(Yes, this is a ripoff of a ripoff. So what?)
Welcome to Monochrome, the graphical text adventure of rather large proportions.
Here's how it works: I give you a picture and a description of what's going on. You suggest the next command to give the game. Every [insert unit of time here], I'll pick one of the suggestions since the last picture and give you the next image (and a description), then you get to suggest the next command, etc.
Anyway. Let's get started.
You find yourself in a ROOM. You're standing on an UGLY CARPET. In the ROOM is a WINDOW, an UNTITLED BOOK, a CAN OF TUNA, a BLACK KEY, a GRAPE and a FLOATING PICTURE. The FRONT DOOR is to the west, the KITCHEN is to the east.
Your INVENTORY is currently empty and can hold 4.5 items.