i will write an haiku for you

hello. i am a master word smith, and my contribution to smwcentral's c3 even will be to share my gift of word smithing with you. I will write you a haiku and it will be yours, to do with whatever you want. Some examples:

you: I want a haiku about Super Mario

me: Super Mario
World Is A Game Made For The
Super Nintendo

you: I want a haiku about cats

me: The small kitten roars
Searching the stars above for
It's prey to quiver


and stuff like that, you know?

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Please write me a haiku about Hobz (pronounced "Hob-zed").

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Feel free to visit my website/blog - it's updated rarely, but it looks pretty cool!

I would like a haiku about a gas station or other similar location that you find significant or pleasant in some way.

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A haiku about a violent sandstorm.

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A haiku about a long country drive!

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hold on everyone you're requesting too much, im only one man here...



Mirror Reflections
Speak nothing but vi-le truths
To punish the soul

(incorporating you making hobz two syllables by making the word vile two syllables, hope this helps.



Amenities Here
Release your foot from the gas
Venture Forth Inside

[pquote= uhh anorakun] violent soundstorm </div></div>

Darude records loud
Dancing youth proud, Sand sweeps town
No survivors found



Life is a highway
I want to ride it all night
Long you're going my

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Interesting thread!
I'd like a haiku about
berries in the sea.

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I'd like a haiku about this very thread, in the most Hobz way possible.

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Você sempre alegre e eu sem razão
Estou dividido entre o amor e a paixão

[quopte-=wye] berry in the sea [/q
The ocean's vines rose
And the fruits of their labor
Were enjoyed by none



hot cross buns hot cross
buns one a penny two a
penny hot cross buns

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These are really good,
not even ironically!
Thanks for making them.

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Write a haiku about bingus

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Lovely

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Você sempre alegre e eu sem razão
Estou dividido entre o amor e a paixão

These are such nice haikus you have written out so far, Hobz!

I feel that a haiku about a gumball machine could be fun.

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What is a Lunar Magic, and can I eat it?

The wolves how they howl
piercing cries search for the moon
but find no purchase




holy shit bingus
look at this fucker hell yeah
bingus rules so hard


[katerpie]lovely[/quo]te

Parasocial love
A coffee shop regular
But do I exist


[emain]gumball machine</div></div>

A coin turns the gear
And the stale gumball sees hope
Recognized purpose

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Oh, this looks really good. I'd like, please:
-A haiku about lucid dreaming.
-A haiku about nostalgia.
Thanks, I'll wait.

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thank you for waiting, i was busy being drunk and onm drugs



I'm lucid dreaming
How do I know I'm dreaming?
affordable rent



Salad days are gone
The memories stay with me
but the memories remain
sonic inflation

e: usually am not one for addendums to my art, but this was an exception

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