Heh, thanks for reviving this.
pieguy1372 jumped on some mushrooms, and found that the green ones were bouncy. After bouncing up into a tree, he found what appeared to be a pistol. Thinking nothing of it, he threw it down a waterfall by a nearby river and walked into a tavern.
"So uh, I found a pistol, and I'll give 100 coins to the person who finds it and brings it back first. ...Oh wait, someone died? Well then someone go find that pistol and we'll see if that had anything to do with it!"
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