here, or forget the boards whatsoever?


If you were to check back a page or two, you would see a thread that shows I plan on leaving.

So what made me decide to stay? Well I remembered, how fun posting on IGN was, so I decided to stay.

And after?

I reached 2K, 3K, and 4K.

I got banned for giving the Vesti its needs.

I created more failing fanfics.

I visited some other boards, but left.

And I'm typing what is to be the ultimate 5K post. Let's hope it is.


There's two more parts to this.

PART 3: ANNOUNCEMENTS

I have some announcements to make.

To the Pikmin Board: I will probably not be here as much. Which means some things might be delayed. The Pikmin RPG and my Hurt/Heal as examples. As such, I do not want you to spam, nor update yourself. If someone is updating, then they better hope I pm'd them that they have permission, because I'm not afraid to bash.

Another thing. I plan on a future fanfic as I've stated before, as I said above, no spamming.

To the Pokemon Board: I will probably be visiting more often. So be prepared, mortals.

To both boards: Perhaps all of us can have a tournament or something. (once I find Wi-Fi for my DS)

And if anyone could get me Insider....

To SCIDB: Please leave IGN.


That sums up everything else. Just one more thing.

PART 4: ON-TOPIC

Let's say you were stranded on the Pikmin Planet. What Pikmin or Pikavore would you use to defend yourself? Would you try to live there or try to get home? What would you do there? Would you try to get help from Olimar or Louie?

If I was stranded, I would take Red Pikmin. I would basically make a Pikmin colony and try to survive as best as I can. Maybe build some technology.


Well I hope you're happy. This took two hours to right.
Now to post!

*hits cancel button*

































Good thing for Word!

Edit: Woohoo! Five stars!



Edit: Woohoo! Yoshi rank!

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Congratulations on surviving the trolls, troll bait, spammers, bashers, flamers, noobs, and Teh Vestibule

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Check out my WIP romhack!
Woohoo!

Now, back to my own milestone or something.

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Twitter

milestone threads aren't allowed you fucking nitwit, i'm going to ban you.

edit: level up! i'm a green flying parakoopa now!
its about time for my milestone >: D

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Cheese
Bandcamp
Congratulations to goddard19. This guy is only 13 or 14, but I think he could be a PR manager some day.
Have you cleared out that backlog of steam games yet
Originally posted by DeppySlide
Wow, it's been nearly 12 years since I've joined this site already? And I never even got banned?! :O Guess I better make a thread about how amazing all 5,000 of my posts are! Is this against the rules? Do we still get mad at milestone threads?? #wario{-_-?} Good thing staff don't have to worry about that sort of thing.

Luckily, I don't have to waste an entire evening planning out any fun milestone gimmick, nor risk staff termination by going nuclear on all my enemies. You see, a few years before joining SMWC, I was part of the humble Pikmin Board over at IGN. And on May 21, 2010, I had reached 5,000 posts on IGN. I present to you, only lightly edited, my 5,000th milestone thread, prepared almost 11 and a half years in advance.



We are best buddies. - pikminpower1212

You are trustworthy and very optimistic. - fierybulborb77

You’re weird but I see you as a fun guy and random in some ways. I can see you as a young elder. Like a granddad that plays football. It’s funny, trust me. - Thepikminmaster

You are my other great friend, I remember the RP days. You've been here almost as long as I have. - tropicguin

Who are these users talking about?

Sarge? No.
Rosemary, the telephone operator? No.
Henry, the mild-mannered janitor?

Could be.

To actually know what I'm talking about.

Nope, it's goddard19, or better known as me!

It's been over three long years of enduring the horrors of IGN. There have been trolls, troll bait, spammers, bashers, flamers, noobs, and Teh Vestibule. With no Insider to back me up, I went through some of the harshest times.

But of course I've had lots of friends.

PART 1: MENTIONING THE MENTIONABLE

Who is there I can't mention that I don't know? Let's go through all of the people that I actually give a crap about.

Teh Awesome

tropicguin - He was here since I started IGN. Since then, he's become my all time favorite user, and I hope he realizes that sometime soon to make me his favorite user.

kyle19939 - Came for a close second. He's not around anymore, since he was going to publish his fic, but he was a whole new level of awesome.

Thepikminmaster - An excellent writer. He's created the Pimik series, the Adventures of Little Pik Pik, and Battle of the IGN users. He's also a pretty swell guy. Also one of the few people I know that don't live in the US.
axemblue4 - A wise user that appears every now and then. He broke the ice about the Golden Age of the Pikmin board, which turned out never to exist. He's an excellent user as well as the ones above.

green111pikminrules and Snapinator - I put you guys together because you're both similar in some ways. Green shares my fandom of Pokemon, while Snaps has an excellent sense of humor. Both are great users alike.

fierybulborb77 and pikminpower1212 - Like the two above, you're similar in some ways. You started out as very noobish, and if I wasn't so unnecessarily nice back then, I probably would've hated you. But you've grown since then, and that's something to be proud of.

BlackMageHadoken and Shiny_Rayquaza - Two users from the Pokemon board that I have come to like. They're great users to know.

Sarsars - You may be a bit too quick to judge, but you're still one of my favorite users either way.

