Mr. Switchy is On Trial!

Geez, well it took you long enough to show up. -_- I knew giving you control of the site again would be a bad idea, but I didn't think you'd start allowing underground gambling rings!

You're going down Switchy!! By which I mean you're getting pressed.

I absolutely cannot believe what is going on here. I recall nothing of this "gambling". I wasn't even here for Halloween, I was around Blue ! Switch's playing "dress up like a splunkin".

Besides, you say this was someone called "Mr. Witchy", right? That's not even me.

I am innocent, and so are these users you're accusing of being "Miscreant Crooks".

Objection! I'd like to call my virtual self to the stand.

Also, there are not so many candy wrappers for me to get and level my rank up.
The crooks are taking them to prove themselves innocent.

How am I supposed to find evidence if I can't find a candy wrapper on this forum? Can someone tell me where the next wrapper is so I can speed my way to it and grab some evidence please? I'm just curious and in need of sure-fire evidence.

Also, by the following quote , is it all the posts including those in the Sunken Ghost Ship's C3 Museum, or just this C3 Winter 2022 forum? I was about to have to get the virtual scuba gear, wherever that was. That was all.


Thanks! (Sorry for the emoji spam, even though it didn't look like it.)

Don't play dumb with us Mr. Switchy. Did you really think dropping one letter from your name was such a clever disguise? And as for your crooks, they're the ones destroying all the evidence before my scouts can find them! How is that fair?!

*Sigh* I shouldn't get too worked up. I will be releasing a bombshell report for my case in a few hours. Thanks to a tip from a "D. Backslide", I now know which of the current administrators has helped perpetrate this gambling ring!

whoever is larping with themselves on 2 bot accounts should reconsider what theyre doing with their time

Are you referring to me? I'm not a bot, despite what many people have said. (Although it doesn't help that the site is calling me a bot. Any staff want to fix that? -_-)

If you are talking about  System or  Mr. Switchy, well, I'm not sure if Mr. Switchy is a bot, but they're definitely "larping" some illegal activities that need to be stopped! Luckily, you're one of my Candy Scouts, so you can make sure to grab some evidence to prove Mr. Switchy guilty.

If you have any further confusion, be sure to consult  The Magician's threads, here and here. I hope I can count on you to help out! Thanks, and have a great C3!

Did Mario press down your brain, Mr. Switchy? Because what you said MAKES NO SENSE! If you know what you really did like my friends at SMW Central know my hacks, then I'm not going to do anything bad here! You were TRULY the one who hosted that illegal gambling ring.

Also...


WHAT A LIAR!!! You were Mr. Witchy! Who agrees with me?


Aha, it makes sense! You and your so-called team of crooks wanted to destroy all the wrappers so we couldn't find any evidence and you can be considered innocent so you can make even more gambling crimes. THAT'S NOT FAIR!!!



So yeah, Chester, I agree with what you said about Mr. Switchy's disguise, and despite me not finding any evidence, I do think Mr. Switchy is guilty, even though it's not even Verdict Day yet. Let's keep this case going though. Besides, I know if Mr. Switchy's innocent, it obviously means he's free to go. But what if we successfully prove him guilty? Then, what punishment will he get?

Also, the Since portion of Switchy's profile says that he was here since Super Mario World first released, before SMW Central was EVEN a thing. That's impossible. The site only started existing in 2005. How is he registered back then?

That is all. Sorry for the caps. Please don't call me out for using all caps for some words. I had to prove a point. Peace out!

OrangeBronzeDaisy and I might've both found a new piece of evidence on her user column in the OH S*** WHAT forum thread. Also, wouldn't she remain Ace Detective even after someone else takes that wrapper?

Other than that, I think I found my evidence to prove Mr. Switchy guilty as charged.

Just wanted to let you know before clicking the wrapper. Thanks!

EDIT: Nevermind, someone took it before I did.

I can absolutely confirm I am not a bot. And I am not a "larping". Perhaps the person throwing around these wild accusations should reconsider what they'rre doing with their time, huh?

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Sounds like you've just got bags of bad luck. Poor you.

In this, you call me a "liar", but have no evidence. You then even state that you have no evidence. And then in your next post you go on to say you have found one of these "wrappers" people say exist, but then, as if my some miracle, it's no longer there? Funny that.

Doesn't this just go to prove I'm innocent? Mr. Witchy isn't me. Please, believe me!

NEVER!!!

Also, I didn't just say "Words.", unlike what you thought I said. DID YOU EVEN TAKE THE TIME TO READ MY WHOLE POST?!


(Again, sorry for emoji spam and mighty caps, BUT I'M REALLY MAD at Mr. Switchy RIGHT NOW!)

The proof is in the pudding! There is no other solution. This is your FINAL WARNING, Mr. Switchy! One more piece of evidence like this and we're reporting you to Chester and The Magician to find you guilty for EVERYTHING!

That is all for now.

...sadly for you, the forums record aliases (the topic for the event in question still exists with your username attached to it), and there's an image file in your filebin as well. Unfortunately for me, we're about to get three Boos: you even made the mistake of recording the leaderboard at the end!

Amusingly, I'm not even on the right side of the law myself since I participated, but sometimes the Internet does a real good job at preserving this kind of stuff... and sometimes it doesn't.