The Ones That Don't Get a Little Opinion from Me (but are still good users)
salmonella_772
rssp1
T.Touchdown36
BlackFlame208
pikmingirl92
Kaen_Drought/Xephert
mastermomin
ShadowHydra
pikminshallruleovera/The_Traveling_Pikmin
watsahappawitchu
.Dannggg/bishhx
pikmin-blob
Nintendo113
-epsilon-
ignuser6991
ILUVGames0920
Supermarhio

Users That I Despise

NJFavre - Probably my first troll. Unfortunately, I was young and was easy troll bait, so frustration ensued for me. We might have gotten past our differences, but I still hate you deep down.

ethanrocks - I really have no grudge against you. Though your stupidity of telling the Vesti to spam on the Pikmin Board was incredibly idiotic, careless, and unneeded.

StoneColdIsDaBestCurrent troll I'm dealing with right now. Geez, everyone hates you, you're [redacted] as hell, no one cares about your Elementary school grades or how good you are at chess, Giratina and all the other legendaries suck, and I doubt you are 24 years old and have played Pokemon for 10 years. Just die already.

Teh Vestibule - nuff said.


Well that sums up all of the mentions, except for one more....

The Greatest User of All Time is.....

goddard19! What better user is myself, anyways.


Now we're done. Say, speaking of me....

PART 2: THE HISTORY OF GODDARD19

Hi! My name is goddard19. I know a lot about u guys. Please post after me so I feel at home here.

That post right there was my first post. April 14th, 2007, 5:12 pm. I've changed a lot since then. What, I was only ten.

At first sarsars questioned my real identity.


Okay, goddard, who are you REALLY. Which previous user are you?

But we eventually came into an understanding.

Seeing as I was ten, and I was supposed to be thirteen, my parents limited when I could go on.


Hey I'm back.

I can only post on the weekend so......


Which severely limited my post count. Not that I did it much, anyways.

I continued two pop in back and forth from weekend to weekend. The trend stopped, however, on July 17th, 2007. Probably because my birthday was on the weekend after.

I reappeared the weekend after, and the one after that, but disappeared again. I wouldn't return until October 27th, 2007.

I then disappeared again, but reappeared in December. But then I was gone for half a month.

Now 11 and nearing 12, I decided I was able to go on the week. But again I left for over a month.

It was August 6th, 2008. This is also known as the "Noob Invasion" to the Pikmin Board, as a lot of new users showed up. Being naive as usual, I slightly defended the users. (if you ask me, I think the new guys were worshipping me back then) I also had to deal with NJFavre, too, and the Fanfic Overload. It was tough times.

But I stayed through and through.

Another thing I should mention is that this was about the time my post count started to really increase. I think by the time of August '08, I only had about 100-300 posts, even though I've been posting for over a year. Meh, go figure.

BTW, I hope you're happy with this history. there's like over 300 pages of this.

After getting several posts for the first half of August, I disappeared again, this time for over two months, returning around Halloween.

Another BTW, I rarely left the Pikmin Board around this time. I think I was in the Vesti once are twice, but that's about it. And either way, 89% of my posts are from the Pikmin board. 5% from Pokemon, 5% from Vesti, and the last 1% from other boards.

After about 15 days from returning to the Pikmin Board, I finally reached 1K. It was on November 14th, 2008. 5:34 PM. Slightly similar to when I joined.

A week or two later, though, I disappeared again, leaving for about a month.

I always wondered how I remembered this site, especially after leaving for long periods of time. Almost like my own ban of some sort.

Well I stayed until Christmas, and left after a month, and then returned for a bit. And then I left.

For 8 months.


You'd think I'd have forgotten this place, but I'm still here aren't I? Well let's finish this off, why don't we?

I haven't been on here in a long time, and I don't know if I should stay on this site. I like to post here or lol's, truth's, and whatnot, but I like to do other stuf.


Should i continue to be here, or forget the boards whatsoever?


If you were to check back a page or two, you would see a thread that shows I plan on leaving.

So what made me decide to stay? Well I remembered, how fun posting on IGN was, so I decided to stay.

And after?

I reached 2K, 3K, and 4K.

I got banned for giving the Vesti its needs.

I created more failing fanfics.

I visited some other boards, but left.

And I'm typing what is to be the ultimate 5K post. Let's hope it is.


There's two more parts to this.

PART 3: ANNOUNCEMENTS

I have some announcements to make.

To the Pikmin Board: I will probably not be here as much. Which means some things might be delayed. The Pikmin RPG and my Hurt/Heal as examples. As such, I do not want you to spam, nor update yourself. If someone is updating, then they better hope I pm'd them that they have permission, because I'm not afraid to bash.

Another thing. I plan on a future fanfic as I've stated before, as I said above, no spamming.

To the Pokemon Board: I will probably be visiting more often. So be prepared, mortals.

To both boards: Perhaps all of us can have a tournament or something. (once I find Wi-Fi for my DS)

And if anyone could get me Insider....

To SCIDB: Please leave IGN.


That sums up everything else. Just one more thing.

PART 4: ON-TOPIC

Let's say you were stranded on the Pikmin Planet. What Pikmin or Pikavore would you use to defend yourself? Would you try to live there or try to get home? What would you do there? Would you try to get help from Olimar or Louie?

If I was stranded, I would take Red Pikmin. I would basically make a Pikmin colony and try to survive as best as I can. Maybe build some technology.


Well I hope you're happy. This took two hours to right.
Now to post!

*hits cancel button*

































Good thing for Word!

Edit: Woohoo! Five stars!



Edit: Woohoo! Yoshi rank!
congarts :)

e: erasin' woodyh now!? oh you gotta be kidding

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congerts on the 5000th post, may you forever continue to make funny meme threads

Edit: Wait, I leveled up? Holy shit.

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